I hate being Indian so fucking much can someone e just kill me right here now please

I unironically want indians off Jow Forums. I can smell the curry through the screen

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Nobody asked for your opinion, just like real life, wow!

If I were there next to you right now you wouldn't be alive

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Indian here I would trade places with an African American in a heart beat.

Use?
Are we machines?

Stop thinking the way uncle Sam and shlomo want you to think dumbass

Down the street from me is a black family house

EVERY weekend they have a giant party

A bunch of black people come and they play music and grill and shit

They have, every single day of their lives, 100x more enjoyment than I have ever had in my entire life

That is the way life should be

There is more to life than watching super Mario Odyssey speed runs in YouTube

I am not human, they are

Welcome to life, you think white people or other asians aren't just cogs in the machine too?
>be black
>get shot
>get AIDS
>arrested
>pay child support
>get shot
>get jumped
>get shot
>/drug addicted/
Literally animals, worthless for anything more than restocking shelves at your local wal-mart.

>just get over it life is shit
not satisfied with this answer Tbh

>I hate being Indian so fucking much can someone e just kill me right here now please
Bump

>implying you just wouldn't neck yourself

lmao okay poo in the loo enjoy your virginity. I've talked about sex with a lot of guys and girls and indians are literally bottom of the barrel trash

>caring about vapid bullshit like this
please die soon

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>implying the majority of you indians aren't crying because no girl will pay attention to you, not even your own

Even faggots don't like indians. Let's be real, you care about that vapid bullshit or you wouldn't wake up crying everyday

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Take the poo to the loo
youtube.com/watch?v=Ll0GCPFpNQs

I'm Mexican and it's pretty cool

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Pajeet ban when? These people are unironically the incel redditors

How's it like fucking all the naive white women who have convinced themselves that latinos are just """""so romantic""""" and then instinctively you make them pay the toll?

I ask because I have had the misfortune of seeing this shit several times. Allowing women to choose their partners has been the biggest mistake of our civilization. Women should be owned by their fathers and then given to their husbands at the fathers discretion.

Same. It's quite enough having to stand all the Ghandi exchange students in college. Not to mention those asses vandalized the unmanned cafeteria, so now i can't have a snack and coffe when i'm studying late.
Removing the curry from Simpsons was a step in the right dirrection.

>he thinks only white women fell for the latino romantic meme
All the girls are literally after us thirsty for our Mexican seed to be implanted in their fertile foreign wombs, and honestly I'm a little tired of it. Every time I walked out I have to push off not only white women but all nationalities Japanese American, European, Slavs you name it. It's a large task for a single man to bare but I try my best everyday to inseminate as plenty as possible.

I almost feel bad for Jow Forums incel types like you. Almost

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what i like about being indian is ability to fit in with almost any ethnic group ever.

>black people used to middle eastern and muslim people owning gas stations and liquor stores all think i'm middle eastern
>asians tolerate me because i'm close enough
>latinos like anyone that's brown enough, and we agree on spicy food and cilantro, and i get confused for latino sometimes
>white people comfortable with us because we are mostly a white collar "model minority" or whatever they're called

the only problem probably is most women are immediately creeped out by you, but most women are shit anyway so it's good riddance. just find a chill asian qt gf (all my gfs have been taiwanese or japanese or filipino) and you're set

>Women should be owned by their fathers and then given to their husbands at the fathers discretion.

Just a question Pajeet. You think any fathers would let their daughters touch you? It'd be even tougher LMAO

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>indian male Asian female relationships
Teach me your ways

Truthfully, I'm not even mad about it anymore. Whore ass bitches get what they deserve in the end: bastard children with no genuine love for decades of their lives.

>pablo is such a good lover.
>pablo, I'm pregnant lets get married.
>w-what do you mean? You can't say no I'm pregnant!
>What? Not only does pablo have anger issues but he is also a raging alcoholic?
>better stay anyway.
>become feminist to cope
>feminist bitching at male relatives.
>won't feminist bitch at pablo though: wouldn't want to get my ass beat.

Fuck that whore.

Kys pajeet
>fuck a cat
>eat curry
>choose one

I'd prefer being an incel surrounded by good housewives to having cheap sex with dirty skanks who are all mental cases.

No, I'm not a virgin though the universe would be a more just place if I was.

