User is 5'7" manlet stick boi

>user is 5'7" manlet stick boi
>wow you have such long eyelashes user
>your hands are so soft user
>your butt's bigger than mine lol
>no he's my friend, we're not dating
holy fuck I hate women

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>5'8
>long eyelashes
>soft hands
wew lad. dont have a big but though.but i do have wide hips and big thighs i fucking hate it

post boi thighs you whore

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oh good lord it's perfect

Are those yours? Instant diamond.

Could you please kindly provide the source material for this picture you colossally homosexual person?

Too bad, you're a girl now

Start fucking men. I was in your position when I was young and I regret not whoring myself out to guys.

Beeeeeee my BF, please. I need squishy trap thighs to kiss and lay my head on.

Thanks. Really appreciate it. I promise love and support and happiness.

Do you like have anymore thigh pictures?

>5'2
>can't even grow leg or facial hair
>thicker than most girls I know

Nut
>be me
>see thighs
>whip dick out
>use the salt shaker technique
>but with the power of 100 suns

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im fucking hideous tho. im balding, have a rugged face, and extremely hairy. its like i got the worst of both

Yes, you, you could use a bf. I'm that bf.

Post a reply saying yes. It's that easy. Then you won't be lonely.

I'm not gay though can I become gay?

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Yes, becoming bi isn't difficult. Especially when I'm a boyish guy myself.

You don't even have to be fucked if you don't want. You can be the top.

is that you in the pic?
origin

Probably too far away my dude

And plus I have autistic tendencies

We're on Jow Forums, we all have autistic tendencies. I live in PA. I won't hype it up if you're any further than 200 miles.

But it would be nice to be with a cute small boy!

>be 5'4
>be a straight fucking killing machine
>later vegans

>be me 18
>dad walks in room while jacking off
>dad joins in
later virgins

>salt shaker technique
Enlighten me dead user

Texas but I'll keep it in mind if I ever go up north

I shall teach you now young user
You will need both hands and it will be painful

>step one left hand on bottom of shaft
>step two right hand on to top shaft
>step three squeeze
>step four twists up and down
>step five nut with the power of 100 suns

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send me pictures of your feminine penis