/r9gay/ - #484

>are you very cute
No
>and nice
I would say that, yeah

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>No
into the trash you go. just download grindr.

how old are you user?
dont listen to that guy above me. I'm cute enough for you and me.

>just download grindr.
Ew no
>how old are you user?
Old enough that I should have killed myself for not having a bf by now.

How old is that?
25?

grindr is a hookup app you brainlet

Something along those lines but it's kinda worse.

I know. I literally put him into the trash, you unsocialized mongoloid.

You're very vague about that user.
I wish you luck in finding a bf.

>You're very vague about that user.
Yeah because I feel sad about it so just bring it up feels horrible.
>I wish you luck in finding a bf.
Thank you, I really need it :(

Maybe you find one here, I think its almost impossible but maybe you are the lucky one?

>Maybe you find one here
Not possible, as soon you reach above 25 you're out of luck here.
>I think its almost impossible but maybe you are the lucky one?
I have never been lucky.

I understand your concern, but I'm sure he'll wanna hang out with you. You're being your own worst enemy right now.

>cute personality
>feminine body shape
>hairy
should I just end it

There are a bunch of older fags here. And younger guys that like older ones too.
But it's up to you user.

Just shave. Or epilate if you feel especially brave.

I would still want you.

What the fu ck? Hairiness is super easy to manage

>And younger guys that like older ones too
They like daddy types, not the nerdy/robot types.

If you think the hair is the bad part, use nair or shave.

If you think the body shape part is bad, work out more.

You can do it user, what you described doesn't sound hopeless

>They like daddy types
as a younger guy, this isn't true at all

Every guy that's looking for a bf here likes nerdy robot types.
You seem to have made up your mind already though. Good luck then.

yeah, I could.

oh? why

>super easy
not really when it's almost everywhere

thanks user, I feel better

Yall faggots should find Jesus

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Only Jesus can save you fags, Repent and accept the Lord and his guiding shining light as the most righteous force in your life.

As holy scripture says:

Isaiah 9:2

The people who walk in darkness Will see a great light; Those who live in a dark land, The light will shine on them.

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>find Jesus
>posts furry shit
I didn't wanna be the one to tell you this user but you are going to hell

>Yall faggots should find Jesus
wtf I'm straight now

>tfw in my prime
>try to take good care of myself for a bf
>too anxiety ridden to get a bf
>watching everything pass me by
>just sob into my pillow every night
i could conquer everything except myself

There's nothing you can say that'll take me away from my gods

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You shall not lie with a male as with a woman; it is an abomination. (Leviticus 18:22)

If a man lies with a male as with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them. (Leviticus 20:13)

Or do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: neither the sexually immoral, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor men who practice homosexuality, nor thieves, nor the greedy, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God. (1 Corinthians 6:9-10)

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Imagine thinking a fag is favored by any deity

*legalizes gay marriage*
nice prayer book you wish-washy flamingos

>tfw going to order a large pizza and wings and have a comfy night in
what are you robots up to tonight?

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Anyways guys, how is y'alls day going

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Working sadly, this sucks

Can't you just go back to /lgbt/?

> tfw no bf to teach me some basic chess openings
i suffer as a illiterate brainlet

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Isn't there like three chess opening used by the majority of grandmasters?

I don't know that much about chess but it's always interesting to watch at high levels

If you sincerely follow Jesus your heart will change and with it your ways, you should start by giving your heart to the lord. But being a sodomite, I would suggest you first pray a lot to God for guidance. You can either find the prayers online, if you struggle to pray, for example: catholic.org/prayers/ or you can try to pray freestyle.

Give your heart to the lord Today, sadly homosexuals will only destroy you.

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>Catholics
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

Imagine thinking the norse deities were anything but an example of how to be honorable. I don't cower in fear over some fictitious jew deity

I'll get down on my knees and pray but it won't be to a god if you catch my cold

Only the lord Jesus Christ can save you, give up your sinful unethical ways and embrace God's all embracing love and kindness. Or be ready to face hell and all its torment.

