America! I need to talk! NOW!

America! I need to talk! NOW!

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Yes?

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yes hello

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Of course it's some dumb bong

I accidentally poured cold water on my tea instead of re-boiling the kettle and instead of making a new cup I thought no bother this is how the Americans do it, it can't be that bad, so I put the tea in the microwave and microwave it until it is warm and jesus christ this is the worst thing I have ever tasted I am absolutely appalled by your entire nation what the fuck are you doing and desu lad I want reparations for this shit you owe me one cuppa

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>uk

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We only drink tea in bottles here

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Hey colony- user. Thanks for the chuckle.

Just for the record, we nuke our water before making the tea. Not after. Not really sure if that would make a difference, but you wouldn't put the teabag in the kettle before you boiled it, would you?

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