Any fembots that look similar to me? Also Happy haloween

you know nothing about me. even if the term fembot doesn't exist in your world, i am the closest thing that comes to it.

for example, see

>chad wont date me, I'm just like you guys

imagine really believing that. you are autistic like the rest of this board. unable to put yourself in someone's shoes. get out of my thread retard.

Not the user
You gotta understand that this board is a cesspool of an echochamber.

imagine really believing that you are a fembot just because chad rejected you and you stopped shaving

yeah I know I have been on Jow Forums since 2010. since the creation of this feels board.
you are oversimplifying things, like a defense mechanism

I'm not. Only retards will fall for your shit, that's why your thread is dying.

fall for what shit? i only asked for if there were other people here that look like picture. there is no fucking ill intent behind this evil roastie thing, whatever you're thinking. you're helping the thread by replying though. thats how it works, thread is not dying in any way. so eat shit.

HOLY FUCK QUIT SPAMMING THIS FUCKING DRAWING IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD FUCKING CHRIST.
my god.

Fuck when did my phone become a mirror
>even the sharp elbows

Hmm kinda
But i have AA boobs and theyre perky
I have shorter hair and sticc legs

Can you draw yourself in similar way so I can compare myself?

I worked hard on this

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Hairy blondes are my thing, be my waifu.

>shave
>shower and wash your hair (on your head)
>sleep more
>do any activity to lose the bellyfat

Congrats you are now a normal roastie and can get with guys easily

I really don't see what the problem is. You're not fat. Shave your legs and armpits, maybe trim your bush and you're fine. Alot of dudes really like small tits on a small frame

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>small tits on a small frame
Patricians choice

Unironically my ideal body type. Be my wife, please.

Small tits with wide hips and thick thighs is the true patricians taste

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>smol tits wide hips/thicc thighs
It distorts the proportions tho. Small through & through is best.

Wow you look nice. So probably if I lose some more weight I will start looking more attractive in some way. This motivates me a lot.

dunno, i have a hormonal disorder and im extremely hirsute. It takes 3-4 hours to shave everything (by that I mean everything, legs arms stomach boobs back pussy all of it) half that time is just trying to reach all the stuff at the back. It honestly is not even worth it at this point.

Not that user but my cousins gf is small titted with a great ass/hips. Absolute god tier. She walked upstairs in front of me once and I had to do my best not to pop a boner.

Oh im here trying to gain weight
Id love to have nice curves someday...
But thanks!

Nothing wrong with a great ass. I just define it differently than most, apparently. Small ass > big ass

Don't gain too much, yeah?

>dunno, i have a hormonal disorder and im extremely hirsute.
A/S/L/contact info please.

I wont dont worry
I have trouble gaining weight

>have trouble gaining weight
Best girls desu

I'd trade
I have less hair which is nice but I basically look like a boy which sucks

If you mean small tits and narrow hips, those are good things. If you mean a pixie haircut and sloppy manner of dress, you're right.

why? are you into that?
i have an e bf who has no idea. i dont know how the fuck im going hide it from him when we meet. its so embarrassing.

>i have an e bf who has no idea
You would be wise to tell him before you ever meet. Don't lead him on with a false impression like a cunt.

I'd have to shave my whole body every two days. Why bother when I don't have someone to impress? Also, my armpits easily get infected when I shave them. It was the most excruciating pain I've ever experienced. I just shave my face every day and that's fine with me.

youre right, but im sort of planning to get it all lasered off before we do (my doctor recommended it). he would be disgusted i know that, and i dont want to lose him. hes my soulmate.

>Don't lead him on with a false impression like a cunt.
shut the fuck up. i doubt you're an honest person. fucking hypocrite.

>why? are you into that?
Yes, very much so.
>i have an e bf who has no idea.
Well then, tell him and see if he cares. He probably won't, if he really likes you.

Oh i wish it took 5 minutes
Sometimes i take hours on shaving my whole body and i dont even have much hair and its not that obvious

Maybe my razor sucks

>i doubt you're an honest person. fucking hypocrite.
Looks like I scared somebody. Pray tell, on what do you base this assertion that I'm dishonest? I'm probably one of the most upfront and honest people you could ever meet.

how did that happen, you meeting someone online i mean? Why can't i meet someone like that?

on a dumb game
our relationship isnt the most stable. im not too unattractive i think (6/10) its just that my insecurities ruin everything, stemming mostly from this and the fact that i know his dream girl is some cute ass asian anime bitch (im white).
im positive he will lose interest if he knew.
I know how much this sounds like bait but I honestly wish it was.

Great another desperate tranny begging for attention thread

Should I text my girlfriend saying happy halloween or wait for her? I don't think she'll message me desu it's been rough.

You sound very young and very foolish to be honest. Do you really want to be her?

youtube.com/watch?v=XzOVpN5HvpE
youtube.com/watch?v=eIp8kj5XmmE

>im positive he will lose interest if he knew.
You immature bastard. You heard that "just be yourself" meme that we all like to trash so much. This is the point where it's unironic and true. Fucking be you. The ones who want what you have to offer will stick around, and the ones who don't will do you a favor and leave.

>The ones who want what you have to offer will stick around
my god, the lack of self awareness just left me so baffled I had to reply.
you got issues, serious mental issues you need to work on.

>You might do bad stuff so that excuses me from what I'm doing now
Stupid fucking roasties

>you got issues, serious mental issues you need to work on.
Spell it out for me, sweetie. What issues am I dealing with? It's not obvious to me based on this post alone.

user, i already am her.
this person was not me

Someone respond to me

>user, i already am her.
You really have no reason to be. You just have to stop the Chadtard obsession and find a guy who actually likes you for you, it's not even goddamn hard since you're a chick and guys have a ridiculously wide and varied range of tastes (that they don't even give a shit about if there's a real connection anyway).

