Last thread died too early what is your image of the perfect girl Jow Forums? pic related is my perfect girl
>Edgy National-Socialist
>Autistic
>Otaku
>Hikikomori/Neet
>Has many mental illnesses
>Half japanese
>Nerdy
>Cute
>Socially awkward
>Shy
>Loves animals
>A likeable personality
>Has similar interest as me
>Someone who can make me laugh and smile
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>>A likeable personality
>5/10 up
thats about it
Who is that girl? File name suggests its from youtube
>Who is that girl? File name suggests its from youtube
Read this if you wanna know her story. americanhikikomoridotblog.wordpress.com
I got a (you) last time I posted this, but I didn't check the thread again until after it died. Anyways...
>a bit older than me
I'm 18, so anywhere from 23 to 28 would be nice
>slightly chubby, but not fat, so she's warm and soft
>at least a 3/10
I lost my reference pic for 3 out of 10, but pic related is about a 4.5, even though she's wearing tons of makeup
>a bit taller than me
I'm 5'6", so that shouldn't be hard
>kind
>likes talking to me
>affectionate
>somewhat clingy
>shares at least some of my interests
my primary interests are going for walks, reading, video games, and anime, but I'm willing to try pretty much everything
>allows me to be a househusband and stay home and cook and clean for her while she is at work
>few previous sexual partners
Normally I would say three or fewer, but if she's in her late twenties, I think five or fewer would be reasonable.
That's it. I think it's reasonable.
>>few previous sexual partners
So you want a whore?
black hair, pale skin, qt, virgin, idk this is an ideal though and obviously ill never get it
10 years old and no gag reflex
I'm not picky
>black hair, pale skin, qt, virgin, idk this is an ideal though and obviously ill never get it
An incel can dream.
>10 years old
T-this is a typo, right?
>10 years old
Are you a pedophile user? be honest.
I will share my perfect boy instead
>4-5/10 max, so I won't feel intimidated
>not morbidly obese
>wears glasses
>likes the same anime as I do
>has a collection of anime figures
>likes to cook, since I hate cooking
>loyal
>kind
>Japanese
>wants to marry and have two kids
>we have the same salary
>cuddly
>likes vanilla
>affectionate and emotional
>allows me to put ribbons in his hair or to but clothes for him
>loves nintendo and sega
>has a really soft laugh
>I will share my perfect boy instead
Kill yourself fag.
>10 years old
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I am straight, but I bet you fap to traps.
I don't know what my perfect girl would be but I found this weird remix of one of that girls videos that doesnt exist anymore. My Halloween treat to you OP.
dream boy cause femanon
>idk why but I like guys who look like school shooters.
>edgy and likes my edgefag humor
>white and likes Asian girls
>lanky
>introverted but makes an exception for me
>film or music nerd
>range from horror movie dates to pornhub dates
>irl bf
idk never dated but i basically described my current crush
Thank you so much user i really appreciate this user.
yeet in here famsquad /eSeZMQs
No. But it's pretty normal to have a couple sexual partners. Sometimes relationships break down, even after you've had sex. As long as she's never engaged in casual sex and has a low body count, I'm happy. Not going to lie, though, the idea of sharing my first time with someone really, really appeals to me. I want to experience it really badly.
also a dream boy
>sunlight-like voice
>also asian
>fashionable, but actually unique fashion, not normie shit
>good, innocent personality, but also appreciates and has darker feelings
>accidentally mysterious
>interesting looking face (though most people say it's a butterface)
>kind of goofy
>appreciates food
>cute smile
tfw I'm actually just describing a celebrity crush since I don't have feelings for real people
Can I take you out to dinner?
what are these half links for?
I like how fembots whine about robots having """unrealisroc standards"", when I just want an affectionate Christmas cake to take care of, and they all want 10/10 perfect Asian kpop twinks.
not true. you gus do have unrealistic standards you all want skinny stacies with a nice butt shape and perky tits with at least a 7/10 face. she can't be boring either and needs to cook every day for you, clean up all the shit you make. you want a house slave also.
I like how fembots whine about how robots have """unrealistic standards"", when I just want an affectionate Christmas cake to take care of, and they all want 10/10 perfect Asian kpop twinks.
