Wifeoid is making me sell the starcar.
Says, it's "just not practical" for us and our 6,000 little gringlings.
Wifeoid is making me sell the starcar
Aaron Smith
Other urls found in this thread:
archive.nyafuu.org
twitter.com
Landon Mitchell
uhmm
Joseph Hughes
Leave the planet. Now.
Joshua Wright
Why?
I live underground in caves. We're not bothering anyone.
Jacob Cook
It's for your own safety.
Gavin Morgan
Has Xur broken past the frontier, Is the armada on their way?
Christopher Price
They are getting close.
I Think we are not found yet, but they are getting close. I can only turn into as one with Earth-chan, but you have that nice thing. Leave.
Henry Anderson
How am I supposed to fit 6,000 little gringlings in that fucking thing.
Why do think I'm trying to get rid of it!!!
Fuck, I only bought it to get zandoy (pussy)
Josiah Morales
But you can rar them! It's a win! I can only trust *the ground*.
And there's nothing wrong with getting some zandoy. No matter what these humans at this board seem to say.
Angel Green
!!ATTENTION!!
This is Xur.
This is the scourge of our universe.
Enslaving planets through lies, deception and force. With his Ko-Dan armada (a brutish and inferior species of humanoid) as his muscle.
If you see any being who bears resemblance to this monster. Beware
Joseph Sanders
shit.
But Wait!. Look! They made an error in scaling themselves:
.
May I, or do You want to convert them into pure zzzsplaaas?
Ian Davis
>And there's nothing wrong with getting some zandoy
Yeah but,my wifeoid was the only griglie I ended up zaxing and she didn't even know I had a starcar when we first zaxed.
Fuck my life!
Cameron Hall
>May I, or do You want to convert them into pure zzzsplaaas?
Not sure if they have the spine juice to understand.
Austin Young
mmm you might be right.
Should we think about this, for another thousand years?
Mason Adams
Lol, my friend, you remind of a human I once knew. He used to refer to me as a," Gung-ho Iguana". That used to make me laugh.
I have long dreamed of fighting a glorious battle against evil and grinding it to zzzsplaaas.
Ok... I'm in. How many can we count on from earth regiments, surely they are aware what dangers befall them.
Cooper Carter
Indeed Iguana is no laughing matter.
Regarding Forces, I'm afraid I know no one, for I have fully absorbed this wonderful Cult Of Neet.
The major Rule of our Cult Of Neet is that
>You shall personally know no one
However, Did you Know, in a Cult Of Neet, these people give you money for doing Nothing? And even more if you have gringlings.
It's a wonderful thing, the Cult Of Neet. I did nothing and I got money. I did more of nothing and got more money. I just keep on getting money for doing nothing.
You absolutely should try my Cult Of Neet, before going to a heroic battle.
Owen Turner
>Indeed Iguana is no laughing matter.
I am of what you would call "reptilian" in origin but, I assure you I'm not one of (((those))) reptilians, blue ones are all zandoys.
See... not blue.
Camden Davis
Of course, of course. So beautiful. We are Us.
>not US but Us
I wouldn't make that mistake ever. I only said that because I felt you might have been insulted by a human, despite you said you laughed at it.
Is it nice to know humans? Asking for a friend of course.
Asher Russell
>Cult Of Neet
This Cult of N..Neet you speak of, are they great in numbers, do they have arms?
How soon can you ready them?
Bentley Rodriguez
>Is it nice to know humans?
They can be quite enjoyable actually, though Ive only met a few... They were honorable creatures and l liked them.
Kevin Cox
You know what, fuck it.
Quads get nudes!!
Mason Clark
Gaha, I have had quads here. I'll show you (yes this is me):
archive.nyafuu.org
Benjamin Rodriguez
Fuck, Ryos damn thee...alright gimme a sec.
Henry Powell
Wtf am I doing with my life.