Let's say you can have a loyal gf of your dreams BUT she has to have one of these flaws:
>overweight
>mid-thirties
>single mother
>farting/diarrhea disorder
>had sex with a black guy
>infertile
>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
Which one would you pick?
>infertile
thats great cause I wouldn't want to spread my genes due to my eyesight shit
>mid-thirties
Cakes age well
>overweight
AND
>mid-thirties
Infertile is an obvious pick
Oreganoli
farting/diarrhea disorder easily.
I'll take the Commie as long as she's sexy.
Extremely excellent taste.
>Overweight
I'm fine with a little thickness and it's never stated that they have to be morbidly obese. The rest I'd rather be a virgin than love someone with those traits aside from maybe infertile.
give me all of these "flaws" minus single mother, had sex with black guy, and far-left feminist and that'd be my dream gf
>let's suppose you have th gf of your dreams but she isn't of your dreams
I'll take my literally perfect lucid dream waifu instead desu
probably the diarrhea disorder, maybe if it was a cool blackbro i could deal with that.
mid thirties, farting, infertile. any one of those. The rest are cancer.
overweight hands down.
>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
having a loyal feminist gf sounds fun
how overweight? nothing wrong with a lil extra chub, you can keep a hambeast tho
>mid thirties
>implying that's a flaw
Infertile, I don't want kids anyway.
I'm also completely indifferent to whether she has had sex with a black dude
>Had sex with a black guy
That's the least bad of these flaws imo, as long as she won't cuck me which is what the title implies.
>loyal
This is bait but I'm going hook line and sinker
Chubby > average > skinny > obese
>infertile
it's not even a flaw. Can have lots of raw sex and don't worry about pregnancy. Perfect
In order of picks
>1. Infertile
I do not give a shit about kids one way or the other. No adoption though.
>2. farting/diarrhea disorder
Takes some getting used to but eh
>3. overweight
bonerkilling but workable if she is willing to have it trained off
>4.mid-thirties
If she is a my dream girl she aged well anyway ...I guess.
>single mother
>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
>had sex with a black guy
No, No, and HELL NO on those three.
>infertile
Fucking win-win since I'm an antinatalist.
>tfw no loli single mother gf
Farting/diarrhea > mid 30s > overweight
T-thanks mom
Mid-thirties. I'm 30 myself.
infertile > mid-thirties >>>>>>>>> single mother >>>>>>>>> won't choose any of these
>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
>protests about men being useless and women need to rise to crush the patriarchy
>except in the bedroom she's completely submissive and you degrade her in every way shape and form as she tells you she's a useless slut and her body belongs to you to use as a cumdumpster
So pretty much every radical leftist ever
Yeah, this. We'll be the same age.
Mid 30s. Not that much older than me. We'd get right on having kids to reduce risk of the 'tism.
are you serious? too fucking easy.
>infertile
i don't even want any kids unless i'm adopting since i'm a pos and the population is already too high. it's a win win situation.
either i live without my own breed and be happy or one day finally have the finances to give an unfortunate child a good life.
all the other options are a shit show except maybe mid-thirties. if she's mid thirties she probably knows the ropes on life and that's not too bad to have.
>mid 30s
Too late
Don't give a fuck really.
>had sex with a black guy
>infertile
is supposed this a problem?
>mfw I dated a woman who had a diarrhea disorder and shit her pants in public occasionally
I'm picking farting/diarrhea disorder. I'm not turned on by scat, but I didn't mind her disorder. I love cheering up embarrassed women, which she was embarrassed all the time due to her occasional public accidents. Comforting her was my turn on. I was the only guy who saw her passed her disorder, which would make her feelings for me stronger.
GET OUT, NORMALFAG. LEAVE!!
>single mother loli gf
Only in my doujins is life this good
Infertile would be of the least concern for me, though I think I'd pick "had sex with a black guy" since infertility could bother her a lot.
>infertile
>flaw
Where is my fucking gf?
>infertile and mid-thirties being even a remotely bad thing
I'd pick infertile though.
>>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
But that's not a flaw, that just means she's woke.
>>farting/diarrhea disorder
easy, I have scat fetish
>infertile
I'm not a normalfag who cares about procreation so 100% this.
>mid-thirties
I'm a meme boomer so that's what I have to deal with anyways
mid-thirties > overweight > BLACKED > infertile > single mother > diarrhea disorder > far-left feminist
Some mid-thirties women still look good, being chubby isn't good but not too bad either, I don't mind a non-virgin as long as they haven't been riding the cock carousel 24/7, infertility's unfortunate but at least we can fuck more, I'm unlikely to put up with another man's kid, diarrhea would be hell to deal with, but not as bad as getting into arguments with an ideologue.
>had sex with a black guy
this is a bad thing? as long as she isn't a cock-sucking whore I'd pick this.
