Lolcows from each US State

Arizona: Nate Spidgewood
California: LifeInATent and WeatherManKevin
Georgia: MeganLeeHeart
Maine: Guptill89
Maryland: Timbox
New York: Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto
North Dakota: Ulillillia
Virginia: Chris-Chan
Washington: Onision

Could any of you fill out the rest by including a lolcow for each state they hail from as well as the capital Washington, D.C.?

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Ohio: Scottie Spencer founder of smoloko.com or Nicholas Fedorov (I heard that Nick lives in Ohio)

Here is a casual review of the discography of my favorite autistic musician.
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Ausgaylia: OP

this man is literally Jow Forums incarnate

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He's more extreme IMO. What Chris-chan is to comics, he is to music. He also writes erotic fiction featuring himself though.
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He's also the state lolcow of Michigan.

North Carolina:
TommyNC2010
Johanna Denise Nickel

I think Virginia and Florida have enough to go around twice over

And RJ Bandsma

Here's one from mine:
Pennsylvania: Nick Bate
encyclopediadramatica.rs/Nick_Bate

Crossdressing coprophiliac who openly admitted to his "online girlfriend" that he molested and wanted to lick his sisters butthole. In the story to his "girlfriend" he said that he didn't lick it because it was covered in poop. Then word got around that he diddled his sister and he got arrested. After getting bailed, he saw that they were using the chat logs with his "girlfriend" as evidence so to argue against that evidence on his own terms, he recorded and uploaded a video of him masturbating with his own poop to prove that a poopy butt would not have stopped him from licking it.

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There's also Sailormoonred1.

Jesus fucking Christ. How is one man so disgusting?

Plus Irate Gamer and the Paul Brothers even though Fedorov is the perfect representative.

I'm terrified to find out if there is someone from Utah that could be considered a lolcow.
>inb4 all mormons are lolcows

Could you fill up the rest of the states please since all of them and the capital would have at least one lolcow for milking. Encyclopedia Dramatica will help.

Arkansas: Steven Jay Williams

>a-LOG

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Just when I thought our state didn't have any flaws

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Jake J. Brahm from Wisconsin. No one paid attention to him at first.

> Implying he didn't move in from Cali