If you won 1 billion what would you do

What would you do with the other half?

Make a post showing my Jow Forums family. :^)

Buy my own house in my current neighborhood, since I really enjoy it. Get a badass car. Buy a fuck ton of movies, a super nice tv, and one of those home theatre sound system things. Buy new fucking joycons for my switch because they went jank for some reason. Buy tons of sunglasses. Get a gym membership and go everyday since I wont have to work or go to college. Pay off everything my family owes money for. Set up my family and closest friends for hopefully life. Buy a super awesome dog. Buy a ton of replica Michael Myers masks, because I'm into that sort of thing. I would basically try to keep it a secret as much as possible except for my closest friends and family (so I can try to find a gf that loves me for me and not my money).

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Instead of just buying a nice house. I'd painstakingly recreate a comfy town from a jrpg to live in. Imagine living in timber from ff viii or something. Fuck that be amazing.

do you live in a state that allows anonymous claims? i do but don't gamble

I'm already paranoid as fuck and if I won 1 billion lottery I'm not even sure if I can handle that. Would you be able to claim your winnings while being completely anonymous? Will someone working there leak who I am? Aside from that, I'd probably look to hire someone that can help me manage the money and taxes. I would look into buying a huge amount of land and pretty much build a fortress with all the works. I would like to be able to survive an impending societal collapse or something. Be completely independent and live off the grid if needed.

>pay off my house
>buy house next door
>connect houses
>restore my thunderbird
>restore my F-150
>invest
>invest
>invest
>not worry about money again

Form a blind trust and use the trust to claim winnings

Honestly, I have a bunch of friends who need money more than me as well as my family.

Of course I'd start my business like I always wanted to that would hopefully be a nice place for people to work. Then I could finally stop being a wagecuck and focus on learning all the cool stuff I wanted to in my free time.

Any other anons have no idea what they would spend that much money on. I don't really want too many material things, but it would be nice ordering food without caring to much about the price.

Yep, honestly wasn't sure until I checked just now. I'm glad to know that. It's bullshit that in some states you cant remain anonymous in the first place, there's no good reason for it.
That does sound pretty amazing. I'm sure some weebs would love to live their too.
Elaborate.

Pay off my loans, buy my parents a better house, travel

Wrong person. I was talking about to claim the prize anonymously.

Aid my friends financially then spend the rest on whatever else I could think of

Spend the money on building a well set up cottage in the uninhabited wilderness of northern Canada, Get a shitload of supplies and back ups for basically everything. Live off the grid in fuck diddly nowhere and never have to deal with other people ever again.

I'd give everyone in my immediate family $5 million (so $30 million). Give my 1 online friend $1 million. The rest? I don't know. Probably buy like 200 acres somewhere and have a nice home built, nice bunker built, have fiber ran over, etc. Basically become self sufficient and be able to live off grid. Buy an 18 year old and breed her have like 10 kids. Hire a live-in nannies/fuck dolls to help wife.

i dont know your story but based

I spent the last 24 hours fantasizing about winning with my single ticket. Now I feel like garbage. Why am I such a retard

Same. I mean, logically I know I was never going to win and it's stupid to get upset about it. But fuck, man, the crash after spending all day fantasizing about how nice it would be to escape my shitty life is terrible. This is the second time I've done this.

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Invest 99% of it in an index fund.
Buy a modest home in a small town near me and build a god tier gaming PC. Do the travel meme. Buy a modest car for about 20k.

those 24 hours are what you are paying for

Buy a cabin far away from people. Buy enough food to last me 10 years. Buy enough alcohol to last me 10 years. Buy me guns and ammo. I'd spend all day drinking or shooting shit till even that couldn't fill the void then I'd shoot myself. Donate the rest to charity

FUCK I HATE MY LIFE.
I JUST WANT A COZY NICE HOUSE UP NORTH WITH GOOD INTERNET.

I'd probably go into hiding for a year or so, since my state doesn't allow you to remain anonymous if you win.

