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i did some special stuff back then, how about you guys

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>sneak about in the woods being tacticool
>go for nightwalks and be solid snake
>wave arms around and make stupid noises
>scream into my pillow as loud as I can
>cry holding my husky plush every night

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i dont know what autistics do but i pace around my room a lot. make up songs and stories in my head. like making weird sounds. about all i can think of

I'm professionally dxed with autism, and I'm pretty sure people performed real eugenics on me. its ironic since my mom didn't care at all and there's people who are deeply upset that my own mom didn't abort me

>Get V& by the CIB after threatening to shoot up school

>get arrested and a bomb dog sent to my house after talking about counter-strike strats at lunch
i WISH i were joking.

i half-expected the thread to blow up with "what? how are people being this rude to you? do people hate REAL autistic people who are dxed?"

Jeez, forget it then. its why the eugenics was performed on me

ngl it was a fun experience for me, was it for you?

yeah it felt badass being escorted out of school in handcuffs, that's the last anyone ever saw of me. what was yours like?

>be me
>be elementary school
>play a lot of prince of persia warrior within and two thrones
>start trying to run on walls
>tell to friends that I'll be running like the prince in a month
>teacher sees me one time and says why am I kicking the walls
>feel retarded immediately

Still makes me cringe to this day when I remember that I did this.

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>3am at night
>See a police car roll up
>See like 4 SWAT officers roll up down the road
"Oh it's just another shooting" (Live in Ghettos)
>Mother goes to see what's going on
>SWAT points XM-15 at mother
*GET ON THE GROUND* *Screaming*
>Police go onto the property
>They come inside of house
>*YELLS NAME*
fuk.mp4
>Get taken into custody
>Lie my fucking way out of it
>Not on record whatsoever

how did they find you user? im not the other bomb user

I pace outside while waving my arms around, helps me do big thinks

oh shit dude that's hardcore. props for getting away scot-free too. that could have gone extremely bad

I was like 14 and being edgy and shit, I was also being bullied physically and mentally (Can describe the shit if you want to) and some kid overhead what I said about me owning guns, and since he sat behind me he saw me looking at school shooting wikipedia entries, he told his mother that I was going to bring a gun, the mother told the school, the school told the cops
It went worse than it could have been tho, I dug a hole deeper for myself when I brought a friend into it who I thought would help me out in a statement but he was a fucking snitch

when i was like, 12-13 i threw a cup of glass in the air and gave it an uppercut.
pic of the scar

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>14
>has guns

Jesus christ user get some better parents

Someone drop a dime? Why did you get raided?

>I brought a friend into it who I thought would help me out in a statement but he was a fucking snitch
if there's one thing i've learned in these situations, and you too i'm sure, it's to never rely on anyone but yourself.

Nice trips bro
origatoni

>fourth grade swimming lessons
>had to get changed back into school uniform when it was over
>always struggled to get my clothes on for some reason
>started to panic because i was afraid i would take too long and the class would leave without me (the pool wasn't on school grounds)
>started having a full on panic attack
>crying and hyperventilating, unable to get clothes on
>my teacher ended up having to dress me
>got made fun of for it for the rest of elementary school
this happened on multiple occasions.

Me too
also:
>plays same 3 lines of a classical piano piece over and over again, but it doesnt bother me. It definitely bothered those around me.

That's kinda adorable. Don't be so harsh on yourself

Do you shave your hands? If so that's even more autistic than punching a cup.

i shave my entire body when i have enough time so yea

is it bad if i still do this and i'm 26?

>be me
>one hour ago
>class mate says "wish me luck with my assignment"
>I say "thanks"
>she looks am me and says "wut"
>panic
>leave classroom
How bad did I fuck up?