What gives you the weirdest boner?

>Hell I've gone out in public with DD's
user I'm really gonna need a greentext on this, pretty please.

Fucking pumpkins, I got a story for that

>be me at age 14
>parents leave for church while I'm sick
>told to stay on the couch
>boner.PNG
>starts jerking off
>looks at the pumpkin decorations since it was 3 weeks before Halloween
>I now have a fetish for pumpkins

Not really greentext worthy. I can tell you about it over discord if you'd like

Come on, you're really gonna bring that up and not delve on it? Oh well I don't like using discord so just forget I said anything.

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This is now a Busty Boy General

Fair. I don't see why I couldn't post it here, you're welcome to ask whatever

Basically I went out of town with some fake breasts so there was no chance of someone I know seeing me. It was a lot of fun though, I made sure that I was big enough to notice so I stuck out like a sore thumb. I spent my time going to malls, random nerd stores and of course bra stores. The women were always helpful, some I told they were natural, others I said they were implants. The one I told were implants helped me a lot actually with fitting and what bras would help. I understand what it's like to be a busty woman now though because I saw almost everyone's eyes dart down and back up. Had a bit of fun at the hotel pool and got a few drinks at a bar. What else do you want to know?

Where did you get your fake breasts or did you make them yourself? And what was your favorite reaction anyone had seeing them? This is really good thanks so much for sharing.

Home made actually, rice in pantihose. In a bra they look real. And my favorite was probably when some girls said "Jesus he's bigger than me" behind my back

Have you ever done this again? Or have you worn them again just for fun? Does it feel good when you squeeze them yourself?
>when some girls said "Jesus he's bigger than me" behind my back
>mfw

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I'm planning on it soon enough, I've been getting the itch to walk around with my heaving chest for everyone to see. And I wear them around in general, it feels almost normal. And I can only really feel them when I'm high

Is anyone you know aware that you do this or do you keep it completely private? Have you ever let anyone grope you?

No not even my girlfriend knows, but I do fantasize about surprising them all with implants. And one of the guys at the bar did and asked "how big are these melons?"

How did it feel when he did that? Did it upset you or did you like it?

>DD
doctor of divinity? darling daughter? damage dealer?

I laughed it off and smacked his hand away before he could get a good feel. Got a free drink out of it though for answering his question though

Sounds like you really made the most out of having those big things around. Thanks for discussing all of this, rare to ever find someone actually willing to go out and try doing all this. Hopefully your girlfriend does end up liking the idea if you ever do show her.

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I'm willing to answer whatever you want to know, I love talking about it but I never get the chance

I don't really have many other questions in mind, though I am curious what got you into wanting to do this in the first place. Did you just always have this fetish or did it develop from something?

At first I thought it was a cross dressing fetish but I found out that all I really wanted was the boobs. It's the fact that I'm so different from others that gets me off. People trying to treat me normal even though I have massive udders hanging off my chest. Having my life be permanently different because of them. Having to put on a bra every day, worry about things I never would have to. I also remember when I was younger having it, I can specifically remember my mom walking in when I had balloons down my shirt

What's your biggest fantasy involving being busty? Or did you end up already having done it the last time you went out with it?

I think it's mostly just the existence for me. The knowledge that my life is irreparably changed. Going to the pool and being sent away because I need a bikini top. Picking up more and more girl tops because they fit better. Complaining about them with other female coworkers. Also people talking about them, asking questions, putting all the focus on my breasts.

Have you ever done anything to induce growing breasts? What's your thoughts on lactation?

This movie. And it's not the fairies if you get my drift.

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I'm a go big or go home kind of guy. Either I get full pert breasts or I don't do it at all. If I did want to take the plunge I'd either do implants or Bovine ovary. And I like lactation in general but not for men

Oh so what would your ideal size be to have?

Double D easy. Right at the size that normies consider big. Bras would be juuust hard enough to properly find. Plus DD rolls off the tongue

Did you ever accidentally bump into things while wearing your DDs? How was it like getting accustomed to having two melons right under your chin?