Convert to Islam and induce yourself with the thought of being Pakistani. And if you're at that already, might aswell consider doing an ancestry test and embrace the turkish and iranian officers who been fucking your ancestors

Now my friend, hail Ataturk

Based pajeet board saviors

I know you western fags have it hard because of sexual liberation of women and hypergamy but India has a different problem. It's a ridiculously moralfag society. Let alone dating, approaching women, talking to women or a girl and boy stepping put of home, hanging out together is disapproved by parents, society, institutions.
So much so that you might get slapped with sexual harassment or something called "out raging modesty of women" they say here. Right from childhood age you are conditioned to think of all citizens of the nation as you "brothers and sisters" and men are conditioned to look at women as their "mothers and sisters." I kid you not. Any pajeet in this thread will confirm. I don't say the west is an ideal, you have it bad because of the no commitment, casual sex and hook up culture.
Ours is an ass backward society that represses basic human needs to an unhealthy extent. Maybe that's the reason for very high rates of rape and molestation?

what the fuck
how do I go about getting an azn gf

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>view all women as mothers/sisters.
Christ, that is a recipe for fucked up sexual relationships and raging oedipal complexes.

And this is coming from someone with an incest fetish (fantasy only, I never want that irl): never make men look at women as if they are family members. As I was growing up my church tried that shit: "all women are your sisters (in christ)" and look at me now: jacking off to Ben/Gwen and crying like a bitch afterwords.

Hello my friends. Could you tell me the final price of this item?

why dont you just be a handsome idian bro? ive met some in my life and they were bro as fuck lol idk why you brownfags always cry

I kid you not. It's a way of brainwashing men into respecting women. Not some degenerate kind of fetish thing.
When some crime is perpetrated against women this same adjunct is brought us - "how would you feel if that woman was you mother or sister" to sensitise men. Real moralfagging

You know what would also make men 'sensitized' to women's suffering: "What if that woman was your wife/girlfriend?" That would trigger the protective instinct without invoking weird incestuous undertones.

Why do you guys own like every convenience store?

Being mexican is cool

Lol sucks to be you pajeets

Is thia really a thing? Back when i was in uni I had some white girls into me but I didnt pursue bc I was always insecure and wondered why they would want my minority ass when they can have a tall white guy?

Women instinctively want to be raped by a foreign invader. Evolution has hardwired them to find sex with strange men to be attractive. This is the same biology that drives women to enjoy rape. Sure, they'll be traumatized by it (sex with foreigners and rape) afterwards, but in the moment women love every second of it.

Also, even if you fucked them in uni, your hardwired instincts will force you to make them regret it. All tolls will be paid. If anything you dodged a bullet, no go find a good latina and wife her before an evil white man defiles her.

Sorry OP. Do you at least read Sanskrit? Because that's one advantage you can possibly have by being Indian.

>how to tell someone has never been outside in the past year, the post

Don't worry op I hate Indians too :)

>missing the whole point of shitposting on Jow Forums.
Where do you think you are? Do you really think anything posted here is in any way reflective of reality?

He's right though. Women enjoy rape and being dominated by invaders because that was common when we were cavemen. Raping and violently taking over another tribe's women was how they were won over, so they had to constantly adapt to new men and new environments. Inevitably, this lead to them being much less loyal, and not much of our instincts or sexual preferences has changed since then. That's why women cheat so much and can't commit to one guy and also why they love shilling "diversity" and "tolerance" of other groups whom they have no loyalty to or don't know anything about.

OP here i dont even feel that bad anymore after a sleep. im gonna go to the gym or something now i guess ,but see you fuckers when i am going to be the same tonight

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>No, I'm not a virgin
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Let your hair grow out and get a douchey trendy hair cut, indians have god tier hair go to a fucking dentist and fix your busted grill lose weight this goes for everyone but indians especially due to the spices I know this since I'm a spic but WASH YOUR FUCKING ASS AND LOTION SCENTED LOTIONS CANDLES BODY WASH THAT SMELLS GOOD TO A WOMAN ASK ADVICE FROM FAMILY IF YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS BUT NOT YOUR MOM SHES NOT A WOMAN SHE WILL PICK SOME SMELL OLD LADIES WANNA FUCK there all your problems are solved unless if you wanna "keep it real" and not get a hair cut that'll make you handsome then lolQQmore

>tfw born black
>tfw have it bad but at least I'm not pajeet

I wake up every morning and thank god for his blessings.

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Thank fuck I'm white desu, I couldn't bear being anything else

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I wish I were white.