I deleted my post, since I made spelling errors, but I'm
I would probably be doing more of a """house slave""" than her. I also specifically stated that 3/10 was fine for facial appearance, and I never said anything about tits or butt.
I agree with user. 3/10 face is fine. Don't be fat. Small tits best tits. Ass is subhuman tier and highly overrated. Slavery can be discussed if you have that kink, but it isn't required. Just give me cuddles and fugg on the daily.
This, but with love and affection, too. Also, I have no interest in slavery. I just want to be a househusband.
this
orgi orgi orgi
>Relatively apolitical future wholesome national socialist
>Neurotypical
>Hates anime
>Stays inside due to benign introversion, NEET
>Relatively half-Celtic half Germanic American from a small town in the Midwest
>Not nerdy
>Cute, but not so cute our sons would turn out girly.
>Socially awkward, but because of society's problems, not hers
>Calm and confident
>Loves mammals specifically
>A likeable personality
>Has different interests than me
>Someone who can make me face up to responsibility and smile
>but with love and affection, too
Of cos, user. Of cos. There has to be feeling behind the cuddles and sex. No argument there
im all of this only I guess I have liberal views, not into nazi crap and I don't really like animals. theyre cute but id rather not buy them they all die anyways. also you do not want a neet gf.
>she can't be boring either
I'm kinda boring (read: not spontaneous) desu, so I like a boring girl.
Ive met the closest thing years ago, but suppose Ill bite. Pic is just a famous person I consider highly attractive. Wasnt the oneitis I met.
What this user considers perfect for him.
>Ambitious
In the aspect of wanting to self improve. Im not perfect in any conventional term, and I dont expect her to be either.
>Passionate
More so about having her own hobby and/or profession. Could be anything really, just something she likes to do and share about.
>Opinionated
I dont want a submissive NPC. Id like her to have her own thoughts. However, that doesnt mean that she can be a rude person.
>Receptive
Again, not submissive, but someone who sees arguments as her vs problem and not her vs me.
>Loyal
Not that I dont want her to have her own life, but I cant be with someone who entertains other guys behind my back and even in my company via social media. That includes Jow Forums.
>4/10 up
Somewhat going back to the self improvement thing, but most women can meet my definition of a 4 by simply having good hygiene and body maintenance. I cant be the one who smells like honey and citrus when she has he scent of onioned tuna.
I like yours the most so far.
By "NEET gf" I mean it literally, not in the animeme way.
yeah you do not want a neet gf. horrible.
Well I guess ideally she would still be in high school, but I don't want an educated girl or a working girl.
>neet gf
Define 'neet gf' plz. If you mean one who doesn't work, that is a bonus, as long as she's codependent and hypersexual.
Why would you want to?
I don't understand
He wants to date you because you're pretending to be a girl, and he really wants to date a girl.
youre romanticizing but i guess this is a perfect gf thread. you do not want a neet gf in reality.
A girl who will play Monster Hunter with me and actually be into it.
If she had a look similar in any way to muffy that'd be cool too. MonHun's more important though,
>Slighty Autistic but still social-able
>Neet or not doesnt really matter to me
>Has a pretty ok sense of humor
>Ok with any race
>Alittle awkward at first
>Kind personality
>Otaku
>Doesn't matter on race (I prefer asians)
>Loves Tokusatsu
>Someone I can just enjoy a nice rainy day with and be inside, and occasionally come out to a con with
>Monster Hunter
My nigga, I wish you were a female
>edgy nazi
>likeable personality
I actually got a (you) from someone on my last post in a thread like this, and they asked for my discord. Unfortunately, I couldnt respond, because of unforeseen events. I'm kind of mad, but she was probably just going to attempt to extort cash from me or ghost me anyways. I'm trying my best to cope, ok?
Instead of saying "no, u" why don't you take the time to explain why you feel that way. I wasn't romantacizing in my post. I was being honest.
>got a (you) from someone on my last post in a thread like this, and they asked for my discord. Unfortunately, I couldnt respond
That fucking sucks, user. My heart goes out to you. I hope you find each other again.
I'm not the only one who wants a monhun gril then!
But why would you want to date a girl who already likes someone else? unless he's he's actually a cuck, of course.