A wall here and there, they get in the way a lot though. Pressing my arms away when I use a controller and such.

Ever since I had a dream about sucking on a guys huge tits as a kid this has been my fetish
Weird as I don't find guys attractive irl I just love breasts and not moobs or trap hormone tits I mean great big milky tits regardless of speices or gender
God damn breast fetish yet I'm still a virgin reeeeee
Also what's the deal with gynomastia (male) irl it's a mindfuck why can men lactate? So many questions God the human body is weird and not a CD or anything I'm straight any other boobie bros know this feel? I don't even want tits I just want someone else's tits in my faceee

That sounds like fun, is it a nice feeling having things brush up against you like that?
Boobs are love, boobs are life. I like busy boys but also love big milky tits on girls just as much. I've actually been fortunate enough to have sucked on a pair before but that's only made me lust for them even more. If you put boobs on just about anything I would probably end up liking it.

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Psychologically yes, knowing that I'm larger than I should be

Ah okay and have you ever experienced a sort of phantom limb with them before? You did say you wear your breasts a lot, right?

Mostly on the weekend and I need to be high for it.

Have you had any surreal experiences involving that?

Not really, I was baked out of my mind and listening to of Montreal and sort of got transported once but that's about it

decapitation
end my fucking life please

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What about breast forms? Real ones? I've been seriously considering springing a few hundred bucks for the really soft, realistic ones

So do you consider yourself straight, or how far would you go with another guy?

Man I've been considering that too but I haven't really pulled the trigger
I've always considered myself pan. And if I was single I'd probably get fucked

I'll share my "transportation" in a minute though, it involved me being a stripper

user please come back, we need that story.

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I'm just at work, I'll post it don't worry

>Be me, baked out of my mind off edibles
>Lay down in bed and put on headphones, fake breasts firmly against my chest
>put on some of Montreal and start drifting off
>I see myself in front of a mirror, softly painted up. Not a ton of make-up, just enough to bring out my face
>my arm lightly touches my chest, I jolt and look down
>two perfectly round breasts sit comfortably in a frilly pink and black bra
>Right, the boss ordered me to get these
>He doesn't care about my life outside of the club, I'm his doll to dress up
>I stand up, chest bouncing in the mirror. A girl passes by me and slaps my ass, it too covered in frilly pink and black underwear
>I look myself over, completely hairless but still obviously male, my bulge at least gives that away.

There's some of it. More?

Yes please more, this sounds very promising already.

Getting findomed by ecelebs

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When girls have a very slight, barely noticeable squint, it drives me so crazy I can't even explain

>Walk towards the pink curtain in front of me, still not used to my new breasts, the bouncing was distracting
>I keep looking down and micromanaging the bra they were in, my areola kept peeking out from the top
>Reach the curtain and take a deep breath. I slowly walk out with an embarrassed smile plastered over my face
>It was a long pink and black runway with a poll at the end. Couldn't see anything past that, was a haze of smoke and darkness
>I start hearing cheers as I make my way down, my hands on my hips and taking exaggerated steps so my chest would bounce
>Move my hands over my body, focusing on my breasts here and there, teasing that I would pull them out
>Finally reach the pole and start slutting it up
>Dance along to the music, had to keep my hands moving or they'd find their way to my cock
>Bills start getting tossed towards me, was focusing on not having a panic attack
>Finally stop teasing and take my bra off, it takes a minute because I'm still not used to doing it
>Continue the routine, eventually falling on my ass
>Start to lose myself, one hand won't leave my breast, the other won't leave my dick
>I was gone, enjoying the ecstasy of the moment
>Finally wake up and rub one out

That's pretty much how it went

Holy shit user you have to get someone to help you indulge in something like this because that story was hot as hell. I wish I knew where to find boob obsessed boys like you. Must have been a great fap afterwards huh?

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Add me on discord, I'd love to keep talking about it. Ash 3984