Confess

I fucked up taking my own life because my doctor prescribed me "sleeping pills" which were actually anti-depressants that increase suicidal behavior in people with chronic depression and I might be dealing with some concerning legal consequences because of it

I stole 4 math books from college last year

I have fapped to gfur almost daily for the last 5 years.

Forgive me father for I have sinned
I stole a shit ton of cookies from my college dining hall today. Forgive me but they were so god damn good

Your plant's nutrient intake will decrease because its system for nutrient intake is water based.
The bacteria in the soil will take care of the oil over time and your plant will be back to normal.

Just give it some extra love for a couple of weeks.

What? What do you mean I'm elect? Also Fate will treat me the same regardless of whether I tell God to fuck off or embrace him.

I lied to my grandmother about being in college still even though I dropped out last semester, the problem is I'm quickly losing hours away my job and I want to quit. I also fap to loli hentai occasionally. Sorry

Why would you apologize for good taste in fap material?

i was stalking a 16 year old girl in reallife

I secretly want my Oneitis to break up with her boyfriend and if I had the power to make it happen I would do it.

After carrying out my plan to give myself so much psychological pain I could forget my oneitis, I still catch myself thinking of her.

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captured a 9 year old girl. Tortured her mentally physically, fingered her many times, pissed on her, streched her anus out, drugged her, got my wife on her, my dog too.
ate nutella off her p, after I impregnated her at 14 i cut her up to sell her body on the market.

As I gave out candy to kids last night, I saw a girl who I knew was underaged but was adolescent wearing a skimpy outfit showing mid drift and wearing yoga pants. I wanted to fuck her or at least film her with my phone and then take screenshots.

Based broder :DDDDDD Our Lord will grace you if you are faithful enough :DDD Braise Martin :DDDDDDDD

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i stole an sd card at work and realized it had a bunch of family photos on it so i was going to return it until i fucking lost it

I fapped today, and I might fap again.

I ask for forgiveness.

I jack off to songs with moaning in them

I have renounced my baptism and have been reborn anew under the horned ones name.
woops

Same person
I also got doxxed by people and all the potential fathers for my baby deeply hate me, but luckily nothing happened in reality.
But any baby I have will be cursed, even if I do have a willing co-parent, my bad reputation has soured things

I'm not even religious, but how the fuck do I confess to all of them at one time?

Once me and my friend had a crush on the same girl, he didn't know I liked her too, he gave me a gift to pass on to her from him for valentine's day. The second he was out of sight I threw it in the trash.
I also told this girl all of his embarrassing secrets even though she'd already rejected me because I thought it'd be funny
It was

Don't lump us Lutherans together with those damned Calvinists. You're embarrassing both of us.

I think I'm dying and it's all my fault

I haven't studied in a fucking week. I feel so useless

std/hiv?

I genuinely enjoyed a post on Jow Forums but I didn't upvote and subscribe.

I smelled and jerked off to my sisters panties when i was a teen. I even jerked off to thoughts of her. Ive also searched for illegal young teen porn like prepubcent, but i dont care for that anymore. Both of these are from like 10 years back.

Also, im a sex addict. It started with visiting prostitutes. Ive fucked prostitutes and even slipped condom off while fucking them. Ive raped one bareback before too. (she still saw me a couple times after so maybe it wasnt THAT devasting for her). Ive fucked non-prostitute girls and slipped the condom off midfuck with them too.

Ive fucked guys bareback and ive let a guy fuck me bareback and cum in me a couple times. I literallly just fucked a crossdresser bareback in a motel room like an hour ago. pic related.

Also ive stolen few toys from another kids when i was in elementary school. I also ran over a possom or rat or something by accident once

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you need help... like profession help

Shut up faggot. I'd let him rape kids if he wants, because he probably has a miserable fucking life, so let him do whatever makes him content.

I keep making my gf feel rage, than go back to me, I've been doing this for 3 years, and she is strange now

Fake; user is apparently active enough to do this, gay because Nutella has the word nut in it.

be my schizo gf please

Nice bait you have there.

Fake science retard

something even stupider, but kind of according to plan

No, also you don't even realize you're talking down to me. I posted that for myself, not for others. I actually had my first name posted and the online usernames of my ex internet friends

Stole a packet of monster munch from the corner shop when i was 15

Faggot, I bet you'd wish that a monster would munch on your dick

You should probably be in prison

You should be in prison for such a shit post faggot

when my girlfriend was over at my house last and she was sleeping i fondled her a lot in her sleep
she doesn't know i did
she's a really heavy sleeper
i also smelled her panties while she was in the bathroom or wherever a few times

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I've used the lord's name in vain