>tfw friend tried having a child with a woman in her late thirties and she conceived immediately
she's an ageless japanese waifu though
It's my dream to find a loving feminist girlfriend to constantly have civil political discussions and debate with. Occasionally one of us would get upset, and we'd have angry makeup sex.
hue thats a great art book
>art book
sauce? I literally ask this purely from an artistic standpoint
Single mother. I have a good enough job where I can help raise her kid then fill her with my child. I'll still love kid #1 and this will be a bind of fealty between me and my wife that I am loyal to her despite her flaws. Overweight? Disgusting, no. Infertile or too old to breed? No. Feminist or Coal burner? Rather just be single.
date me
originanal
are you who l think you are
the site Jbox, check out there art books
theres multiple versions, but theyr pretty small i think
nvm go die loI
meibi
please dont do me like this im desperate atleast let me keep the kids
I wouldn`t care if she farts a lot.
At least she would probably not care much when I fart either.
>infertility doesn't matter hurr
>it's an upside lol kids r dumb
Naive fedora basedcucks. You will inevitably change your mind sooner or later.
>who cares I'll kill myself durr
You won't even have the guts to do it.
nice, thank you very much based fellow robot
but what if she shitted herself?
Sigh...
>Farting/Diarrhea disorder
I really hope I can kick this someday. I'm not too proud of it
infertile or mid-thirties
if overweight means bmi doesn't breach into "obese" territory than that is also ok
Then she has to wear a diaper...
My gf of my dreams is overweight so I'll take that one
>>had sex with a black guy
Not an issue, as long as it wasn't casual sex.
>>infertile
Also not an issue, as I don't want kids
>farting
I unironically couldn't care. It was normalized in my household to fart when you desire.
>You will inevitably change your mind sooner or later.
Lel. Seems to be quite a spell later then.
>t. over 40 and would only ever breed if I lost a perfect girl otherwise
The artist is yomu, also known as Yom tights, Yom Yom tights, and yomu (Sgt epper) on danbooru, he has multiple doujins and art books you can buy from Japan from toranoana through a proxy service or they're pretty much all on danbooru
Overweight and infertile. Infertile can be fixed by just adding another woman into the equation.
>loyal gf of your dreams
>aforementioned list of reasons she isn't the gf of my dreams
very much appreciated sir
>farting/diarrhea disorder
Butt plugs.
>Pressure builds up, then she explodes
the most salvageable options would be, overweight (depends on how much she has more compared to average), mid-thirties, farting>diarrhea disorder (maybe you can develop a farting fetish), or infertile. Everything else means ur a cuck.
It's going to leak
Or pressure will be too much for the plug and it falls of together with the shit
>overweight
Not that much a flaw. Could be changed. I'd say as long as it's not INSANELY overweight.
>mid-thirties
Quite fine. Not even a flaw.
>single mother
This one is eh. Not necessarily a flaw, but I can understand the dislike.
>farting/diarrhea disorder
Actual major flaw. I worked with a pretty cute woman with IBS, and she had to go to the bathroom every other 2hrs or so, each one taking 20 mins. I'd hate to be in a situation with em where they couldn't control it.
>had sex with a black guy
This a great; it'll mean a higher chance she'll have sex with me.
>infertile
Perfect.
>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
Fine. As long as she ain't the type to constantly get into debates & arguments with random strangers.
>had sex with a black guy
as long as she hated it
More plugs.
or just get a normal girlfriend, not everything works with a dream girlfriend
Overweight. Then we can push each other to get Jow Forums together.
I'll take one overweight loli please.
>>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
fuck politics and fuck right wing politics in particular
i dont date trannies
original
I will only do it if she hate fucks me out of pure frustration that I will never be as good as her previous poop stick
i need to get struck by a lightning for replying too late.
Anyways.. are you a radical feminist?
Infertile and mid thirthies aren't flaws
>being so much of a brainwashed cuck you'd rather take a gf who is uglier and worn out because of politics
>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
easy choice
t. lefty
>tfw too much of a lazy brainlet to be political
It's nice to see not that many of you mind women being infertile.
>implying I wouldn't invest in drugs and implant tons of frozen embryos into you
you aren't out of the woods yet lady
What's the Sauce daddy??
Ooh ooh infertile. I pick infertile. I want that one.
It's all part of my plan. Get a loyal gf/wife that is infertile and then step 2 is to convince her that I need to marry another woman so that we could have kids. So I'll be married to two women at the same time and have threesomes for decades.
>>far-left feminist with strong unchangable political views
>>farting/diarrhea disorder
>>single mother
>>overweight
>>infertile
This sounds nothing like the girl of my dreams. I can deal with mid thirties and having done it with a black guy but cmon
>Infertile
literally no downside
>had sex with a black guy
>mfw I'm black
I just beat your little game, racist-user
Overweight and make her work out with me. If she's the
>loyal gf of your dreams
she'll do it with and for me.
>that sudden realization that there is an entire population people with that immunity
wtf I wish I was black now
infertile
not using condoms, and not having to spend money on kids