I know the feel user one day we will find it
>half japanese
she better shred the cello user
>sarcastic
>extroverted
>hippie personality
>tattoos (that actually mean something to her, not retarded shit she thought looked cool)
>black hair
>pale skin
>a nice pooper
>no fatties
Yeah, I hope so too. I'm hoping she replies to me in this thread as well. I have my post pasted somewhere, so that if a thread like this is ever posted again, I can find her.
>into permaculture
>into music and games
>can participate in funny banter
>dumb humor or at least thinks my dumb humor is funny
>very open and can work things out even when we disagree (I would not expect someone to be very open after immediately meeting them)
>not hypersexual
When you're alone, you get desperate. It helps that the man she likes is a celebrity, so she doesn't have a chance with him.
>not hypersexual
Why not? Just curious.
>Supportive of my autistic hobbies
>Encouraging
>Loyal
>Good sense of humor
>Smart but not annoying about it
>Isn't sensitive
>Submissive
>Doesn't care about politics
>Not a gamer
>Isn't fat
>Autistic
>Has many mental illnesses
>Hikkikomori/Neet
whyd you say the same thing three times
>>into permaculture
Hope you like shitting and pissing in a bucket and the smell of sawdust. Every girl I knew that was into permaculture was into that humanure bullshit.
>he thinks this is a problem
lmao. the difficulty is finding one willing to shit in a bucket.
I regret putting that because It's not exactly the point I wanted to make. I'm fine with someone having weird fetishes and stuff but I just don't want those fetishes to overtake anything. I'm sure how to express what I mean but if they are into the other stuff I don't think they'll be bad.
That's fine I am willing to do that anyways myself. All though in some instances I think it is better to just shit on the ground.
Most anons say they don't want a hypersexual girl because she's too likely to cheat. I was curious what your reasoning was, though after reading this, it sounds like hypersexual may have been the wrong term to use here
Autism is not a mental illness it is a mental disability there is a difference and by mental illnesses i meant depression schizophrenia and shit actual mental illnesses and being a hikikomori isn't a mental illness it is a social condition which makes people shut themselves off from society, often staying in their houses or bedrooms for months or years on end and being a simple Neet isn't one either being Neet just means you don't go to school work and have no training.
I definitely don't want a cheater and I would never cheat myself. It's a struggle for me to imagine even having more than one partner in this life time.
I see.
This is why I don't like real people.
People who are just fine with the first person who doesn't reject them are basically (unwanted) mansluts.
I'd rather die alone than be in a non-mutal relationship.
>tiny
>likes weed and psychedelics
>hippy tendencies
>fantasy bookworm
>likes to hang out at home mostly
>shy at first, but bubbly underneath
>glasses+ cute nerd bangs+ secretly kinky+ clingy+
someday ill get a gf who wont break my giant heart
>cute
>right-wing but not a stormfag
>half Jap/half Anglo
>nerdy
>likes anime
>wants to be a mother
And another who misinterprets what it means to be willing to consider a long liat if options as being desparate for the first girl to not reject you. Shame.
>smol grill
>not too pointy of a jaw
>can cook and bake
>submissive
>bookworm
>lets me read to her
>can watch films without getting distracted
I suppose my ex was kind of the perfect girl except for being a complete cunt
I understand that perfectly clear. Having a long list of options is just as bad to me, which is why I don't like real people.
I hate that she became a whore just like the rest of them.
N-no. I swear I thought she was 13.
>I hate that she became a whore just like the rest of them.
Same here.
Any chick who wants that is fuckin' gay. Hapas are where it's at.
I mean, they say that women are bisexual by default, so you could be on to something. That's just fembots that want kpop twinks, though. I don't even know what irl women want. I imagine they want muscular twinks like the kind you see modeling, but apparently they want confident funny dudes with dad bods, according to non-meme things posted here.
Every woman wants different things, but dad bods seem most commonly appealing; I've never heard any girl say they like twinkish guys.
Asian girls usually like skinny guys. White girls love bear-strong kind of guys, in the little bit overweight category.
I wish i met an asian that liked me
I'd say average to bear sized, but I get ya. I know a chick who has a thing for really overweight guys.