You have ten seconds to come up with a reason for why you don't want a NEETvan

you have ten seconds to come up with a reason for why you don't want a NEETvan
>go

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I love my family and enjoy living with them.

i cant, as a kid this is unironically what i would constantly draw, just the most comfy possible RV.

its quite expensive and actually not comfortable

I went to an RV convention and they all looked very comfy
But I guess the main cons would be gas milage and (long-term) parking restrictions

I wanna amount to something tangible in my life

but why when you could live in eternal comfyness wherever you go?

If I had a work from home job I definitely would

i only work seasonally and this would actually be ideal for me right now as i travel between work sites and stay there for extended periods of time.

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I don't want to live in walmart parking lots and get robbed by niggers while it's -10 and I'm huddling under 3 blankets to not freeze to death

Have fun taking sponge baths in McDonald's bathrooms.

>what is electric heating

there's a shower right there user, all you need is a water hookup.

I cant, that shits my dream.

Say what you will about Sara Underwood the truck cabin her BF made is a fucking cozy looking motherfucker

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Because after a couple of years I could get even comfier comfyness later on

>electric heating
with what? do you mean a van or a fully loaded RV?

I think it'd be smashing.

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wheres the shitter??? orign

You just wafflestomp the shower.

I tried it for 6 months. It was dreadful. Imagine trying to find a place to sleep at night every night which isn't surrounded by Chads, Staceys and Normies.

I hate driving and I like being able to stand up.

NEETvans are for manlets only get out lanky

probably in the corner of the shower room.

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>how would I go to the can and still be a civilized person
>what happens if the van breaks down or gets in an accident
>where would I park for the night without getting towed or broken into
>how would I afford all that fuel and insurance
>what happens if my license or some other paperwork expires

I need a big bed to fit two custom perfect dakis in.

>NEET
>having money for such a thing
I'm not mentally ill, so I don't get bux.

There's no toilet

I was thinking more of a shed. I don't like driving, and Trailer Park Boys makes shed life seem pretty comfy.

Nigga how you finna cook or wash your clothes? What about internet?

It can be done. The only problem is paying for the thing and maintaining it. These things are notorious for breaking down, the toilet overflows, the heater/AC stops working, you accidentally put a hole through the cabinet cause everything is made of styrofoam to save weight... there is very little regulations in the North America for the construction of these. the list goes on

How do said neets buy and maintain said van?

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Because I want a NEET castle where I can laugh at the plebeians below for not being a NEET like me

Offs it looks so comfy im going to get depressed again

i wanna live in the scooby van

I lived in one for a year, they're freezing cold in the winter and cramped for space

>don't want to live in a stinky van full of condensation and food odors
>don't want to have to empty my own shit and piss out, or shit in Mcdonalds like a hobo
>dont want to get hassled by the cops for looking like a pedo

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Because it's like a home that can be kicked around. It's the gangstalking nigger's dream.

What do you do with your poop?
When you use the toiler it goes into a septic tank I imagine, but what do you do when its full, just dump it somewhere?

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Looks like a lot to think about. I don;t want to be attached to a car or a house or anything that resembles either of those things.

Just eat it problem solved

I want an rv or something, as long as it has a shower and stuff, the biggest problem though is plumbing to be honest.

I enjoy clean clothes

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retards dont realize electricity and water hookups are not cheap

It would get robbed by crackheads

>the virgin vansqatter vs the chad cabin dweller

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I will actually buy one soon, i'm working my ass off to get it thought.
>water
Just go to gas station
>Poop
You know there are services and places you can dump that shit out, right?
>Clothes
Laundry, they wash it for you, you pay them.

It's a lot cheaper than rent, and a lot cheaper than buying a house, as long as you don't plan to live all your life on it.

Thats a nice pic and all but..
Where is the battery for the solar panels and the car?
Where is the engine?
Where is the pooper?

How the fuck was that thing supposed to be able to tour africa offroad with that shitty ass ground clearance and those pathetic tires?

I already have a NEETvan and make youtube vids about it. @zhkopec

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i dont have a driver license

but where do you shit? in the shower?
I like my indoor plumbing, thanks

Because I want a camper I can pull instead of a van, I've never been able to find a truck for a reasonable amount and I have a big enough car to tow whatever I'd want really, so I'm gonna build my own camper until I can afford a spot of land to build a bigger house on. For now though, comfy camper is the way I want to go.

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I'm too large to live in one comfortably

Just checked out, subbed

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>Built-in shower in a van with no running water

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But I do user. Life is suffering still, but at least I no longer feel a slave. Please send gas.

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Not enough space for my four cats and also I cannot drive.