Male red flags

What's wrong with FPS

>shorter than 6 feet tall
>penis under 6 inches in lenght
>underdeveloped zygomatic bones
>underdeveloped maxila
>negative canthal tilt
>receeding chin
>downward facial growth
>bad facial symmetry
>upper eyelid exposure

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lmao why are these 2 red flags
id be more afraid of art major or some shit like that

What if a male doesn't raise any of those red flags? Would you take the initiative? Or would you just hope you catch his attention?

>don't like anime
>sometimes slip up and say "oy vey" but that's it
>enjoyed doom 2016
>best friend (wife) is a female
>no waifu
>no anime
>dropout
>dropout
>enjoys swamp music both ironically and unironically
>don't particularly like my family but I love my mom
>no exes
>don't drink
>don't smoke
>slept with one woman
Do I pass?

>best friend (wife) is a female
yes obviously since you have a wife.
did you drop out of highschool or college? age?

22, dropped out of high school. Good thing wife's family are millionaires, otherwise I'd be having a really bad time. 16 year old self though it would be a good idea to drop out and be a le epic non-conformist hobo.

sounds like the Bloodborne character creator

Define modern rap? I almost got a 100. Granted I'm already taken by a Jow Forums girl and we're married

Had me until
>STEM major
>business major
These are green flags. The rest make sense though

Lol so you want to date a Quaker?

>keeps making dark jokes (esp if they involve rape or abuse)
>is a manlet
>openly shows his penis online
>hates modern rap
>favourite bands: Tool, Death in June, (insert some new metal from the 00s), Death Grips, Any sort of whiney emo-ish rock music about being a lonely virgin
>vistis Jow Forums or /soc/ or Jow Forums regurally
>tries to be cool and calls himself a chad
>is not caring about his appearence
>is obsessed about my little pony (i mean actually obsessed because i actually liked the show myself and i don't mind it but jesus some of those people make me sick)
>has more than three anime figurines
>doesn't shave at all
>'brruuuuh drugs are baaadzzzzz . . . . its immoral'
>doesn't like kanye
>smokes

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I'll start
>has a list of red flags for men

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>Likes DBZ, Naruto, Or Bleach
>goes on Jow Forums
>wears autism shoes
>No female friends
>Takes wafuism seriously
>main media consumption is anime
>"I hate my family"
>"all of my exes were crazy"
>drinks
>smokes weed
>casual sex
>is clingy with his phone

just a small add
>favourite anime/manga: berserk, goblin slayer, JJBA, any typical shitty shonen or just something overally dark
>unironically goes on about having a waifu
>is obsessive over video games

some of you guys are so picky. For me, the only massive red flag is if a guy doesn't have any social media whatsoever, and minor red flags are I guess drug and alcohol use, no job.

>No female friends
This one is the only true for me
am i a lost cause yet?

if he didn't graduate from an ivy league school then i can't call him daddy ;^)

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Here's mine
>Is overly attractive
>Owns a cat
>Smokes
>Does drugs
>Drinks
>Is overweight
>Watches porn
>Listens to anything other than rock
>Is a NEET
>Is not a virgin
>Wants kids
>Watches anime
>Talks to other women
>Calls other men "dudes"

>Plays FPS
maybe your fortnite fag

>is Overwatch FPS?
>What exactly do you consider "taking waifuism seriously"?
>yes, my mostly watch anime, but I hardly ever consume any media
>Econ major
>What do you consider in "drinks"?

no,not really.
on a scale of 1 to 10 of sincerity, anything past 4.
drinking at all.

Underrated, heres a (you)

>STEM major
>has an ex, let alone exes
Doubtful.

>any qualities that aren't the same as mine
good luck champ

>Likes DBZ, Naruto, Or Bleach
dont watch anime
>Uses internet/Jow Forums slang and memes in regular conversation
only when joking around with friends
>Plays FPS
rarely
>No female friends
yeah...
>Takes wafuism seriously
mentall ilness
>main media consumption is anime
no
>STEM major
no
>business major
gonna be, hopefully
>Unrionically enjoys modern rap
no
>"I hate my family"
no
>"all of my exes were crazy"
dont have exes
>drinks
no
>smokes
no
>slept with more than 3 women
lol

am i good enough for you?

