What's worse, being sub 5'9, or being circumcised?

What's worse, being sub 5'9, or being circumcised?

Would you trade one for the other?

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Circumcised
That shit fucks you up before height ever becomes an issue and early development is key

>tfw both
Why must you do this to me.

>or being circumcised
most girls love it circumcised

Being 5'9 for sure

>t. Shlomo Shekelstein
If your penis is mutilated you are a subhuman.

You can make up for being a manlet with other things
you can't make up for having your dick mutilated because some doctor didn't want you to fiddle yourself

The foreskin is the softest part of the male body, and the lips of the foreskin and the frenulum of the glans (the former is always removed, the latter only sometimes) are the most erogenous parts of the male body, comparable to a female clitoris. The foreskin keeps the penis moisturized and protects the shaft and glans from dry air. Without the foreskin, the penis is exposed to the elements, and due to the constant minor damage it incurs, loses more and more sensitivity and becomes increasingly dry. This decreases the girth of the penis and eliminates much of the natural lubricant. In intercourse with an intact male, a female feels not only the movement of the shaft back and forth, but also the soft foreskin moving at a different pace and decreasing friction against the vaginal wall.

Cut penises are smaller, dry, age quicker, and do not feel as good (whether in hands, mouth, vagina, or anus).

Reminder that circumcision is a violation of bodily autonomy that permanently and irreparably disfigures you. Newborn boys are not autonomous citizens, they are treated as property. Circumcision is functionally similar to acid attacks, but far far less severe.

>tl;dr
girls don't like anteater penises :)

brainwashed murrican womyn don't

>implying
my bf and i went to europe, he fucked plenty of horny blonde chicks
probably left em with babies :)

tl;dr
dude, I'm a girl and most of my girl friends say this, grils prefer circumcised penis, it's cleaner and looks nice

>straight dude pretending he knows what women like
Fembot here. Uncircumcised is honestly weird and a bit gross. Cut men also know how to use them better and seem more comfortable in general

I'm gay. Wouldn't ever seek sex (and can't even masturbate) because I'm cut.

imagine how roasties would chimp out if female circumcision was commonplace in the US
but involuntarily mutilating the genitals of males is OK because it doesn't affect them

t. Bitter virgin cutfag larping as a girl. Remember you will always be a less functional half man. All because your parents sacrificed you in a muslim ritual.

cry more, ugly-dick.
my boyfriend fucks girls regularly, and they love his clean cut dick.

>acid attacks are so horrible! how could you forcibly assault someone and permanently disfigure them??
>circumcision is okay

>clean
cutting leads to discoloration and uneven tone from scarring and friction damage and exposes more veins

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look at that feminine frame
the sign of an uncut fag, they're all silly fembois.
real men have nicely cut cocks

Why do jews always get so desperate about their mutilated penis and keep making threads about how it's supposedly better?

I recently learned there are various types of circumcision. Some guys still have some skin to cover the base of the gland when flaccid, others have it constantly exposed, others even have their frenulum removed. I fall into the first group because I had surgery at age 6 (foreskin was too tight), most people I know are in the second group. Whataboutchu anons?

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5 inches of foreskin (brown ring scar at that point) and frenulum removed, I only feel pleasure at the base of the penis. Hurts to touch the glans.

Glad I'm European so I don't have to worry about such things

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Burgers pretend it's normal but they are in fact the only christian country to do this en masse. The rest are jewish or muslim.

It's still common enough to be considered normal in most Euro countries.

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Imagine thinking an anteater dick will get you laid

Being sub 5'9.
I'm 5'11 and I live in a country where 6' or 6'1 is AVERAGE for a MALE.
However, with the newer generations people are even taller in Europe... I might have a chance in the US. I heard the average is pretty short, women are short, and there's lots of people of color eg. Latin americans, black people, indians and asian americans that actually would make me look above average.
But here... it's hell. I regularly pass a group of high school girls who are quite a bit taller than me, while I'm a confirmed 180cm (5'11) male.

Your graph literally contradicts your statement. In no euro country is it considered normal. Are you lying or stupid or shlomo?

>tries to deflect a dick mutilation thread into a height thread after being btfo
You cutfag ameriburgers are pathetic.

Germany, France, UK, Russia: 10-29%
Benelux, Spain, Switzerland, Liechtenstein, Austria, Nordic Countries: 1-9%

That makes it normal. It should be banned globally and punished similar to forcibly doing the same thing to an adult. But it's still normal.

I'm not cut though
I'm an uncircumcised european. Nobody here gets circumcised to be fair.
I've literally never even met anyone in the EU that was circumcised.
There was this one guy in the news who killed a rabbi or something for trying to illegally circumcise his son.
Maybe it's that I have only experienced one thing and not the other, but the thing is, I just think being too short is way more detrimental mentally than having genital mutilation which is not even visible. Chances are you'll never compare it to other guys, the girl will have the same pleasure but you DEFINITELY won't, that's sort of sad, yeah, but in the end it doesn't matter.

I spend most nights alone, it feels fucking awesome since the nerves are not killed.

5'6 and circumsized. how fucked am i

What are those legs?

>tfw neither
But I'd hate to be cut. I feel bad for the cutcucks that think they were born deformed, and feel sad for the cutfrens that hate being cut.

about 10% in germany, but you wont encounter any circumcised ethnic germans. if i werent on Jow Forums all day, talking about circumcision would be absurd to me because its absolutely not prevalent here

>10% in countries with more than 10% muslims
>1% in all other countries
How does that make it normal, shlomo?

Trapmode is your only salvation

circumcised penises can't be feminine unless they are locked up

>I unironically wish I was 5'4''

>6'2 uncut
hell yeah brother (^:

>tall girls
May I ask what country user?

I'd rather be circumcised than a manlet. I actually am circumcised and wish I wasn't, but given that it's a legit medical procedure that my parents had performed regardless of medical need, it still legit. I'm so glad I have a height that begins with a 6.

Uncircumsized dicks are ugly as hell. I've been brainwashed. Seriously, if I was hypothetically planning to hook up with a guy and found out he was uncut, I'd bail. They actually gross me out.

Guys, go with sub 5'9.

You're a tranny. Your opinion doesn't count.

>I unironically wish I was 5'4''

why????

Not him but being smol seems fucking great, tall shit is only good for normie shit
>oh no can't be a ceo
>oh no can't get a gf
Meanwhile you get cool shit like
>ability to comfortably nap anywhere
>unassuming presence, can avoid scrutiny in public
>can cuddle with large dogs as if they're people
>don't have to eat a ton of food
>people treat you more like a kid/nicer
>men don't demand that you compete with them on every fucking thing

I'm neither, and I'm curious what people think.