Let me entertain you with a story of when I was a Junior (Pic related, was me around that time) >Parents are going a couple states over to get my Grandpa's ashes >I'm left to guard my 3 year old brother >We have a good day, play, eat tendies, and I watch a couple episodes of Jojo >I put him to bed and relax >I start texting my bf and things get a bit lewd >Next thing you know I'm in an apron with a sharpie up my ass while sending him pics and videos >Ring ring >Answer my mom's call with the sharpie still in me >She reminds me to lock her bedroom door to the outside >Hangup and clean myself up after that uncomfortable 3:30 call >I'm wearing a T-shirt, boxers, and cat ears >I go to open my parents bedroom door to lock the door >OHFUCKNUGGETS.PNG >As I open the door someone on the other side pulls it closed >Dart to the kitchen and grab a knife >Is scared shitless as your dozen guns are kept in my parents closet where the nigger that broke in is >Call my dad and 911 >Toss my cat ears behind a recliner as my faggotry was secret >Older brother shows up in 5 with his .45 >He sweeps the place >Who ever was in the room apparently simply left after I tried to open the door >Spend the next 2 hours shaking and playing xbox trying to calm down >sleep mode on