You guys have it so easy. Even if you are a pathetic neet loser

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i need to fix up the sides of my hair a bit and make it neater

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You look very very very familiar from that hairstyle

you got an insta my guy?

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See god tier hair bitches would love to play with those locks let the babies grow keep them healthy i can't advice there since I'm bald but everyone can make it if you put in effort off your forehead you look kinda skinny do calisthenics at home if you can't afford a gym or go to a gym treat it like a video game every set is exp and the end game is slaying pussy which takes more exp than you have now

nah i dont have insta where do you live btw?

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Dude what's filling you up with this animosity? Black people are just as varied as white people.

here is my jaw to confirm its not who you think it is

this. I'm tired of white bros disrespecting blacks. They are us with just darker skin

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this except unironical Lee

you have a huge dick how can you have it bad stupid nigger?

Being black is unironically x10 worse

i dont know man but you seem to be extremley wrong

I saw a black man with a 10/10 blonde haired blue eyed aryan goddess. I have yet to see one with an indian man. check mate, blackbot.

there is nothing in the world i hate more than self hating white cock sucking Indian incels, when the race war comes i will kill you before i do whitoids. Imagine unironically calling someone a goddess, fucking disgusting

Based black bot but unironically

im not black you fag im Indian

at least you guys aren't dindus (barely)
and you are not moslem as well
congratulations, the world and earth itself doesn't despise you

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being black or quran-sniffer is easy turbo mode engaged

>poos aren't attractive

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was at work but now back

first stop anime posting.

second i don't really know. just find bipolar chicks i guess. i was a hopeless khhv until i started an okc that was mostly sarcastic (except for the interests section, that i went balls out on and listed every weird band i love and every arthouse auteur i love and every book i love).
drinking helps. i personally can handle quite a bit of liquor and so can my family so maybe it's just an indian gene thing. but hitting on people at bars never works because of the creep-factor inherent in being indian. just not even worth trying.
okc was really a boon to me being able to set aside the creep factor and just show who i was as a person. my gf now responded sarcastically to my sarcastic first message, and then hours later after reading my list of bands sent a second message saying "wow you have actually good taste"

none of my gfs have been sexy big tit abg's or anything but just normal attractive crazy asian girls.

also move to a big city??? i live in the bay area, ca, so there's lots of asians and indians and shit and no one really cares as much about race

but even cute Japanese girls eat curry

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>Every time I walked out I have to push off not only white women but all nationalities Japanese American, European, Slavs you name it

LOL iktf. My last Tinder was a buffett of different nationalities but I would never fuck a black girl or an asian girl.

Me too. I hate self hating ethinc niggers. I want to kill them more than Neo Nazis.

why can't you learn to use a fucking toilet?

This thread is full of self pity

shut up girl

what how did you know

imma let y'all know im a virgin

Carl Jung probably read the vedas

is it true that indians smell like shit, and cant eat with left hand because gods said that hand was only for anus cleansing purposes?

please elaborate with own experiences

>indians smell like shit,

They smell like shit because their diets are shit. Women would rather be with an Arab, as they are notorious for having good hygiene, than a filthy street shitter.

>being a NEET retard virgin like yourself
>not have a docile, pure, virgin, submissive wife waiting for you to be arranged married with

Sucks to be you virgin NEET

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so you're arab, whats the difference between you two niggers, it seems like you all are the same shit with variations like eve from pokemon

You wouldn't hate being Indian so much if you lived in India instead of ruining western countries with your gross smell and bizarre antisocial behavior.

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>makes a reference to a chinese cartoon

What a fucking weeb LOL

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fuck off back to indiachan

NO HAGGLING
PRICE IS FINAL
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFF

When will Pajeet understand this?!?!?!

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>Hello my friends. Could you tell me the final price of this item?

three fiddy

You people are weird I worked in an Indian restaurant. Gross fucking backwards society that's for sure.

Dude why do Indians smell? It's actually really weird

Ive met way more Indians here than wh*teys. Not only are your people becoming less and less relevant but your bastion of (((freedom))) is also being spun like a top on its head. Must feel good to know your hay day was a few centuries ago when you used to own colonies. Reap what you sow basedboy wh*tey.

nice meme
but i literally have no smell good or bad
idk what spicy oil garbage the rest of the country eats but the only time I smelled bad was while being a weeb NEET

He's back user, currycels are guaranteed VIP seats next to him in paradise.

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Wtf? How are you going to end this post without a story my man?