Google owns this planet, and owns you

>Google doesn't care about GDPR or any regulations concerning the privacy and rights of their users

>It literally says on the terms of Google that they take care of your privacy until the moment it's convenient for them not to

>you all still not just use Google, but defend it "because it's useful"

In a few decades you'll let Google stream advertisements directly into your brain and still cope with "but they offer me useful services for free".
Personally I stopped using all Google products when they denied to delete information about me from their servers and just replied to me using meaningless buzzwords and jargon.
Google and Facebook may own your balls but not mine. How does it feel being weak?

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Just changed default search engine to Duckduckgo and swapped to Protonmail instead of Gmail

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Have you ever tried to contact Google directly? It's literally impossible.
Same with Facebook.
It boggles my mind that gigantic corporations can literally just hide their emails and give us the finger.
"Got a problem with our service? Fuck you then."

>duckduckgo
>protonmail
>firefox
>no google smartphones
>avoid youtube whenever possible
>all google services opened in incognito mode

Feels good man

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my dad works for google and so I am only like 2 separations away from owning you

>In a few decades you'll let Google stream advertisements directly into your brain
Are you trying to imply I'm not going to have an open source adblocker downloaded to my consciousness by then?

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I use a fake name whenever I use google, like with my youtube account. I give all fake information and lie whenever I have to give information.

I know you're reading this, google captcha. Fuck you fag

>incognito mode
You just gave yourself away, shill. Firefox uses "private browsing" not "incognito mode" like Chrome.

Apple fag thinks he has privacy on his icrap

>mfw

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This.

I love it how corporations think my information equals money to them, when I purposely only post misleading shit.
The only Facebook account I have has a fake name, an anime avatar, and I never post anything about my life. It pretty much suggests Vietnamese friends to me because the algorithm has no idea who the fuck I am.

>Vietnamese

You get those too . So annoying.

As much as I hate Apple products, they're pretty based about privacy when it matters. At least with them, you know all your information is getting beamed directly into Steve Jobs' corpse and very few people have direct access to it.

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literally dont give a shit
i would let google cum into my mouth
while stuffing me with chicken wings

>you know all your information is getting beamed directly into Steve Jobs' corpse and very few people have direct access to it

Then they are selling it just like Google and FB. Plus it's not even open source so you can't even see what info they are scraping

>In a few decades you'll let Google stream advertisements directly into your brain and still cope with "but they offer me useful services for free".
In a few decades the planet will be submerged and most of the remaining population fighting for the few remaining inhabitable plots of land. You dunce.

>nah I have nothing to hide, I don't care if corporations use my information, it's of no value

Actually the information about your average Joe is pretty damn valuable. If it wasn't, they wouldn't want it.
They have enough "useless" information about you to write an AI based on you.

Just assume every company is scraping every little bit of data about you.

>Implying Google wouldn't be there to fuck over the survivors all the same.
Do you even dystopia, bro?

Just think about this for a minute.

We've reached a point in Internet history where Jow Forums is more reliable and trustworthy than Google and Facebook.

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LoL I always do

>AI based on you

An AI that is a hikikomori NEET and faps to lolis?

>They have enough "useless" information about you to write an AI based on you.
And then they have a worthless NEET AI. I'm very concerned about what they will use that for.

>this is what liberals think global warming means

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>Jow Forums is more reliable and trustworthy than Google and Facebook

Welcome to Jow Forums new fren. This site has been a honey pot for years

What the fuck do you think global warming and rising sea levels means you moron?

Reminder that moot gave your data away for free and gookmoot is slightly better because he sells your data.

Are you fucking retarded they already have maps out showing what we would lose iff all the ice melted. It ain't much. Florida was mostly swamp anyway

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It means all the liberals on coastal cities will get fucked and have to buy beach front property slightly further inland. The real problem with global warming is all the gas below the arctic being released as the ice melts.

>Entire countries and major US cities underwater
>It isn't much

Read Google's terms the other day. It literally says they won't give out your information to third parties "unless they believe it's the right thing to do".
That part cracked me up. It pretty much relieves them from any responsibility. Whatever they do, it was just their honest belief that it was right.

>Entire countries
Name one important country that would be completely submerged if all the ice melts.

No not as far as landmass goes they way you were talking it would be like fucking water world

Going by that map alone? Unironically Cuba and Trinidad.

Not only that there is land under all that ice and if it warmed up then those regions would be habitable

That's why I specified important countries.

Looks like Cuba would be divided in to islands and they didn't lose the whole thing also he said important

Tbh OP, you'll always be getting assfucked by google no matter what you do to seperate yourself from it. Their tentacles are too deep, like what do you do for entertainment if you can't use YouTube? Go on newgrounds or some shit? fucking lol.

Plus your precious 4chins isn't safe since people are going to embed youtube videos or post screencaps of some shit from social media so do you plan to seperate yourself from that as well somehow?