Set aside 5 mil for personal things, like a house, a new car and paying off my student debts, as well as a laptop that isn't the bare minimum and whatever else, and dividing the remainder of that 5 mil and giving it to my family. I'd store the rest away in an overseas savings account, and live off of the interest.

buy some land way out in the woods, build a house, get a dog, be generous to people i care about, adopt a kid, and take odd jobs building and repairing things for people in the community, be genuinely happy with my life, then wake up and remember i'm still just a depressed wagecuck

Well lads, turns out I'm a winner. Won $4. What should I spend it on?

I think pretty much exactly what I'm doing now, actually. I'd probably have a nicer car and a beautiful girl who's only after me for my money sucking my dick throughout the day while I browse the internet, though.

hookers n blow

Smokes to num the pain

>$4
>smokes
If only.

The same thing I do now - absolutely nothing.

Invest it all but a few million in real estate and google.Use the rest to live comfortably around the level of a successful doctor or lawyer.

Buy Jow Forums then shut it down

I have a lot of ideas on how to use it. First, I would get extensive medical testing for everything I even remotely suspect of having. Brain scan, colonoscopy, sleep study, the works, find out what the fuck is wrong with me.

To improve my health and physical appearance I would have a personal trainer and chef so I could maximize the rate at which I can change my body to be more attractive. I might even consider getting that leg breaking height surgery.

I would indulge any hobby or academic interest with personal tutors that can tailor lessons to me so my learning can be at a vastly accelerated pace.

For entertainment I could do essentially as I please, going across the world, trying the best of what every country has to offer. As for sex, I could have an orgy of high class escorts at my whim, and if I ever want to pursue a real relationship, I'm sure it wouldn't be hard to find someone that wants to be with a billionaire.

Basically, life would be paradise, free from the barriers of capitalist society, with true freedom to explore and indulge any passion or interest I please.

At least I could afford

buy some rope to hang myself

The more I think about it the better going off the grid sounds.

Live off the interest so I do not have to work another day of my life.

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>yfw you could win a billion dollars and still feel completely empty and wanting to kill yourself

It wouldn't make the slightest difference

I would use the money to benefit humanity or to help people. Maybe start a non-profit.

Yeah I'll admit that I'm not a robot.

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Move to some island and tell no one, hoping they assumed I was dead. Spend the rest of my days chilling at home doing what I wanted without and losers bothering me. Oh but I'd bring my dog cause she's my best friend.

I'd convert it to pennies and stick them up my ass
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fund the alt right to ensure race war begins by christmas

Well first since I work for the state lottery I have to avoid claiming it myself since that could result in being fired and I would have to forfeit the money. I'd probably put a friend up to claim the money and split for his trouble.

After that I would probably continue my job since it's max comfy. Although I'd drop it the minute it starts to become uncomfy.

I'd move to a small house in a peripheral of city and just do as I please.

Buy real estate all over.

Fake my death and never leave my apartment

The govt will kill the winner anyways

start a biotech company
grow it for 10 yrs
secretly a cloning lab and zombie virus research(Umbrella corp)
sneak genetic samples of people i find attractive
clone them
raise them up to 20 yrs old(i'm 26 now,so about 56)
snuff them Hostel and Saw style
use zombie virus
now have a harem of undead
to satiate my gore fetish
or just give some,save some and retire

live in the woods and have maids

Finish my education. Start a funny farm using the Gould Farm model that treats the mentally ill well. Live there.

Build a casino. I have always wanted to own a casino and resort complex, and I have construction connections already, so it would certainly be possible. I would just have to move to a state where it is legal or lobby the government here to make it legal.

thank you fellow daddy

Pay cartels to violently and publicly massacre all illegals heading towards the American border until the message gets through to the border hoppers.

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become a full on rapist

Sit around playing video games all day and shit posting on 4chins. So basically what I am doing now, but in more comfort. Maybe hire some porn stars I like to fuck me.

Invest in p2p lending.
Invest in indexes.
Invest in housing.
This is what comes up first. Maybe buy an electric car. Also buy the next door apartment and merge them. I'll go from there.

Buy a gun and kill myself. Orig.

Now this is based and in a very based way

Aren't US lottery winnings taxed?

Roll gatcha order Weeb stuff live on my own

Is a lottery ticket only $1 in the USA? A Euromillions is 2.50bongs here (about $3.30)

I'd keep something like 10-100 million, get the rest in 1's and burn it live on the Internet.

