>be blackbot >match with cute white girl on tinder >talk, meet up with her for coffee >it goes decently >go with her for ramen and skating date night about a week later >it goes well >she pulls me in for a kiss at the end of the night >realize i definitely actually like her like that >parents are out of town one weekend >invite her over to watch a basketball preseason game (lakers vs nuggets) > goes pretty well > do like little demonstrations of like screen setting, taking charges, fouls etc so we had a reason to touch each other > end up kinda cuddling on the couch > take her back home, we kiss again > get her dinner a week later after work > we make out after that too >she goes home for a weekend, comes back >want to see her again, so i text her >nothing >at this point, hasn't said anything to me in like two weeks despite like me sending 5+ texts in a row over like a ~2 week timespan >check her tinder profile >she's changed it some >realize the interest is gone and she's probably just resorted to ghosting me
man what the fuck? this actually hurts cause I liked her a lot too. fuck man, this feels awful. any of you guys had an experience like this happen to you? now I just sit around bored on the weekends. this is some bullshit man FUCK
Nice to see More blackbots. I just wanted to tell you to keep and know who you are and where your parents and yourself are from. Very important for us. Also don't be too sad at least she didn't completely strip away your confidence or try to get you arrested or something.
Daniel Thomas
i'm also ready for this shit to happen again because its starting with another girl
> be blackbot > match with cute white/spanish mix girl on tinder > meet up with her for coffee one evening >she is realllllyyyyy attractive, much more so than her pics make her look > this is the first sign of i'm screwed >we get dinner and coffee > it goes well, she's giving me all the right signs (eye contact, and smiling mostly) > we get to where we met up > she parks and im like "you gonna get out?" and she does > i give her a hug >she seems to enjoy it so I kinda hold her and read if she wants to kiss >seems like she does > so we make out for like a good 5+ minutes > we leave each other >we've basically been texting each other back and forth since then >she mentioned trampoline parks >mention we should go this weekend, she says she'll be busy and the gas money is too much (has to drive like an hour to get to the nearest place, also has work) > fair enough, at least she's telling me this > so we're trying to make it happen next week
I'm expecting to be dissapointed when the trampoline park date never happens, but it sucks anyway cause i like this girl a lot too. oh well man. its some bulljive as shannon sharpe would say.
>our women dont worry user we arent touching your 2d lolis
Joshua Cooper
yeah unfortunately i'm not good enough looking to do that and neither is anyone here
i'm lightskinned so its okay
great, great roast
Wyatt Morris
nice dubs
and once again idk if im attractive enough to try and get these girls right to bed as soon as i meet em man, i may be black but only like the top 1% of chads can do that shit with tinder girls
Thomas Hughes
For a white girl, you're just a fantasy. If you don't correspond to the stereotype of black male, you have no value.
Michael Taylor
Literally this unironically and originally
Luke Robinson
Excellent roast
Joshua Moore
blackbot here who has been in the exact same situation
youre a black guy on tinder, she expected you to be relatively forward and fuck her on the first date pretty much, she went after a tyrone and you gave her an urkel
This is our unfortunate reality
Sebastian Harris
Blame your fellow black males for creating the stereotype.
Samuel Thompson
The stereotype has been perpetuated by the media and pornography most of which is not black owned.
Jeremiah Hill
Acting like a low IQ thug, murdering, raping, and stealing was perpetuated by the media and porn?
Amazing.
Ayden Rivera
suffer you fucking nigger suffer and know this pain completely and wholly you fucking bitch
Christopher Sullivan
You know damn well most people do not witness such acts. Its glorified by the media, all the worst parts are removed you stupid faggot. No different than how the middle ages, war or police shows mis represent what the real scenario is like. Try again.
Lucas Parker
She probably wanted your bbc but you were to beta to give it to her.
David Jenkins
>be blackbot >somehow stumble into getting a Discord gf >she ghosts me three weeks later >My heart still hurts even though it's been like 5 months Why do women do this shit? It's evil.
>be tall-german-engineer-bot with aryan looks >finally get a match with azn qt on tinder >go to her profile >says "484km away" >she just moved from Germany to France >i will never stop to get fucked by life >MFW
