How many times did you go to a party

probably about 90-100
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what happened to this place???? was not original

>tfw you realise that most of the r9k are pretty social normalfags that go to parties
I feel so alone. The closest thing to party ive been to was in some family gathering where my uncle got drunk and passed out

>not knowing that we're all blackpilled normies and just pretending

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>pretty social normalfags
Why do you think I never got laid at any parties exactly
Every time I go to a social event (usually because I feel obligated to) I want to die because I was the only person there who couldn't have a conversation with anybody and who was the obvious loser for everybody to laugh at.

>Maybe 20-30
>4 (1 succ, 3 hook)
2 halloween on conseq years, One after doing backflips and being alpha, another just sort of wandered off together talking and then boom.

I've been to more parties than I can remember, I've had dozens of opportunities to hook up with drunken sluts not counting signals I was oblivious to, and I've slept with precisely zero of them becuase sex for it's own sake is not and has never been what I actually wanted. The fact that so many people these days start relationships that way legitimantly sickens me and is no small part of why I'm continually growing to hate women.

Yeah, well.

We're pretty much all alone here, buddy.

Doesn't matter how many parties everyone has been to.

I went to a big 10 school I have no idea how many parties I've been at

Probably 20-25% of them something like that happened but I never go with the intent of that like a lot of people do I just go trying to have fun

>15+
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admittingly all but 3 were my own parties and at 2 of them i made out with a girl and boy (transboy)

i went to parties as a teenager but I never got laid at any, it was a small town and the atmosphere wasn't like that. Usually just got drunk and hung out with people I'd known for years. Very comfy.

>AIE WEN DU A BIG DEN SKOO

nigga stfu

that one and only one party was at school and i was pretty much forced to go there. don't tell me i'm social

Oh my gosh, I don't think I can take it anymore. I've been on nofap for months and still havent found a woman. I tried parties but it just DOESN'T work!

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Maybe I should have said "party school" so it didn't trigger the virgin insecurity

Please teach me how to do a backflip by this Halloween.

My exact numbers, fuck parties I would rather drink at home alone at least I dont need to pretend I am having fun that way

I went to a friends birthday party last night, first party ive been to this year. It was boring, I talked to one dude pretty much the whole time and I am only reminded of how other have hopes and aspirations and I will be nothing more than a lowly virgin wageslave forever

That comeback made no sense to me, probably because I'm an old grizzled fuck who has tapped plenty of ass.

anyways! just helping you out, it sounds a little faggy to namedrop (or it's ranking, same fucking thing) your school like you did. It doesn't matter here, but real world shit? don't do that.

>The third time was with two girls but all we did was make out

Greentext this in a very sensual manner

who still has birthday parties past the age of 12 who isn't notable in some way?

Ok let me try again, this thread is about parties

I went to a school that's famous for parties

Thus I don't remember how many parties I've been in

Now kys

my friend he's 19 and a normie but he invited me for extra present money or something I guess

>i showed up
>some girls took me aside and said i have a nice hat
>we started drinking
>they took me aside
>"you wanna watch us kiss?"
>alright sure
>they make out
>all drunk
>im not really impressed
>"you guys are doing it all wrong lemme show you"
>drunkenly kiss one of the girls while caressing her ass
>she moans
>the other girl got jealous so she frenched me too
>pretty soon i was alternating back and forth between them
>one of them wanted to fuck
>i didnt have a car though
>after a while got their numbers and dipped

>how many times did you go to a party
0
>how many times did you hook up/get laid with someone at a party
zero times

what the fuck even is a party lol i cant even imagine it. does a nightclub party count as a party?

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why not focus on something more wholesome such as tree planting
discord gg ddmxstY

>>how many times did you go to a party
0
>>how many times did you hook up/get laid with someone at a party
0

>5
>0

Honestly I fucking hate them. The worst thing is the piss beer they tend to serve

>like 30 probably between ages 16-23?
>got laid 0
>kissed someone 1
I kissed a girl at a party but I threw up on her straight after

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first bday party outside of familly for me, i did get hugged by my female friend so it was nice, i kinda knew everybody because it was a small party so i didnt sperg out, if it was a big one with strangers i would have said no

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Please tell me you fucked them after the party. Don't just tell me you got their numbers and then never saw them again. What a waste reeeeeeeeeeeee

Post her nudes you fuckwit

I'm 27, soon to be 28, and I've never been to a party or hooked up.

>somewhere between 20-35
>0

what in your definition qualify as a "party" ?

