Fembots: What is attractive to you?

I like tall, thin guys with long hair. He should also be pale and vaguely ill looking

As long as he's gucci, dawg

>go to hell
>filled with anime watching lesbos
sounds good desu

I like guys and girls.
For guys he has to be my height, long hair, glasses and be thin.
For girls she has to be ahorter than me, so shorter than 5'7. Slightly plump. Besides that it all depends on how they talk and act. The guy should be interested in science, logical, very cuddly. The girl should be interested in nature, warm, slightly lazy and cuddly.
>tfw want to have a bf and a gf and for them both to love each other as well

A handsome voice
Longer faces
Larger foreheads
Thick brows
A man who gets super excited about games or something they love

All these vaguna posters saying they like chubby guys

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any female who disagrees with my is lying

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let's be clear though

chubby =/= fat
just like
thicc =/= fat

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I mean because I'm already pretty gay.

Girls are cute and soft and smell nice. Duh.

Looks like some twink bottom pornstar. I've seen those and can compare. Would be afraid that he'd suggest me pegging him on our first time together or him vibrating during a date.
>everyone who doesn't think like me is lying

This has opened my eyes whatever hopes I had are now crushed

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>tfw spent so long getting Jow Forums
>finding out more and more that girls actually dislike Jow Forums guys
its not fucking fair

>having dreams and hopes in the first place
stop doing this to yourself.

This
>get Jow Forums
>do minor surgery on my chin and nose to look like Chad
>women avoid me
Thousands of dollars and years well wasted. Instead guys started flirting with me and that killed any shred of confidence I had.

I prefer guys with hair and his face isn't what I find attractive, but his body is nice.

Getting fit is a form of body dysmorphia. Normal people like normal looking people.

>short hair that's stylized
>"fuck me bear daddy" twink body and face
>no body hair
No thanks.

>roastie starts coping with denial and making loud empty noise anyways

yeah yeah roasters, im sure you are attracted to guys that look like boogie2998, you're about P E R S O N A L I T Y

>chico's face isnt ideal
C O P E
im sure you can attract a dude like him, mhm totes mcgoates my fair lady

skinny dude with a large frame have the ideal aesthetic most females actually prefer, lel

is this cope city or something? am i in reddit?

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i am this, please be gee eff

I do not dream do not put words in my mouth

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>Just get a new haircut man, girls will like you
>Just get Jow Forums, girls will like you
>well just change your face, girls will like you
>wear different clothing, girls will like you
>earn more money, girls will like you
>buy a cool car, girls will like you
>do sports, girls will like you
>yeah girls do not like any of that lmao, don't do any of that, girls will like you
When the fuck do the goalposts stop fucking moving holy shit. I look like Chad, if I don't talk I am Chad. where the fuck are my girls and where is my refund

>there are only twinks and boogie in the world
Sounds like you're trying to cope with some repressed fag feelings if you can even find these images and have them saved.
>even knowing the names of these literal WHOs
What's wrong with you?

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you probably intimidate women. they're going to expect YOU to initiate because of how you've decided to present yourself.
how tall are you though?

>Doing all that shit to try and please everyone

Unironically just be yourself

6'1. Could be taller, but can't change it.
This actually triggers me because it's true, but I hoped having money and the ability to basically be what everyone says gets you instantly laid will be easy. But it's always another and another and another and another and another and another thing.

>not knowing who chico is

may i suggest visiting gandy?

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He looks like a Wendigo desu

user i'm worried. Even I didn't get to have sex yet, but I feel like you've tasted more dick than I ever will.
>no haha i'm just giving examples and pretending

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>tfw when cute twink skinny blue eyed femboy with a big dick nerd that has the face of a chad that's also straight
>tfw I'm a weird combination of random shit and just want an intelligent girl to talk with me get to know each other and maybe one get be together
>tfw not even fembots type

why is life like this?

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>all these girls that like other girls
>can't ever find any and all the girls that are lesbian or bi that I do find are pretend trans abominations

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You look like a Wendigo

>not even a fembots type

don't worry user a fembots type is obviously going to be unreasonable theyre fembots for a reason

>no trans gf to love

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He asked for intelligent and most people here aren't.

Most fembots have terrible taste apparently.

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I like really tall, strong looking white bois. But also skinny ones with tired eyes and a mean streak. And also cute smol ones that still have a masculine attitude, like muh shonenshit protagonists. Unfortunately I am also a degenerate that likes tall, strong looking girls or skinny ones with a mean streak.
Outside of that, what's attractive to me in general is
>tall
>loners
>blue eyes
>soft spot for cute animals
>not super political
>book smart(though I'm not)
>not super experienced romantically
>big appetites
>strong looking legs
>not concerned with being funny all the time, but still has a silly side

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Maybe you cannot find a gf due to your arrogance!

vampirism
evil supernatural entity with unironically no soul
the grim reaper
a handsome monstrous hell demon

Will any girls talk about anime with me?

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Whatever, just stay away from Flan, you sick dyke!

