Men are scary desu

men are scary desu

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not as scary as men larping
definately a yikes from me
pardon me, *defiantly

>tfw tall and masculine but shy
>tfw unapproachable but simultaneously unable to approach people

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OOGA BOOGA FUK BICH
I AM GETTING 3 HOURS SLEEP TONITE
YA FUKIN ROITE IM SCRACY M80

it's hot when girls are scared of men. fuggin damaged goods

o shit he scracy

hey everbody watch out he scracy

Humans are the most successful predatorial species on the planet. Fear our cocks.

I go to a liberal arts school and can definitely tell you that women are the scary ones.

OWARRRRGH
OWAHHHHHH
WOOOOMAAAAAAN
WARRRRRRRUUUUUUU
BLLOOOOOOORRRA
GROOONNNNNNK

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FUK U ART. FUK U FLOWER.
STINK MAN STRUGG
STINK MAN SCRACY
STINK MAN KILL BUG PEOPLE!!!
YOU SEE!!
YOU SEE STINK MAN LAUGHING NOW FUKING BICES

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I just wish our cocks were barbed like cat cocks.

>tfw 5'4 skinny white
>tfw it impossible for me to be scary

HEH.. HEH... HEH.....
HEH... HEH HEH HEH...

YOU MAKE STINK MAN LAUGH
NOW STINKY NEVER STOP LAUGH
BECAUSE U DED
AND STINK MAN RULE THE WORLD ASSSSSSHOLE SEXUALLY ACTIVE CUNT

U CAN BE PAR OF STINKMAN FAMILLY IF YOU GIVE ME FUK

STINKMAN MAKE SPESUL SOUP. SECRET AFROZODIAC FOR HAPPY SEX. YUM YUM

EAT IT YOU BIC

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Corrupted and Nurglepilled

>tfw 5'3", below 100 lbs skeleton, baby faced, high pitch voice, small frame

do I win?

Good be afraid I hope you get raped and killed cunt
Fuck off

definitely you should hang out with me so i feel better about myself

Actually laughing at these kek

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Haha! You alright roastie. I'll rape you last.

>you should hang out with me so i feel better about myself

I barely even leave the house

Here's the Nurglepill

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You win a round of cock.

Not op, but honestly how do you talk to guys? I can talk to those I've developed friendships with just fine but lock up when it's a new guy or one I find attractive. I usually lurk but please I just want a family

SIR STINKUM RIDES AGEN!
MY END IS NYE....
NO!
U END ON NYE!!
END FOOL BEFORE THE RATH OF SIR STINKUM MY CHAPION OF DOOM
TALK SHIT ABOUT MY CROCS AGAIN SLUT

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Depends on the guy. Chads would probably just respond well to you asking about their favorite sportsball team. Others would more likely enjoy talking about their hobbies etc.

I'm a dude, but most men I met during my life were actually very dangerous. Women are dangerous too, but can't compare. It's nearly impossible to meet good people too, people with a gentle spirt and unable to do any harm are a dying breed. You probably won't meet a good person in your life.

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ahaha I get sad when people squish bugs on purpose but I regularly tell my old ugly jerk of a neighbor to kill himself
I think I actually heard him crying tonight. Any advice on pushing him over the edge?

HE IS BUG MAN JUST LIKE U.
PRETENTUS FOOL!!!!
YOU ARE FAMMILY GO AND GIVE YOUR BRUDDER A BIG BARE HUG BEFORE HE KILL!!! UNGRETEFUL BIC! NASTY!!!!!!!!

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I'll give you a gentle spirt, faggot.