Text her. Right now user. And send a heart with it.

>this person was not me
Doesn't invalidate those particular posts, so whether it was you is irrelevant in this context.

Literally just act like you normally act. If she wants to be a cunt, let her, it's her problem. It's not worth playing these stupid games even if you're winning.

fuck man, I dont want chad. I only want this boy, hes an actual robot and even browses here, khhv and all that, im his first fucking girlfriend
i have issues and im genuinely obsessed with him so I seriously cannot fuck this up
maybe i deserve better (by better i mean someone whos not just settling for me, not fucking chad, jesus) but im too in love to even consider that

What can I say then, let him ruin you and make you ruin yourself for every man who actually wants and deserves you, like women usually tend to do. Good luck.

If you shave the baby hairs on your boobs then you are retarded.
Everything else needs to go if it's too prominent.

>im his first fucking girlfriend
i've met a robot who said that too but it turned out he lied a awful lot and I was actually his 10th e-gf or something. he lied about loving me and all those things and wanting to be with me forever, travel to me and have children. but in the end it turned out he actually lied and had some sociopath disorder so he couldn't 'love' women he told me and saw them as pets or sex toys. do not believe people online. they lie a lot. they just want your nudes and to fuck, all they care about is sex. he does not really love you. please see the red flags if you continue talking to him. they just use you.

including the hair on my boobs. its too prominent.

What do you like about him? What does he do for work, what are his interests?

I said Happy halloween, up to much tn? I'm going trick or treating with my kid sister. I'm guessing that's fine eh

If you have a mustache go see your doctor... you might have a serious hormone imbalance, or cancer in the uterus. I got rejected today because of a Stacey, again. I am willing to go on a shooting rampage rn. Just kill them all.

>Thread already infested with pedofags.
>Thread already devolved into pedo circlejerk

I wish you sickos would fucking fo.

Pic related is a woman, stop trying to rationalize your degeneracy.

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>If you have a mustache go see your doctor.
sweety a lot of girls have mustaches but they shave it off, it's not a mustache like guys but more of a small mustache that doesn't grow much.

A lot of girls have pcos and need to go to the doctor

its not like that. I really appreciate your concern but it really is not. hes just a lonely boy who settled for me because he cant get his true ideal girl.
he doesnt work (in uni)
the basic stuff i guess, vidya, anime, movies, computers, 70s pop culture. I cant even really explain why im so drawn to him but i am.

To the laser treatment girl - this is literally my perfect waifu, if you were wondering what non-Chads dream about.

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Sweety, because science says so. (Ovarian cysts such as in polycystic ovary syndrome (PCOS), the most common cause in women.)
Source -wikipedia.org/wiki/Hirsutism

just because a woman has a mustache doesn't mean she has PCOS. You know a lot of girls around you DO have mustaches but they shave it off. You don't notice it unless you've lived with one. It has to do with race but white girls have it too. Blonde girls it's not that noticeable but it's there. They shave it off. Get this idea out of your head that when a woman has a mustache she also has PCOS, its more likely yes, but in a very small percentage.

>the most common cause in women

Meaning a very high percentage.

>Hirsutism is EXCESSIVE body hair in men and women on parts of the body where hair is normally absent or minimal, such as on the chin, chest, face or body
I don't have PCOS but I do have a mustache. The other user is right. Women have mustaches. They shave it off.

She wasn't you dumb orbiter

Somebody reply to me again

>Fembots look like that?
Now this is epic!

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youre a minority user. and im not that fat.
lmfao
thats okay, why are you stressing out so much about this? are things okay between you too?v

Guy here, I also have red dots on my body, what are they?

*two
oops

Zits? I dunno

Fembots these days are so fucking entitled.
Only scottie and rossie post tits. All other females just syphon attention without reciprocation.

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>what is Jow Forums X or

No they're not okay. Story time, we were seeing each other for a while and I came off as too clingy in the beginning. I just got out of a LDR where I had to be clingy for my own sanity. She got some of that baggage, I guess. She says she wants to take a break, I'm ok with this but I know what a break means so I tell her during this break if she dates around again there are no 2nd chances. She's ok with that. After the break she says she doesn't want a relationship at all right now, I can confirm her tinder is deleted so she's being genuine. That said, she and I both still want to be friends, and furthermore I'm waiting on her to tell me when her work schedule changes because we do MDMA now and again, and I know when we hangout next she'll want to do it. This is good because it means I get to treat her like a gf again. It's a weird dynamic right now, and essentially I want to remind her I exist, while not bugging her. I don't think a happy halloween would bug her, but I have a tendency to overthink my replies to most people. Perfectionism.

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kek. thanks for making that user. made my day.

Please be my girlfriend, I'm not joking.

I made it for myself, but I'm glad someone else at least appreciated it a little bit.

oh user, shes not your gf
a girl who loves you and sees a future with you would never do this, you wouldnt have to remind her, she wouldnt forget about you in the first place
i dont know what to say besides this, obviously you can assess the situation better than i can but if you get the feeling that shes just jerking you around, then it probably is not even worth being hung up on her. Just know what youre worth and what you deserve user, good luck.

I know she's not. I'm giving her until the end of the week to set a date with me, otherwise I'm moving on. It's sad though, we get along very well and she'd always tell me how much she wanted to be with me. I wonder how much of that was alcohol... I guess I'll find out. Whatever. Anyways, thanks.

Honestly user shaving is the easier and lazier option. It's cheaper and faster just to go pay a ton of money and get waxed your whole body while you scream your soul out

yeah but only because im the orgiina lcreator of that image. otherwise i would have just cringed at the dab gif.

>Cringing at dab gifs
Now that's not very epic!

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Cute nipples, post nudes on another board