DAD WAS SUPPOSED TO COME HOME WITH MY BOX OF WINE A FUCKING HOUR AGO HE KNOWS I'M ON EDGE AFTER USING UP MY KLONOPIN PRESCRIPTION EARLY (by selling them) FUCK FUCK FUCK
BIG BOY NEEDS HIS DRINKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for the reaction image dude.
I know right I just saved it myself for the first time a few days ago
imagine having your parents buy you alcohol instead of trying to hide it from them
If your dad doesn't open the door and say, "a biiiiiiiig juicebox for a biiiiiiiiiig boy!", I'm gonna scream.
He drinks like a fish too, as long as I don't get into his stash we're cool
Pretty grim situation in all honesty
Decisions, decisions, decisions...
ffs origami
I'm like 5 minutes away from calling his dumb ass on my phone that he pays for to scream WHERE'S MY SIPPY
He should have got off work an hour and a half ago this is ridiculous
>go out
>buy a pack of cigarettes
>get a new addiction
problem solved
Gross. Whiskey tastes like how ass sweat smells.
Call him and post vocaroo.
>Box of wine
Lel what a faggot
But I can't leave the house without klonopin and I'm out of klonopin...
Sounds complicated
Most cost efficient way to drink dipshit
>sounds complicated
yeah you're right, fair call. I'm gonna crack one open for you
>Whiskey is gross
>Has a sippy cup of fermented grape juice
The Jameson pairs well with Natty Daddy tall boys, whereas I find the smokiness of The Feathery goes great with a tall boy of Steel Reserve 211 and the citrus undertones of the Dalwhinne reflect well with Old English 400.
Boxed wine is peak efficiency when you want to get drunk. Only retards don't know this.
But if OP wants a tip you should look into port. 20% alcohol and roughly the price as a bottle of wine.
I tried E&J brandy a few times but I need something that I can really chug down
there's no fucking saving you bro
>tfw only sold the klonopin to have booze money
Am I a FUCKING retard in addition to being a NEET addict????
I fucking do the dishes every day and sometimes even vacuum the floor and this is how he repays me?? By being 2 HOURS LATE, NO CALL NO TEXT????
ITS LIKE EVERYONE IN MY LIFE IS ALWAYS FUCKING ME AROUND
He dieded when he drunk driver'd himself into a semi tractor.
Well boy howdy at least that would mean a health insurance payout. Could get lots of drinky then.
He always waits to drink until he has food and MASH reruns in front of him though so this is unlikely
Go to the shop and buy the wine yourself
For how long have you been doing Klonopin, my dude?
But I gave my dad my debit card so that he could save me a trip by picking it up after work like usual! And now I'm just here ass out like a roodypoo!
Bout a year but I've honestly needed it my entire life. Ever since I was a kid my senses enter fight or flight mode when I'm around other people making me very dysfunctional
>Check son's NEETbux account
>Has more money than I do
>Strip Club here I come
A big boy should be able to get his own sippies
Turns out he went to see his sister and totally forgot about my shit, won't go back out to get it now so I'm fucked. Of course he has the nerve to get pissed at me for even asking about it
Naw I don't have neetbux. I need to start the application process though.
Based buddha poster
>sold the klonopin to have booze money
ye thats pretty retarded my dude
I'm catholic thank yeet
this isn't that weird desu
when i was 16 i used to drink vodka with my father every few weeks
That's not normal outside of Russia and maybe Finland.