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you can be my bf instead user if youd like!!

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sorry but pity is against my religion

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all gays eventually get HIV so just stop pretending anything different and ask God to help you

God's not real though. Are you stupid?

"Oh god please spare me of your hellfire and torment"

My forebearers are smiling on me for not bending knee to the white jews that are Christians, spare me of your desert lies.

no one cares about your manufactured faith nerd

do you really think that He doesn't exist? Have you researched it and read the counterpoints to atheism or do you simply enjoy being trendy? He is very real and loves us all

Gladly desu, I really want someone to share my life with.

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The more I look at this image the more I want it.

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Daniel 4:35

"All the inhabitants of the earth are accounted as nothing, But He does according to His will in the host of heaven And among the inhabitants of earth; And no one can ward off His hand Or say to Him, 'What have You done?'

Accept Jesus as your redeemer and enjoy your renewed Christian life, please brothers what will the gay bring you but disappointments and sicknesses? Live a chaste life as God commands:

2 Timothy 2:22

Now flee from youthful lusts and pursue righteousness, faith, love and peace, with those who call on the Lord from a pure heart.

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You're doing a fine job goym! You will be rewarded

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Holy moly, guys, get plum & sloe now if you can. I thought it was going to be some elderly grandma's drink but its super nice. Like someone tried to mix bubblegum and cherryade together.

Can't wait to get drunk off it, hehe!

Here's a picture of us cuddling together if it makes you feel warm.

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>cyril and methodius
>orthodox cross
w h a t

I wonder if there are any lesbians?

>implying Jesus agreed with the jews

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You forget how much Jews hate Jesus, son of David, Tribe of Judah. Jews made a bunch of fake, non-Jesus Christmas songs in the 50s

>tfw no frens that are gay robots

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Bi virgin dude here. Either I'm not trying hard enough or women just aren't interested in me. Wanted to lose my virginity to a girl but I'm getting kind of desperate and thinking about dudes more nowadays.

>Buying into the religion the jews spread across Europe to control white people

>user didn't reply to me anymore
Haha funny...

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well where do we go from here qt?

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Depends, where does user live?
EU/NA?

Are you aware they were people who lived before the papal split? This is just a reimagining

the same religion which made jews run around naked before lent? That religion? Did the jews make that happen?

Yes. The same religion that was created by jews that white people took in. The same religion that preaches to not pursue wealth as "it is more difficult for a cammel to pass through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to get into heaven". Guess who has all the wealth now in Europe? Embrace )))Paganism(((, not (((Christianity)))

im a based eu boi!

I may not have a bf this Halloween but I still have hope for next year

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Where at eu, now I am very interested!

I hate living lads

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careful user! don't let him derail the thread!

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But death is nothing user

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Nah I know what he's trying to do, I just thought I'd have some fun with him. Lmfao

i prefer living lads to dead lads
>tfw no alive bf

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>2018
>Not being homonecroromantic
>tfw I will never feel the cold embrace of a risen dead bf

You can know Jesus laying in your bed-- If you read your bible at night and zonk out while reading. But He is not cold, He is warm as the sun.

Is jesus top or bottom?

>too old to get a femboy bf

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halloween still isnt over user!

Im from Britain desu, youre probably not from here sadly

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guys if i offer a sacrifice will i be able to summon a bf tonight?

How do I ask if someone still doesn't have plans? Just asking straight up seems a little rude

sacrifice me pls

Where exactly in britain, user?

You think I can find a bf by the end of the night? I doubt it, and I gotta work tonight anyway

Domino. Come on man, this is easy stuff. He is your Master and Sir. Follow Him.

if you're a cute small soft boy pls respond you will make my halloween
also give your discord

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Maybe I want nothing.
Nothing is probably better than this.

>crush changed his profile icon for the 4th time this week
>i've used the same one for months because i'm not too confident about it, and when i do take a new picture he usually comments how it was taken in my room.
give me strength