Pretty much every "robot " has had an opportunity to have sex but didn't take it. Prove me wrong

Pretty much every "robot " has had an opportunity to have sex but didn't take it. Prove me wrong.

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Yeah, I guess I could've raped the cute girl who bagged my groceries yesterday.

>girl I know has a bad fight and breaks up with her bf
>I had asked her how her bf was and she had told me this and looked upset
>later that night she stands close to me, tries to talk to me
>outside with just me and her and she looks at me, smiles like she wants to talk
>I'm drunk so don't pick up and basically blank her
>when I leave she tries to hug me and I'm even more drunk so I just don't even acknowledge it
>next morning realise what she wanted

Where did I fuck up bros?

you did not take advantage of her being in a unstable position. good on you drunk user

I've had a couple of girls show interest in me, even outright saying that they liked me, but turned them all down because I have a small penis and no one must ever know my secret.

Wear a hollow dildo on your peepee

A really hot family friend came onto me pretty hard when she was super drunk once. She's only a few years older than me and really wanted it, but she never sent any signals before this and I am really paranoid about rape charges. She ended up being a bitch and screwing me over anyway so it was probably a good thing that I didn't make a move.

You forgot to date rape her.

I'm a pretty big guy so i guess I could have rape but I have never been in a private location with a girl so even then in theory it would be the rape of a direct family member other than that I can't think of any missed "opportunities"

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Actually i didn't met girl once in my pathetic life

So what?
We had to take a hold of our one weak moment and not fuck it upwhile Chad gets hundreds of moments?

People talk about that one moment where they might've embarrassed the fuck out of themselves but they did it anyway because they really wanted some girl and it ended up working out in the end.

I never had that opportunity. I feel like these thousand-dick-stare typical females can just smell the virgin on me.

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can't prove you wrong. i've been hit on multiple times and turned them down and i'm a male. i've heard this doesn't happen often to other men. i was just a cute boy who was afraid of girls and older women. keyword being cougar here.
ever been trying to get some free wifi and a hag hangs around your driver side window for 15 minutes?
it sends chills down your spine. i told her i had a girlfriend and peeled out. i did not have a girlfriend.

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I can prove you wrong by using myself as an example.
Im the kind of guy that women would prefer to use as an emotional tampon and as bragging rights than fuck. Trust me. There have been 0 sexual attempts on me.

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No one's ever flirted with me or given me any signals. I've always been friendzoned when I do try to initiate. Not all of us are failed Normans who like to LARP since they never try to leave their rooms on here, I know it's hard to believe given the current state of this board

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>8th grade
>Get only gf ever
>she approached me in gym class, said she likes me
>I'm 300 lbs, autistic, and wear the same sweatshirt everyday, so I stammer out an ok
>Hold hands in gym class
>Chads and niggers laugh at me when I'm with her
>small, cute, quiet, black hair, listens to black veil brides
>Never get her number
>Forget her name too
>Dump her for no reason by fucking paper note
>Mom was a teacher so I had the house to myself and could've easily brought her there
I've posted this a few times hoping she might see it, she seemed like the type to end up here, but then i remember fembots aren't fucking real

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A drawn out bad ending to an online relationship I had in my teens basically annihilated my self confidence and I have not approached any women in any way since then, and none have shown interest in me.

>be me last year (9th grade) 7/10 virgin
>7.5/10 qt 3.14 in my class comes up and whispers to me in a seductive way
>"user come to the bathroom with me"
>wtf.wav
>i pass it off as a joke because im a socially retarded
>later that day a friend told me how qt 3.14 gave him a bj in the bathroom
>pic related

i was her first choice and i fucked it up so bad, so yeah op i guess you're right.

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I guess I have enough money to go to a brothel or an escort, so that means I have the "opportunity" to have sex, but that doesn't mean a girl is attracted to me, that I'm sure never happened.

I'm a cyborg but yeh some have definitely given me the chance but I feel so unprepared why don't we get a fucking book of instructions I feel like I'm behind everyone who already knows what to do
So I half deliberately out of fear and half autistically drop my fucking spaghetti

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Any well adjusted robots here?
>absolutely no problems talking to females
>on good terms with practically all of my classmates in school
>not unattractive
>normies are surprised when told that I'm not going to any of the dances
So no, I've never had a single chance to. I've never been offered one.
That said, I've never chased after opportunities either. I've been called an """asexual""" few times because of this.

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>prove me wrong
More like
POO ME WRONG
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
sageru

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Sauce on original image my fellow anons?