Tfw no Native American gf

>tfw no Native American gf
How do I colonize a red qt, anons?

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Give her "free" blankets

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I want to give her babies, not smallpox.

Just like any other girl, a mix of making she suffer and making her have pleasure. For some reason girls get mad and start loving you when you do it.

Drive out to the reservation with a case of liquor and a bag of meth

They tend to not be very hairy, which isn't that great. I would want a really hairy black gf instead.

Legend has it that if you can make it to the center of the reservation without becoming an alcoholic, you get to marry the chief's daughter

Speak for yourself. I'd rather not lick carpet.

You have to post more like this op

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how do i know that bitch is a real injun
is she misappropriating them redskins culture?

fuck your gorillion captchas too you cat eating gook nigger

Only one I had, kemosabe.

I would. I want someone like this, love the curly black body hair so much, pussy, pits, belly, legs, it's all good.

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Maybe being a incel is the best choose in this case

I wish I was a European sailor 200+ years ago

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What movie/documentary is this from?

im part native but not a gril

are you out of your fucking mind? I live in a place with lots of natives and their women are the worst

>fat
>ugly
>mean
>substance abuse issues
>unemployed
>raised by some miscellaneous female relative (her "auntie") because both of her parents are in jail

stay the fuck away from that shit

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imagine the smell coming off those things

There are almost no pure-blooded redskins left. The one in your pic is less than 50% Injun.
The few that are left are deep in the reservations drunk off their ass 24/7 and fat as fuck.
Your chances were over before you were born.

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It's from Hawaii (1966).

Not "native american" of course but there's a lot of native tits as you see. it's 3 hours so it might be a slog to get through but maybe you'll like it. unless you just want to see that part which I don't remember the time.

made me kek you faggot

>a new threat to the Red Man emerges
>chloroform blankets

>that pic

That girl is 1/4 native MAX

What do you mean, you'd rather remain one than be with someone like that? That's not "involuntarily" then.

this is actually terrifying. I'm actually glad I'm a wizard now, because that is not what internet taught pussies look like and seeing something like that IRL would traumatize me for life

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she's a czech model, if I remember correctly, so not native at all, it's just a photoshot.

But those are internet pussies, what are you talking about.

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Go to their casinos and give a girl a 6pack to fuel her alcoholism.
She'll suck your dick for booze.

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This guy gets it. They're nothing like the fantasies y'all are having.

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Looks like an okay slampig.

I used to live in North Dakots those fucking injun women were all fat and gross,
They are the most degenerate of women.

She's called Peta Todd and she's English actually.

Why do you have to spoil my fun?

here's a native perspective:
>most of us are fat and prone to diabetes
>unless you go way way way up north or way way way down south, most of us are mixed or of dubious heritage
>most of our historical cultures are totally gone, what is left is shit we made up (made-up pow wow dances, made up costumes, made up war paint, etc.)
>the people most determined to get the cultures back are usually the most mutty and culturally devoid
>what you see of native culture is mostly from a native revival in the 70s which includes the concept of "2 spirit" people
>rez life is mostly horrible and reservations are basically criminal factories and everyone huffs gas
>theres almost 0 "native names" left, all young people will have a european last name

Holy fuck, this is where the west is going, isn't it?

Where else would it go?
Are you a qt fat native fembot though?

it would be 100% better without the gas huffing and diabetes

I am not very good looking and kinda fat

>tfw I'm talking to a real life qt fat native fembot
I'm too excited to even know where I was going with this. I always had a huge crush on Marilyn from Northern Exposure as a kid. Will you marry me.

I don't look like her, I'm metis.

I looked it up and I'm pretty sure you guys count as white looking at this point in a Canadian and American sense at least, it seems rather weird to me, being from a small European country where people know their heritage down to the specific area of the country itself, that it's even possible to neglect tradition in such a way that you described in your OP. That's kind of what happened with black people in America too, isn't it? Everything being mashed together into this bizarre cultural pastiche?

Even if people care less about them nowadays, our foundational myths and such are still there, we still know who we were even if some of us might disagree with it, they still know what they're disagreeing with. But the way you put it, it seems that there's only faint traces of the position to disagree with even if someone wanted to, if you get what I mean.

>implying native americans even exist any more

We wiped em out