>20 maybe
>2 hook-up both by girls, never got laid

I was never at a party in my life
I never liked it
If i want to listen to music i'll do it at home
If i want to meet friends i'll go fishing/play a sport/go to a bar
Parties suck fucking ass

Never.
Never.
Small social gatherings with close friends are best, "hookups" are degenerate and a great way to catch STD's. Sex is for someone you trust and love, not to just blow your load in a stranger and go home.

>11
>0
If LAN parties or parties without women don't count, then I've been to 2. If parties with less than 10 people don't count, then 0.

>200+
>1 one night stand, 5 girls i knew from before and it just sorta happened

i pretty much always get absolutely shitfaced and getting laid is usually not my priority then.
not that any girl would like to get laid with a dude that can barely walk and repeats the same sentance 15 fucking times

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i should also add that i made out with like 30+ chicks at parties tho
was too autistic to hit em up after i sobered up and maybe get some action going that way.
oh well

>about 40
>2 offers but both girls were very gross, very liberal, and very obnoxious so 0 actual completions
I was a robot in high school and managed to become semi normie in college. Still 23 khv though

Big 10 is a division though, not a brag out anything. Same as saying he went to a SEC school or something

Well as you can see OP getting an up 1 in 10 ratio is achievable even for robots, this also tracks with my personal experience going out.. Ofc depending on how handsome you are and how much spaghetti you spill everywhere.

20+
0

Excessive amounts of alcohol managex to overshadow my autism once but we only made out. V card protected.

i think what no one here is grasping is that the goal of your party going shouldn't be to get laid it should be to have fun and if you get laid thats just a bonus. you unconsciously look desperate when you are trying too hard and girls will avoid you

Been to more parties than I can count. Had sex I guess 15 times (different girls) straight from parties.

>400+
>1
Still socially awkward, you people told me to go to parties and improve myself by talking to people, it sucks being hungover and losing braincells.

About 25 parties
Hosted 1
Met my only gf at a party

>20-30
>1
but fuck that normie shit

I went to a party back in july. Almost ended uo fucking the neighbours daughter

>>how many times did you go to a party
>around 100 parties in the last 10 years I think
>>how many times did you hook up/get laid with someone at a party
>maybe a dozen

once and all i did was stay outside with my weed because chad(s) were guarding the liquor and only served people they liked
then they got mad i wouldnt smoke with them

>how many times did you go to a party
a LOT
>how many times did you hook up/get laid with someone at a party
not even once

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I've gotten laid from work more than anything. At your shitty retail job all the young people fuck each other. I've heard that at restaurants people fuck all the waitresses.

If you want to get laid just go be a barback at a large restaurant.

>>how many times did you go to a party
the kind of party you're referring to, 0
>>how many times did you hook up/get laid with someone at a party
0

This was the worst place to come for accurate information.

100+ timas
I am shy loserfaggot, so only once and we just kissed, I touched her boobs - actually only time I did something like it for free. Otherwise I fucked two escorts.

This. r9k is full of teens with meme depression and normalfags.

I've gone to a bunch of parties. Still got 0 hook ups because I'm an ugly autistic skelly

>didn't really count but probably like 15 times
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Usually it was my then best friend who was kinda Chad asking if I wanted to tag along, I barely knew any people at these parties.
Just drank some beers, ate all the snacks and maybe made some awkward smalltalk.
Only came for the free drink and food really, even wore those earplugs for construction workers sometimes when the music was too loud.
Yeah I'm mildly autistic.

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>how many times did you go to a party
Around 10 times i think
>how many times did you hook up/get laid with someone at a party
0, we have an strict policy of no Girls at our parties. The logic is that if you want to get laid, you could do it any time, but The time we have to be with our bros is limited.
So even though bringing a girl is not frowned upon, is kind of a self imposed rule.

>being this broken up about something that you can literally pay for
>not focusing on making money and building a career which will inevitably provide women.

they're basically just buildings full of people you don't like with loud music. A very small number of people acctually enjoy them. Most people just attend them to conform (normies) and a small number of people like them I guess. I get the idea and I believe it could be fun if you're with the right group of people.

Few hundred.
Used to DJ at parties.
Hooked up/got laid at about 50 of them.

>7
Do traditional Slavic family get-togethers and wedding parties count?
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>~10
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don't waste your time with parties, party girls are all dumb and uninteresting to begin with, and making them drunk compounds that.

>close to 100
>0 anything, closest is probably talking to a girl which I did maybe one in ten times

>100+, also hosted 25+
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Maybe 20

1-2, but never with a girl that I was truly attracted to.

Let's hear that in green text

>20-30
>7
Most of those don't count since about 4 of those are with one girl. I'm super spergy but a friendly drunk and that helps. I'd consider myself extremely lucky since I'm terrible at reading signals and not any higher than a 6-7/10

>many times, including last night
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