Would Jow Forums pay for this? I might

Would Jow Forums pay for this? I might.

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Nah I could get that for free on grindr

not that much. for a night of cuddling id go a max of $83

how pathetic you need to be to pay some thot to cuddle with you

Fake plastic contact. Feels so much better when it's with some you love, truly.

>Women think they don't live life on easy mode

If you're posting here, there is really little to no shame in it.
I'd rather pay for affection then live my life devoid of it.
Talk shit if you want, I'll do what makes me happy and if you don't like it, take her and suck a dick.

No, I've experienced the real thing and I'm certain that paying a stranger wouldn't even come close. Another case of females living on tutorial mode and making money literally by just existing though

I might be low but I will never go that low holy shit. 260 for cuddling? I would put that on a hooker and get cuddling and sex.

I think chads can do this too, while ugly women can't.

Wait, are you supposed to put that weird pillow in between you and her every time? It's not even real cuddling if she doesn't wrap herself around you

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I was actually considering this a while ago. It's a pretty big waste of money but I'm still curious to at least try it once to see how cuddling with a girl feels.

I would say a significant number of these aren't especially pretty ladies.
snugglebuddies.com/female-snugglers/

Some of them are shit tier even for me, but it's not like betas never ever get sex

Who would pay 260 to cuddle some roastie when you can fuck an escort for half that price?

Brainlets detected. Work on your reading comprehension.

She makes 260 PER DAY, not PER CUSTOMER

>tfw ive bene seeing the same escort for 5 years
>tfw we have never had sex or seen each other naked
>tfw i pay her $400 every night she comes over to rub my head and run her fingers through her hair and cook me dinner while we watch a movie
>tfw she tells me she loves me and offers to do this for me for half price

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its more like a 20 or so per cuddle session of an hour.

Think of it as a massage for people who dont particularly like oils or just movement, and could go for an extra hour of sleep while they are at it..

Wow what a bargain

also what's being filthy rich like?

It's 30 men a week, so 4 men a day or $65 per customer. Still expensive as fuck, being a tight-assed pendant doesn't help disprove his point.

I wouldn't. Personally it's pathetic. I'd rather try to be happy on my own if I have to PAY a woman for her literal time and attention

SCUUUUM GAAAAANG!
ICKY BLICKY UH

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Even 200/night is too much for that. Nigga you aint even seen her naked?

No wonder she gave you half price, she is not doing a favor to you, she is just ensuring you dont leave her for someobe cheaper. Better to mine for gold at half pace than lose the gold mine entirely

That's the first thing I noticed. This board is maximum beta

AYYY LMAOO
orginal

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this one looks like a serial killer

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the red hair one is a 10/10
and the first one is atleast 8/10
for me

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oh shit a girl from my town is on there and I know here.. bitch got a 5star rating on the site lol

oh this is delish I cant wait to see her again

There are some pretty cute ones on there, but I reckon if the ugly ones are on the site they must get some hug partners too, once in a while. Old, lonely men probably use services like this a lot so there must be a demand for the older women too.

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i only see her once every other month. I make barely above average where I'm at, and when she see's me she doesn't give me a time limit.
she offered to only do half pay, I didn't take it.

Why? Even being friendzoned you can get at least that for free.

I'd pay that if she gave me a blowjob first. But seriously, who the fuck would want that? Pay hundreds of shekels for blue balls? I'd be thinking of raping her the entire time.

This is weird but I actually feel a bit sick when I read all of you saying how much you want/need "affection". It just properly turns my stomach how candid you are about it

No that shit's gay.
Might as well just get a whore, I'm sure she wouldn't mind cuddling with your sorry ass after sex.

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yes cuz wanting love or affection is bad. unless you took those statements different than that would explain youre sick to stomach post

And thats why women have life on easy mode

but hookers are a bunch of illiterate gypsies

while those cuddlers are nice leftie middle-class white girls

at least in western europe

not saying it's bad, it just disgusts me when people say it

Are you autistic? Definitely not original