>greasy
>ugly
>emo
>nerd
>friendzoned by hot redhead
>cucked by douchebag chad quidditch star
>gives life protecting cuckoo's egg
He matches the bill.
Is Snape one of us?
Kayden Ramirez
Adam Gray
Snape is the protagonist of the story. This is the ultimate truth. The reddest of pills. The omega of the anthology.
Ayden Williams
Nah, because even with all that he eventually rose to have power and prestige.
Most of us will live and die miserable.
Wyatt Jackson
Yeah but did he ever get laid tho
Ethan Perez
Snape was very competent at his job. So no.
John Robinson
>spend the majority of the series being a dick for no real reason and then suddenly gets shoved a dumb backstory that stops making sense as soon as you look deeply
Truly a great protagonist
Asher Brooks
His job wasn't making potions - it was teaching potions. He wasn't great at that. He was unnecessarily hostile to students.
Gabriel Flores
Um who knows, it was never stated.
>He wasn't great at that.
Lol whut? He was amazing in potions, he even created his own...
Robert Young
Snape is Harry Potter's real father.
Adrian Martin
Good at making them, not teaching them.
Doubt