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Be my gay gf

>arrogance
I'm not though, those are just the most common ways people use to describe me!

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Everyone describes you as a beautiful bishonen with the face of a Chad? That ALSO has a giant peepee? Wow! You sure must be autistic if you can't get a gf and you are as pretty as you say you are.

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>tfw when cute twink skinny blue eyed femboy with a big dick nerd
lol

abs, the smell of sweat after a boy has worked out, sincerity

also big canines but even I find it weird that I like that

>skinny ones with a mean streak
Is that supposed to mean generic tsundere, Asuka-tier tsundere, or 100% cunt?

Does any other guys find smell attractive?

There's nothing cuter than a good perfume.

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Guys doing guy stuff, like fixing a car or chopping wood or something like that, being good with kids or animals
I'm not a fan of chubby, but I like them with meat on them
Very rarely 3d females
Yea no. That's basically a girl

How do you feel about fruity body spray? I wear a citrus scent and have been thinking about getting a strawberry.

more like ITT: men

intelligent/nice/nerdy are just my biggest interests, I'm not unreasonable about any of those things. you'd be surprised under all the shit posters though there are some decent people!

thanks for the support user

that's how my ex girlfriends have described me, and even with being mildly autistic I still have gotten girlfriends.

no bulli

also to any one i'm totally willing to prove it but only if you prove you're not a toxic evil person looking to humiliate, harass, flame and dox me because you have a difficult time dealing with your own issues and that's how you cope.

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a qt transgirl or trap who will bully me for being less feminine/cute than she is

Not a 100% cunt, somewhere between Asuka and a generic tsundere I suppose.

White guys and food

I'm a trans girl and I've got really long hair thats well taken care of and a chest I bet is bigger than yours
lots to bully you about
what's your contact info?

You are not a woman, you are a man with gyno.

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i didnt get Jow Forums with the intent of being more attractive, i just wanted to be better at my sport and get stronger. i wouldnt be upset if it did nothing for my looks, but it unironically seems like im worse off for it.

Body sprays are pretty good. I do quite like strawberry scent myself so I'd say go for it.

They really do help create a bit of a nicer 'ambience' if that makes sense.

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dicks.. cocks.. pleasure rods..
i like a good looking cock as long as i don't have to actually see the face of whoever has it

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It just makes me want to eat food, tbph.

He must be:

>Tall
>Eccentric
>dark hair, pale skin
>Greenish/yellow eyes
>An initially off-putting personality that hides his sensitive, goofy side, making me realize that he only puts on a front to be someone for someone he cares for
>Physics student in college
>Friends with perverts and pure cinnamon rolls
>Look good in a lab coat which he never takes off
>A time traveler

Why is it so hard?

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So you are into glorholes I take it

Fuck off zombie.

Begone Christina! GO BACK HOME TO AMERICA

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>>An initially off-putting personality that hides his sensitive, goofy side
my offputting personality IS my sensitive, goofy side

yeah i guess so, those could be a thing too.
but i also usually like that stuff with the guy wearing a mask or just anything at all that obstructs his identity

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Piss off celeb17.

How many cocks at once?

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Okabe studies electrical engineering, not physics.

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tfw likes dick but not men :'(

i did not expect Jow Forums to improve my self-confidence. thanks guys

Yeah, okay post your giant peepee.

I don't even like to send nudes within a relationship. I'm almost 8 inches without cheat measuring though.

>tfw like sex but not actually having sex
idk how to feel about this. i can imagine having sex with my gf but i cant actually do it because it sorta grosses me out.

Because none of them were made by real women

Skinny, tall men with tiny waists and broad shoulders.

I want to be a feminine, strongfat girlfriend and carry a skinny, cute man like my bride. I need better equipment, but I'll get there.
The contrasting bodies turn me on.

Why do lookism posters always make themselves so obvious?

Preferably someone that's into tech or science. I don't really like tall guys, they make my horses look smaller. I will still date a tall person if they have a good enough personality. I'm not really against any particular body type, it would however be nice to have someone that can enjoy hiking. I'm a bit turned off by guys that have too many allergies.

Long walks are amazingly relaxing. What about camping?

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Most of you won't even meet these low standards.

>they make my horses look smaller
What did she mean by this?

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i generally like more feminine looking guys but it depends. good taste in clothing, art, and music is important. slender build is ideal. glasses are also cute

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What do you define as a good taste in clothing?

And please like marble sculpture.

I like bringing my dog along on camping trips. My last serious boyfriend would always pack the dumbest most unnecessary things to bring along to the point that it just wasn't fun anymore.

Patience and liking my interests. I'm pretty starved for male attention, the only thing that repulses me is extreme weight or height.
Do you watch pokemon too? I have something that might sound weird if you're willing to listen.

They make my horses look short. I don't want some tall fucker hurting my horses with their awkward seat.

I have watched it before but not anymore.

If you're pretty starved then just add me on Discord. I'll listen.

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This one fucked me up. I will never be good enough.

If you don't mind what is it?

shoo#8090