>is Overwatch FPS?
>no, not really
Are you guys fucking retarded? Its a first person game where you shoot things of course its a fps dumbasses.

>STEM major
>business major
honestly just commit suicide you stupid fucking bitch

What kind of guy do you like then?

>Is not a virgin
Lel. How is this a red flag for a guy?

You sound crazy
Orig

Fembot here forgot to say
Under 6ft tall
Dick under 6.5
No job
Makes under 60k a year
Lives with parents

Ill start:
>Likes DBZ, Naruto, Or Bleach
No anime is trash
>Uses internet/Jow Forums slang and memes in regular conversation
I don't have "regular conversations" lmao
>Plays FPS
not really anymore
>No female friends
I don't even have male friends
>Takes wafuism seriously
No anime is trash
>main media consumption is anime
nope
>STEM major
nope
>business major
nope
>Unrionically enjoys modern rap
Nope
>"I hate my family"
Kinda but because my father was never here so I dont really have a "conventional family"
>"all of my exes were crazy"
Lmao no ex
>drinks
Yeah
>smokes
nope
>slept with more than 3 wome
Ahahahaha none

sensitive, gentle, cuddly guys are my weakness. bonus if they're tall, but not required

>Likes xxx lil peep suicide boys and ghostemane
I'd gladly take a boyfriend like that.

>>No female friends
>>Takes wafuism seriously
>>"all of my exes were crazy"
The rest are debatable, but these are the reddest of red flags.

If you're nerdy and like video games, it's not a huge red flag. Suspicion arises when you're somewhat normie and regularly spend time around women but haven't managed to befriend a single one.

Agree with these:

>Uses internet/Jow Forums slang and memes in regular conversation
>Takes waifuism seriously
>Unrionically enjoys modern rap
>"I hate my family"
>"all of my exes were crazy"
>smokes

But some of the things you listed are green flags:
>STEM major
>business major

The rest aren't a big deal.

Thanks you made me feel good

Np.
Originall

The fact that red flags exist for either gender is a sign of how superficial this world has become.
You should all be ashamed. You nitpick over the stupidest shit.
That being said, my perfect girl is one who plays a versatile instrument. One that can cover a wide variety of genres.

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>Likes DBZ, Naruto, Or Bleach
More of a one piece kinda guy
>Uses internet/Jow Forums slang and memes in regular conversation
nope
>Plays FPS
nope
>No female friends
have those
>Takes wafuism seriously
that shit is gross
>main media consumption is anime
Just because I would rather watch Lupin than some shitty sitcom doesn't make me less of a person
Also I am a character artist, so take that as you will...
>STEM major
nope
>business major
nope
>Unrionically enjoys modern rap
nope
>"I hate my family"
nope
>"all of my exes were crazy"
nope
>drinks
nope
>smokes
nope
>slept with more than 3 women
nope

How we looking?>

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you'll make it out, user
anime isn't a big red flag anyways

>overly flirty with girls online
>doesn't put minimal effort into dressing well, wears graphic tees and ill-fitting jeans, etc.
>bad hygiene
>lives at home AND doesn't clean up after himself, his mom does his laundry, etc.
>impulsive spending habits, doesn't save money
>weed or cigarettes, drinks more than occasionally, any hard drugs
>doesn't hide his power level in public
>main hobby is video games*
*not an instant deal-breaker but it's a potential sign of low work ethic. Depends on how often you play and if you're playing video games instead of taking care of basic responsibilities. If everything else is in order I won't hold this against you.

Basically I don't care what you do in private, I just want a partner who can present himself like a normal human being in public.

but those all meet my criteria for a female green flag.

Fucking based and redpilled to the max

i definitely would too desu

The Im alone but my cat loves me threads are back I see

True Red Flags
>Likes DBZ, Naruto, Or Bleach
>Takes wafuism seriously
>main media consumption is anime
>"I hate my family"
>"all of my exes were crazy"

Neutral/Yellow Flags
>Uses internet/Jow Forums slang and memes in regular conversation
>Plays FPS
>STEM major
>business major

Green Flags
>Unrionically enjoys modern rap
>drinks
>smokes
>slept with more than 3 women

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Just call me chad
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I pass all of them except drinking.

I dont think youre much of a man if you cant enjoy a nice dark stout.

However im fat and ugly so it doesnt really matter what i pass or don't pass