Fembot confession

I finger myself daily to the thought of my crush (who I just barely met and has a gf)

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>tfw too undesirable to have any girl schlick off to me
fuck you, fembot

No one cares about your retarded b8. Fag.

Dude, like every girl does this. This is normal. Don't worry about it lmao

Am a man, but I think that's not too out of the ordinary.

I pretty much exclusively jerk to porn where the girl resembles my crush nowadays (even though I barely know her and has a bf)

I used cumbers as dildos when I was a teen.

Cucumbers*
Fuck

can i make a salad with your vagina cucumbers

i'm fucking sick of these """"""""""""""fembot"""""""""""""" threads and attention whoring

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i fawn over my crush every day even though im not stable enough for a bf so its pointless :)

That's pretty normal (t. fembot).

Seems like fake news, I don't think most virgins can take a cucumber. I used a hairbrush handle.

I have sex with my 2d husbando every night
3d a pd
I've fucked over 30 irl guys and they all suck, 2d is superior.
Tried, I can't fit them in. They're too big. As a teen I used hairbrush handle. Now with the power of amazon I have premium silicone dildos. (small-medium size dick shaped.)

>im not stable enough for a bf
Are you a moody hoe?

I was once a teenage camwhore
feels bad man

>secretly wish my crush was like this about me
>tfw she probably isn't

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What are you like now? Do you have a normie job? Did you pretend to like vidya?

I'm just a feelingless attention whore lizard tbqh

The only time I have earth-shattering orgasms is when I do it while thinking of my boyfriend

Did you at least make a shitload of money?
Being an actual teen would have been quite lucrative is you played your cards right.
Why would you schlick when you could have sex with him?

i lead on many guys knowing they are going to give me free stuff but i never give up my treasure

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Be my gf to beat and be stingy with

So you are a tranny who works at amazon?