Roommate's drug dealer asked me out today during a "delivery"

>roommate's drug dealer
>roommate's
>roommate's

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You wish. I bet that would make your peepee hard.

>it's a co-ed dorm
what're you though, pat?

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If this isn't a larper or some sort of bait, you're an actual fucking retard, holy fucking shit.

Fuck me and my dyslexia
Ask the video game boy out yourself if you really want to date him. At the very least find not-subtle ways to telegraph your attraction: get touchy, laugh at his jokes, and make sure your body language reads as "I wanna fuq you."

I had a girlfriend who once sucked her dealer's dick for drugs. She told me he wouldn't give her the drugs unless she sucked his dick. It never occurred to her that she could just leave without the drugs.

Well, she was both a woman AND a junkie, my dear normie.

I try body language but he's a doofus. I mean we're talking the kind of guy that gets back from class and heads straight to a common room to plug in an old console and unwind. I love the guy but we aren't talking about a casanova. I'm just such a wimp though. I really do like spending time with him and I'm scared he'll stop coming. It's just really nice to get away and it's almost therapeutic. I'd hate to lose it.

I think she just wanted drugs.

Your father definitely warned you about boys like that, but im sure you see fit to rebel against him. This isn't the way to do it. Ask yourself how much weed this guy sells your friend. If it's anywhere between 1g to 1/8 (that's 3.5g) then he's probably harmless and you should go out with him. But if he's moving ounces or hard drugs like cocaine then he's probably dealing with some serious cartel niggas and you should keep him at arm's length. If you really want to go on a date, get a tindr.

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females can be lonely right guys
ha
haha

If you're not putting in the effort, then don't complain when he doesn't do anything. I get that you're scared but don't expect him to read your mind or whatever. I don't even know why I'm seriously replying to a norman roastie that wants to get it on with a junkie. Do whatever.

Where did I imply that was actually interested in the guy that brings my roommate pills and weed?

>Medium-effort bait, only mostly transparent
Keep trying, you'll get there.

>ounces of weed
>cartel niggers
Usually I refrain from responding to cumdumpster threads but your post is outrageous. I had a drug dealer friend in college and he, like everyone else he knew who sold, just drove to Michigan and bought from the dispensaries. Every single drug person I came into contact with in college was nothing more than a harmless degenerate. You are living in a fantasy world.

Sage. I hope you die screaming, OP.

Just say NO! You dipshit.

Originalically

I don't care if this is bait.
I heard touching (not necessarily sexually) is a good way of initiating a closer relationship to someone. Just like "accidentally" brush his hand every now and then or whatnot. This is one reason why special or secret handshakes are so associated with bro-dom.

Are you attractive? Is this guy like, a lanky geeky type? What does he look like?
Got a picture of someone that looks kinda like you and a picture of someone thaf looks kinda like him?
What would you rate yourself? Then what would you rate him? Honestly.
This is important. And Ill tell you why when you reply.

I dont need to know what the drug dealer looks like. He probably looks like how Im imagining.

I did. I was complaining that he asked me out but this normal guy won't.

I'm not good at touching. It makes me nervous.

I'm alright. I'm not fat, I can wear makeup, I have nice hair. He's kinda squishy but he has some features I really like. A nice chin, great forearms, stern and watchful eyes. I'm probably like a 5. I think he's a strong six to seven but suits my tastes. I guess I can find pictures.

What do you think the drug dealer looks like?

This is actually close and I'm surprised. Everyone online is apparently a supermodel

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This is kinda him I guess. Most of the guys I could find were these gross guys with beards and weird facial expressions.

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Yep, I guaruntee hes genuinly into you. Im a chubby dude myself the look like pic related and if a cute girl shared my interests Id be totally into her, but also shy and scared to mess up what you got going.
Heres a good start. Get his number or social media. You can play it off as a friend staying in touch, but when you message him, smile a lot and sorta flirt. Itll give him the idea you actually are into him.
Guys like us are retarded unless you spell it out. Thatd be enough for him to get the idea and actually do something about it without you having to actually ask him out.

And everyone knows weed dealers look like soundcloud faggots.

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I hope so. Seriously though I'm just such a wimp. I want to do something but every time I get a chance to or think about it I talk myself out of it. I just can't make it happen.

Also the drug dealer is just a skinny guy that wears hoodies and baseball caps. He's very unassuming.

Will he be in the common room tomorrow?
If so, hang out and then ask for his number so he can "text you whenever hes playing games". Then text him "Hey. :)" and see where it goes. If he ignores you, just continue being gaming friends. If he messages back with interest, well then do your thing.
Youll never accomplish anything if you dont try, autismo.

The guy is probably just as big of a wimp as you. I can almost guarantee from what I've read he likes you too, but he's worried if he tries asking for more it'll make things awkward and then he won't have his video game friend anymore. This is how their thought process works. Make the move OP. I believe in you. Or even then if it gets to be around lunch time just ask him if he wants to get something to eat with you.

>I'm a total wimp
Then you don't deserve a bf. Just like wimp boys don't deserve a gf for not "manning up", you don't deserve a bf for not womanning up.

You're though because he's a bad boy unlike that beta gamer who would do anything for you, you fucking roastie whore. REEEEEEE.