Face it it's gone too far to run away now, you'd have a better chance of fighting the eldrich horrors of HP Lovecraft.

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THis is the most original post ever made in the history of mankind, yadayadayada shekestein 56% nigger.

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They do have to care about GDPR. They have no choice.

>Implying Google and Facebook don't still have an accurate ghost profile that near-perfectly guesses everything about you and provides them with the same data you think you're depriving them of
>Implying you're not uniquely hindered by buggier, less effective, esoteric alternative platforms (Linux, Duckduckgo, LibreOffice, etc)
>Implying your life isn't affected by being non-standard

Now, OP, I still respect that you've put the energy forward to avoid being a drone for Apple/Google/MS, but you have to acknowledge that you're just trading one type of slavery for another. You might gain some small sliver of what SOME people define as "freedom", but you lose literal months/years of your life pointlessly fighting against shitty software and a formless, impossible to define "control state" enemy, that still extracts value from you even if you do everything you possibly can to resist. The big tech companies are immortal liches that feed off all of us, they're the new Rockefellers and Rothschilds, except even bigger and badder. What's worse is, this time we aren't going to get a Teddy Roosevelt to break them all up.

Anyway, after all this effort to be "free" you've expended, who's to say that the open software and solutions you're using aren't spying on you, too? Ultimately, there's somebody even deeper than you that thinks you're a drone or a tool for using Debian instead of Arch, or Duckduckgo instead of Dogpile. It's a competition that nobody actually wants to win. We all think Stallman is hilarious, but do you really want to spend your days checking e-mail via a terminal?

There is no winning strategy, here. Plug in, or pointlessly, painfully toil against the overlords. Or just fap to dickgirl mangas and don't think about it too much.

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>They do have to care about GDPR. They have no choice.

What do you mean? They refused to remove their data on me and I can't do anything about it except sue them.

Human kind shouldn't be dependent on the Internet and its entertainment to begin with.
30 years ago nobody needed the Internet to survive. Now we suddenly need it. Funny.
For me the purpose of my life is to be dependent on as few inventions as possible.

Didn't you just complete a google captcha?

>You read the terms of service, that's like 15 pages of writing.

Yes. They locked my email several years ago because they thought I was a bot. It's impossible to get it back, as there is no where to voice appeals that actually matters.
I now host my own mail.

DuckDuckGo is good, but StartPage is better privacy-wise.
literally this, aside from StartPage like I said above. BitChute is good enough to watch Styx on every morning, that was my main use for YouTube.
>implying the users don't have the power to use other services and platforms
brainlet. you got the touch, you got the power.

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it's not like I've got anything to hide, it's easier just to not care

At least you can root some Android phones, and I don't see why Apple is any more trustworthy than Google, really.

I want a dumbphone that I can use as a cellular tether to a genuine pocket computer with a genuine keyboard and a genuine operating system, but apparently that's just not possible, and OpenMoko and Maemo are deader than Diaspora.

This is not my beautiful Future.

It's used by major businesses, hence it's useless to boycott it as a solitary Jow Forums user, or even as all of Jow Forums. Of course would be better to nail their entire corporation before Chrome Squads get formed. But what can we do? Right now the most I can do is study well and get some know how.

startpage looks lit

thanks for that

>it's not like I've got anything to hide

Wow I love this argument, it never changes. Same argument decade after decade.
You do realize at some point you've literally sold your body, soul and mind to a corporation and you still cope with
>i-i-i-it's not like I have something to hide

I do. And I call that my fucking private life.

duckduckgo
>still uses google somtimes

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I've actually contacted Google with their official legal form. I requested they remove search results that display my full name and photo. I'm not a celebrity or anything so there shouldn't be any historically important reason for keeping the info there. My reason for wanting this is simply that I realized a person should have the right to be in control what information a company portrays about me on their site. Google is just a company. We always forget that. They're not gods of the Internet. And let's not forget that anything Google displays on their search resides on their servers. It's not like the just innocently pull stuff off the Internet and then wash their hands, they copy it on their servers and distribute it.

Anyway, in the reply I got, some pissed off Google employee simply stated that
>you need to contact the administrator of that site with your information, we don't care
>whatever info on you we display on our site is displayed because we have the right to distribute information

They were very strict that displaying me on Google was their right - and it was bigger than my right to be removed from there. Unbelievable. Google decides who I am and how I am to be percieved by others.
I've never in my life gotten a less caring reply from a company. Ever.
Been boycotting Google ever since. I know it doesnt add up to much on a global scale but using Chrome, Gmail, Google apps and their search engine daily started feeling stupid after that incident.

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>MUH PRIVACY
why the fuck do you give a shit if information about your web activity is being sold? The only reason anyone should care is if they're doing illegal shit online.Yeah you're sooo smart, giving up the best search engine, video site, email service, map service, because of some weird paranoia of yours

>Personally I stopped using all Google products
You still train their neural nets every time you post.

