"hi user, I'm your neighbor jordan. Nice to meet you!"

>"hi user, I'm your neighbor jordan. Nice to meet you!"
w-waht DOO!Q!??

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>hello, please don't have a penis

Should we fuck on the windowstill or the stairs or whattefuck do u want?

bitch you have to tell me if youre a cop or underage

turn seven hundred and twenty degrees and walk away

Unironically I'd say some shit like "Haha what's that a guy's name?"

>oh okay
Then I become selfconcious about mastubating in case she can hear me though the walls

hello jordan. have a great life.

> she cries
good job incel

>Hi Jordan, I'm user. *shakes hand*. It's nice to meet you too. Tell me about yourself.

Hello. I'm user, you won't be hearing or seeing me much, I mostly like to be alone. If you need anything don't be scared to ask. Hope you enjoy it here.

What the fuq are you doing at my home Jordan?

>hi, sorry i got stuff to do

fucking normalfags leave me alone

i like euro truck simulator 2 with promods

>sees you walking by side of road
>"hey stranger, need a ride?"
w-waht dOO!??!

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I dont want to die so no thx

"were you named after your dad? what's your middle name? terrance?"

jordan is pure she is not for bullying!

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>"Did you do anything fun over the weekend?"
>"Oh, no? You wanna go out this weekend?"

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Tell her to put on pants jesus she must be cold

Isn't Jordan a boy's name?
I had a classmate called Jordan on like, 5th grade I think, he always showed off his parents money, pretended to be a gangster, and played minecraft on his phone.
Do you play Minecraft?

/v/ told me she was ugly

she's not ugly, just average at best

Hi, Jordan. I'm user.
>Are you new to the city?
>What do you do for a living?
Well, if you ever need anything just remember I'm next door.

....and remember to smile in the least creepy way possible while maintaining good posture.

I wouldn't want anything to do with this neo-hippie whore. She's probably high on marijuana.

Why are you talking to me? what do you want?

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I do want to die, so your loss.

Lol r u stupid thats exactly 360x2

I don't want to go to jail for rape&murder conviction
what do?

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Wow my name is also Jordan. We have so much in common, let's fuck!

Make sure you have a few meters distance away from you at ALL TIMES, slowly back away to the nearest exit.
MAKE SURE SHE DOESNT FUNNEL YOU INTO A DEAD END i cant stress this enough, once she traps you she can start closing the distance, you have to be careful, dont get trapped indoors or in other enclosed spaces, especially alone.

???
I'm asking advice how to get away with rape and murder, not avoiding it

Yeah, im telling you how to get away from the accusations, never let any of them get near you, then they can touch you and start filing charges on you.
It happens all the time, a woman would make eyecontact and then orient themselves towards you, at that moment start backing away, eye contact is a sign that they are targeting you

> thanks for letting me use your shower user! don't look i'm changing!

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>Nice to meet you, Jordan. I'd like to taste your asshole.

ok, this slut is fucked now
c u in hell, bitch

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Her goofy smile is so cute.
>you will never have a girl that pretty

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what's her full name so I can look her up and masterbate

Too attractive, would disregard.

>Maintain eye contact and smile, again, without being creepy, and walk toward her. Lean in to kiss her and let her decide the next move.

> ywn get to hold jordan's dainty hands and see her quirky smile
why life?

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