It's a crime to destroy money

This. All I can think of is how people would start noticing that I'm living more comfortably and family members I haven't talked to in decades would come out of the woodworks and guilt trip me into giving them money on a daily basis.

The Jackpot has risen to 1.6 billion for the next drawing, btw.

With that amount of money I would give about 40 million to my mother. I'd give small amounts (under $100.000) to a few acquaintances that I like on the condition of them keeping quiet about it. Since I have no friends and no other family members that I care about I wouldn't feel obligated to give anything more to anyone.

I'd focus on myself, fulfill my own dreams. I'd get a girl with a good heart and a good personality to golddig off me and travel the world together and eventually settle down and have kids with her. I'd also get plastic surgery and get a personal trainer and a home gym.

Probably invest it in personal projects

Nuke Israel I would

Put it on a hedge fund and enjoy 50 million dollars yearly

buy myself and everyone i care about their own house and pay off all their debts, hire someone to invest it and make sure my entire family and the friends never have to work a day in their lives and can pursue whatever they want to.
what else would anyone with a brain do? the people who go and somehow blow it all on huge purchases all at once are idiots. you can buy all that shit slowly with the interest or investment returns

>$3.30
try $13usd

build a nuke

Inb4 cianigger moneylaundery operation out in the fucking open masked as a lottery win.

13usd means combined ticket? Like multiple variants.

Nah, for the like multi-million ones, the proper jackpots.

Well for starters I'd immediately drop out of college and never work a day the rest of my life, it'd be my ticket to NEETdom I've been dreaming for for so long

>Give a million to my mother
>Give 3 million to my bother
>Clone my 14 year old dog
>Buy a decent sized 3-4 bedroom house in the suburbs but put in a home gym, vydja room and basket ball court
>Get a new car, nothing fancy, just something that won't break for like 10 years
>Pay a production company for help me make my own Anthony Bourdain like show where I eat food around the world and meet cool people
>Maybe by all the latest lets play equipment to justify playing so much vydja

>go to the airport and buy the first flight to Tokyo
>build a traditional catholic chapel
>buy a bunch of Jordans
>try to cope with life

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Invest into asteroid mining. Turn it into a trillion. At worst become poor while Elon whispers me sweet nothings into my ear as he and other startups burn my money on coke.

Build a concentration camp for alt right incels

Also this

why more to your brother?
and even if it's a clone it's just physically not mentally so what's the point? i know it's sad but

>give a million to mom and million to dad (not a NEET but I've been mooching off of them my whole life, and my dad fully paid for my prepaid college plan)
>hire a broker or whatever that really know his shit and have him invest $500,000,000 (probably would have to pay massive fees for this but it wouldn't matter anymore since I could get an insanely large yearly income this way
>drop out of school
>take friends on big fancy vacations to places like vegas (went there once when I was 7 and always wanted to go back because of new vegas)
>buy decent sized land somewhere in my home town (too autistic to move anywhere else) and build a nice comfy house on it, nothing huge but I'd want the ultimate vidya setup in one room and then a home gym with every piece of equipment I'd ever want to use
>maybe hire some staff like a gardener, a maid and a personal assistant who could take care of stuff like going to the store for me

>If you won 1 billion what would you do.
everything

>Just live comfortably without constant anxiety about the future.
that's nice user

>give 50mil to charity
>give 1-2 mil to all friends/family
>buy home
>invest 2mil
>save the rest

what's even the point of investing when your already a billionaire
couldn't spend it in 10 lifetimes

>I spent the last 24 hours fantasizing about winning with my single ticket
same expect i spent 3 days and it was a couple months ago and i'm still doing it

My mother is 67 and my brother is 36 he'll live longer has stuff to pay off. I know it won't be the same dog but I don't care

>Well lads, turns out I'm a winner. Won $4. What should I spend it on?
more tickets

>Give everybody, I'm related to or have a good relationship with 10 million dollars each
>buy some land
>hire architect to make nice beautiful home, with plenty of rooms
>offer to let some neets from Jow Forums live there and I'll cover all their expenses
>bond and make friends with neets
Everyone's happy, sorrynif this doesnt make sense or is dumb it just sounds nice and im kinda drunk