>You do realize at some point you've literally sold your body, soul and mind to a corporation
what the fuck are you on about? All they have is my web activity, you dunce.

Comes from living in a fucked up country that allows corporations to have most of the same rights as actual people, you have no real legal right to privacy, and way too many of the idiot inhabitants genuinely believe that you should have nothing to hide.

The Netherlands would be gone completely and the most important British cities would also be gone. Both are in the top 5 of world economies

It would be worth it just to get rid of London.

haha muslims xd
you're an idiot

literally me except I'm not posing because I know firefox doesn't have a mode called "incognito".

More importantly, it'll finally teach those fucking limey brits not to fuck with us or else we'll flood the Earth some more just to spite them.

Not him but I don't give a shit what my browser calls it. Chrome did it first and I will keep using the term "incognito mode" until I die.

"Oh no! How dare they show me things Im interested in buying, helping me without my consent?! And above all not forcing me to buy anything! This is unnacceptable!"

>you use Google's smartphone
>the phone has Google's Android operating system
>you get apps from Google Play
>you browse the web with Google Chrome
>what do you do on the web? watch videos on Google's Youtube, read your Gmail, search for sites on the Google search engine...

All this is offered to you free of charge (except the physical phone). Yeah, there's no hidden agenda...They just want to offer you every digital service there is, out of the goodness of their heart.

Literally the only thing Google failed to dominate was the Facebook part of the web. Their Google+ attempt was a dud and this makes me smile.

How would you know how your data is being used or will be used in the future?
You think they would ever come out with the actual truth?
"We help you get better ads" sounds like bullshit, it's not like massive corporations are looking out for your benefit.

They'll probably just end up buying Twitter at some point.

>Google just buys out entire corporations like it was nothing

Where will this stop? Can Google ever fail or will it grow indefinitely until it owns the universe?
And what if a rich person wanted to buy Google? How expensive would Google be in its entirety?

well then, I don't know what to say

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The fuck is that?

-OP

Nothing I've ever written in my life has gotten more than 5 upvotes.
I'm confused.

>a Jow Forums thread has more discussion about it on reddit than Jow Forums itself

Why is r9k so fucking empty and slow these days? it's the biggest image board in life REEE

But they've already got your balls anyways by refusing to delete your info off their servers so your info is still out there buddy, difference here is that you think that by avoiding Google it'll automatically makes everything disappear

And no I don't give a fuck if Google has my information, I got nothing to hide nor do I have any incriminating. Hell, I'll take it step forward I'm just average dude who's worth jack shit.

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>How would you know how your data is being used or will be used in the future?
>You think they would ever come out with the actual truth?
But why should you and I give a shit assuming that you haven't been up to some incriminating shit? We all know that massive corporations don't give a fuck about us, if you're clean and haven't sent any nudes from a Google product you'll be okay.

>tfw will never be famous or renowned because big data has so much dirt on me in form of degenerate, depraved, suicidal, downright vile Jow Forums posts that they could blackmail me
depressing

>I got nothing to hide nor do I have any incriminating

The fact that you already feel you're answering to Google like it was an authority tells me a lot about this situation.
You've already accepted Google as a divine, all-seeing eye that's watching you, and instead of questioning its authority you pride on the fact that the eye will not smite you and approves of your conduct. Pathetic.

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This, I've actually thought about this a lot.

Back in the day you could have as many skeletons in the closet as you wanted. Your secrets were safe. Everything you said or did was gone with the wind. Now it's recorded and stored forever in digital form. I repeat: forever. Just think, this post alone could survive millions of years and I'm getting anxious just typing it.
It makes me think humanity wasn't ready for something this absolute and Orwell-esque as the Internet in 2018. Almost 100% of us have some sort of dark secrets, thoughts or desires and that's actually pretty normal, but if you slip even once, it's over. You have no chance of making a difference in your life.

We're already living in a dystopia where humanity is one single hivemind that doesn't forgive if one unit thinks a forbidden thought. This kind of individual is singled out by the all-powerful Internet and destroyed. It could be you.
It's funny how we went from liberal to totalitarian in a matter of few years. Most still think we're living in a liberal, freedom of speech world.

How does that fall into GDPR? If they actually break GDPR they will be smacked heavily.

>And no I don't give a fuck if Google has my information

But there are alternatives to Google. Why are you hellbent on choosing the service that fucks you in the ass the hardest?
Because you're used to Google? Dude use Duckduckgo and Protonmail for a week and you'll never go back.

Doesn't GDPR quite literally mean I have the right to demand Google delete everything they have on me?
Search results with my name are such information.

Alex Jones got caught watching tranny porn and noone thought his reputation was tarnished.

We need an open, liberal society so that "dirt" doesn't become dirt anymore.

t. degenerate

Alex Jones was already seen as a nutcase

I'm a convicted ex-pedo and currrently working on a cancer cure.
TFW people will just forget the fact I cured cancer and focus on me having been an online predator like 10 years ago.