/r9straight/ - #2

There's Nothing In the Rules Which Says We Can't Have One Edition
How you holding up, straightbros?

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I mean the rest of the board is meant for this

Then straight should be added to the rules of Jow Forums and the gay threads removed.

Really good, i fucked a trap but i didnt cum.
In your face faggots

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I wanna shave my legs and send pictures of my feet to old men for money lol

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I stopped thinking about sex 3 years ago, all I want now is someone to hug and emotionally love. But knowing me, this won't happen 100%

Do it. They deserved to be rooked.

on POF
>mind if I get you pregnant
>not at all just tell me when
>right now if you don't mind moving out here
>okay let's do it making babies is the fun part

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THERE ARE FAGGOTS BROWSING THIS THREAD RIGHT NOW AND THAT MAKES ME VERY FUCKING PISSED

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There's no need to be angry. They're playing on easymode like roasties except they're still losing.

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I haven't hugged someone in 5 years. I would kill for that kind of affection.

I'm an emotionally stunted goon who will probably never have a meaningful sexual relationship in his life, but other than that fine I guess.

Today has been a dark, rainy day. How great would've been if I spent at least a part of it cuddling a girl? I'll never know.

the worst is this place is full of emotionally and psychologically fucked up people... and the worst part is, i think i'm one of them

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bad. your boner starts to hurt and if she doesn't want to fuck you she'll go home if you pull out your dick. then you might as well break up cause she had the audacity to deny sex

I wouldn't put my dick out.

dude what the fuck is wrong with you? you like having your dick hurt from boneritis? this is a /straight/ thread

Can't you just power-fap in the bathroom like a man?

A cuddle is what I had in mind, not sex.

like a cuck, you mean? if she actually wants to be your gf she is by no means allowed to deny sex, or at least getting cummed on. it's suspicious and means you need to break up

Gays can't reproduce hahaha
Gay sex makes aids instead of children
Dab

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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
you cuddle after you'd exhausted your balls of their semen in her pussy while your flaccid dick rests between her asscheeks

I desire cuddling more than sex, desu.

hang on, I just confused myself. you cuddle with your flaccid dick between her asscheeks after you've exhausted your balls of their semen.
there we go

not good OP. not that good.

I fucked a asian trap hooker Sunday night was worth the 150 she swallowed my cum and I came in her boipucci

This is a thread for normies all robots are at the least bisexual

>he thinks being prison gay is part of being a robot

>he thinks he can be a robot on easymode

Trannies getting dabbed on