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Ignore me lads I'm just rambling.

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I'm so sick of getting crushes on different girls

Imagine a metal sphere the size of the sun, and once every million years a sparrow grazes it with it's wing. Only when that sphere is completely eroded would you begin to comprehend the true nature of eternity.

>literally barebacked a TS this afternoon
>not a virgin anymore, she was happy to help me

lads, my mental baggage is so much lighter now, i no longer feel desperate and in a rush to fuck things or be compelled to do things just to have a chance of sex.

i feel a lot less bitter now, and fuck me it felt good.

not sayin u should go fuckin ts or anything, but maybe if ur so mentally damaged about your virginity and shit i suggest you give it a try (as opposed to paying 100quid to some bitch prostitute)

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Congrats you buggered a fat dude well done chad

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Nearly Bonfire night.

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>Robot can be Chad
>Robot can never be Brad
>Brad can never be Chad
>Chad cannot 'downgrade' to Brad
>Chad can become Robot
>Brad can only ever be Brad

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Fucking braw lad, well done

Thank you, I probably have more but this shall be the last one.

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C...Can you Imagine not going out on Halloween lads? I... I mean who would stay inside and not get Thot poon?
My Dad's a bit of a twat desu, my grandad however, he's lived a life that was unbelievable and quite extraordinary with some top squaddie friends that were there at the Amethyst Incident, all he wanted was for his grandkids to do well and all he's had is brainlets and failures for grandsons I was one but now I'm both the only exceptions are my cousins in Essex, where my female cousin is getting a very decent wage in accounting and my male cousin is a pilot at 15.

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Get Checked for HIV, seriously, also lad, if we're being honest here, you're still a virgin regarding the correct hole.

My granddad is based and had a great life too. He's just happy to see us grow into adults and still be able to go for a cheeky pint with is.

she was skinny, like, fuckin 26 inch waist level of skinny at 5'8

god it felt good

How feminine was her penis desu?

was like jelly, was difficult to get it hard and had a lot of precum, it was so nice to play with, tiny balls too.

eventually I got her to come to me after anal, the cum was literally flooding my stomach and pelvis area

Way to kill all conversation tranny faggots. The sooner you bastards die of aids or commit suicide the better.

Disgusting. You're officially a massive gay faggot and still a virgin in the straight sexual world

just been remembering when I went to amsterdam with the senpai

it's actually a really comfy city, don't know why exactly
maybe because it's kind of like england but without the shit

>pilot at 15
How?

dont care, i want more.

Where's this picture from laddo?

I saved the pics you posted of her because she looks so cute. Lucky lad, glad you had a good time

He was taught how to fly a propeller plane at 13/14 and now he's just passed his first solo flight at 15.
If he were a commercial pilot at that age I would have committed suicide now desu.
Well now I'm curious.

He posted his conversation with """""her""""" earlier and I cropped a pic of this cute and fem...thing

>picS

i just posted one?

Cool bro make sure you get tested regularly and try not to get too much blood and shit on your dick

Craving a cuppa but its too late. I need to sleep soon.

Thank god I thought maybe I'd posted it while drunk and forgot. Really looks like me, skinny fat sucks.

I'm so drunk lads.
I wish you nothing but happiness

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Kek. I'm pretty sure if I shaved I would look similar. State of some trannies thes days.

Did SP fren go to bed?

she was so clean, not a drop of blood or poop in my dick, i was amazed.

And I you lad. We're all gonna make it

what hrt is this bitch taking to get tiny balls but tons of cum lol i used to have no cum at all

do guys like girl cum?

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Me too lad, what you listening to? Wish people still went in dubtrack for tunes

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You should post about this in the day you'd get more enthusiastic responses

i would be up for dubtrack again soon (lazylid here)

it were good fun

Smol, on average how many times a week do you uWu?

Honestly the funniest thing I've ever heard from a gay friend of mine is everyone likes dick and cum, people most men just don't like other men and went into why you see so many "straight" guys fucking trannys and using the feminine penis as a cope.

Think my troublemaking neighbour must have been sent to prison. Good riddance you fucking crackhead.

said it was kind of on or off. couldnt get hard with hands, was able to get it hard by blowing but wont cum. its just dependent on the person i guess? some trans get ultra hard and cum a lot you know, just watch porn.

also the whole feminine penis meme is not a fucking meme, that I assure you.

>so many "straight" guys fucking trannys
I imagine it's a tiny amount

>lecturing an actual trans person about trannies
I wish you werent a LARP because it's fun but you probably are

>a-a-all trans feel and function the EXACT FUCKING WAY

ok brainlet, maybe you should just stick to lurking?

