Haven't talked to a female in literally a decade

>haven't talked to a female in literally a decade

I-is it still basically the same as talking with a guy only more high pitched and annoying?

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would you like to talk to me on discord user?

are you a girl (girl) or """girl"""" (boy)

and also are you willing to timestamp to verify

I'm a girl(female).
I mean I can but I'd rather not if that's okay. I don't want to turn on the light. I'm going sleepy time soon.

classic trap excuse but since you said you can you may not be a total roastie

Go ahead and timestamp

I'm a girl (male) you can try talking with me hehe

What do I timestamp? Not sure what part of me is both sfw and female identifiable while not breaking r9k rules.

tits (cleavage)

>sfw
R9k is not a safe for work board you fucking newfag. The only sfw boards are in blue theme color.

Maybe this is why no female has wanted to speak with you in over a decade.

>prove ur a girl
>UM EXCUSE ME
weak, dude

Preach brobot

Newfags dont realize we've seen this shit a million times.

Totally real but no face tits or pussy.
Weaksauce version of the Not like this but drunk.

I'm not a fan of this but fine.

I know it's not a sfw board, not a newfag. Just not exactly fond of sharing images of myself, especially revealing ones.

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You should not talk to him now

please be my titcow gf please

Probably not but I'm lonely and could use any sort of conversation to kill the isolation.
He'll realize I'm boring and ghost me like everyone else I've added from r9k.

Why did you post this pic? Are you that desperate for attention?

Conversation, not really attention.
r9k is a pretty shitty place to go for positive attention. Would just go to soc if that's what I wanted.
Just want to talk with people that relate to me on some level.

You could talk to me, fembot. Post your discord.

Yeah, post your discord then.

okay because of trips
post discord

Crisaria#6237

I'm not OP but I'm bored and feel like talking to someone. Send discord here [email protected]

Are you by any chance a weeb? I need a weeb friend in my life. This goes for anyone.

>"Just not exactly fond of sharing images of myself, especially revealing ones."
>shows cleavage to strangers on the internet

You'd need to be blind, deaf and have autism to think anything you've said is genuine.

>Just want to talk with people that relate to me on some level.
you won't find that here, make irl friends.

are you being swamped with discord adds? genuinely curious. A lot of anons like me stay quiet because theres no chance but id like a relateable friend and it seems like femanons for the most part arent as jaded but still share the same interests on this board.

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I am a weeb by some definitions.

I'm sleep deprived, lonely, and I'll never see half of you people in my life. Plus I have the most depressing cleavage I've seen on this board.
And if I could function IRL to the degree where I could make friends, I wouldn't be here.

Quite a few added me. A bit overwhelming because I'm not great with socializing, but doing my best to respond to everyone.

This may have been a mistake.

fuck you thirsty beta orbiters please stop before you embarass yourselves

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Jokes on you I'm a fag

>Quite a few added me.
How thirsty are they?

No one has been too thirsty. One person said they saved the pic. That's as thirsty as it's gotten.
Most have just been friendly.

its weird how these people know nothing about you, yet truly believe you are like wife material or something because you gave them attention.

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>Lumping everyone in
Some people maybe just wanted someone to talk to, she just so happens to be female, so what.

Don't generalize and don't make assumptions, user.

>I-is it still basically the same as talking with a guy only more high pitched and annoying?
as of 2012 it's no longer like that.
every fucking women wants to be treated like a queen

None of them have been making anything out of me being female.
No one is alluding to any prospective romance or lewdness.
It's pretty tame conversation man.

yes except you can't tell what she is really thinking about (most probably nothing as they act on instincts)

He's probably just projecting lmao

how long until you post your amazon wish list and make the betas buy you shit?

Plebbit seems like a really trustworthy source of medical information.