Dont get aggresive lad I thought you were chilled now you lost your virginity? At best you fucked a dude who had been on HRT for 3 weeks and worse a dress

nigga ive been watching tranny porn for years I know what im doin.

Anyone-else so far down the manchild rabbit hole that people your own age seem alien? Most have jobs and long term partners now and houses of their own, yet I'm still here in my childhood bedroom living like I did 15 years ago.

Everyone has had sex by now and have been driving for years, but not me.

porn isnt real life you dirty bugger. Anyway hope you've washed your mouth since you sucked his fucked up dick at least.

dubtrack.fm/browser/search
come on over baby

I saw 2 badgers just now, they're so cool. I saw one yesterday too

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not a hip hop fan but fuck this is such a classic

youtube.com/watch?v=_srvHOu75vM

Alright Crona m8 how has your Halloween been?

yeah, it was nice and so softt, even when she was hard it was super soft it was amazing.

maybe, but man that was jus ta ridic amount of cum to wipe off, im glad she enjoyed it.

>dubtrack.fm/browser/search
you didnt link the room lad

Most of the people I know my own age are more advanced than me in terms of work/moving out but most of them are still immature as fuck and dont have families and are still trying to party like then were 18

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids sorry lad it's been a long day

get on in dubtrack lads

There in spirit not keen on listening to music right now

just come in and shoot the shit with us lad, don't need to listen to our tunes

It's been alright thanks, although I didn't dress up or anything so it didn't really feel too 'halloween-y' to me. Something nice and unexpected happened which occupied me this evening. How has yours been?

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Yeah been fine, few drinks and some horror movies nothing special. Pleasant surprises are always lovely! did you have cheesy chips tonight?

i hate dub music. Afro shite

Didn't have cheesy chips tonight, I recently acquired some oven trays meaning I could start cooking for myself. So I've been having stuff like pizza, chicken strips, kievs, etc. I would like to try making my own cheesy chips, since I do have some frozen chips and some grated mozarella cheese

dubtrack.fm/join/britfeel-lids
come post spoopy tunes lads

Why so originaly slow

I'm a bit sleepy drunk sorry. Whatcha up ta?

Night lads
Enjoy the rest of the night

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>tfw can no longer enjoy any kind of entertainment and am sitting in silence staring at Jow Forums

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Statistically, 80% of people will reproduce

Why not?jsj

Nm just hangimg around. Do anything for Halloween?

Nah just drinking and horror movies which isnt much different from a normal night

Try this documentary lad.
youtube.com/watch?v=8cugXJ84CMw&t=2051s

I don't know. try something for 15 minutes and turn it off or put it down. the only things I enjoy are reading and music but can't find the motivation to read alone and music just makes me feel sombre.
Rip Sammy Hydenstein he was a good boy he couldn't do nothing

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I'm not an alcoholic or a droog addict but fuck me if I can see it going that way

lads ive never gone out before but i went out tonight and actually had a kind of good time

Sounds like the life. What movies?Melancholy is the best feeling tbqh.
Weed relaxes you and makes you happy. Alcohol is alri

>a droog addict

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Tell me lad how many thots in costumes were there?
Weed makes me paranoid lad, I keep thinking I'm going to be a brainlet the second I smoke some.

Storytime? Sbhshd

I just watched Hereditary; I'm spooked, lads!

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I dont think im a brainlet and ill smoke twice a week. I usually just chill,eat lunch and sleep

If your seriously suicidal then medicine probably isnt for you.

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I'm not calling you one, I'm just saying with me personally I talk faster when I'm high, then I notice things that are obvious
>Fuck me mr taxi driver that's a really big truck
and it usually ends with me going paranoid with the most common thoughts being
>You're a brainlet user
>If you weren't one before you are one now
then a weird drug hangover I can't quite describe

full of thots in costumes, almost everyone was dressed up.

not much of a story

I'm a bit odd desu, I really wanted to go to Manchester (with how much I dislike Manchester it means a lot) tonight but I already know with my mummy and daddy issues I wouldn't have been able to get with anyone.

Regardless of me, how did you do tonight did you pull anyone or did you just relax in a few pubs/clubs with mates user?

Oh ay now i understand. The hangover is weird. Used to smoke a cigarette or two coming down. Not proud of that

Its good to go out and make memories. Good on you lad

went to a dnb club night with some new mates, was pretty good. didnt pull or anything just went out, stayed for about an hour and a half and then got mcdonalds

I know those types of nights user, very comfy, just wait until you get to the stage where you realise the only time you're in maccies is when classical music is playing that or two hours of real time turns into 5-6 minutes perceived time in a club.