Is anyone willing to be my e-bf? No weird shit, no pedos just a genuine guy. My standards aren't high

Is anyone willing to be my e-bf? No weird shit, no pedos just a genuine guy. My standards aren't high

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ravenous#0941

I will!

you're my gf now.

yeah sure, but can we be friends at least instead at least first?

I have abs and a fine collection of scotches, no bottles under $45 (the cheap shit is for guests who cannot appreciate scotch).

I own my own company (llc) too.

Well if your standards aren't high then you can't be that good yourself

>asking for rando 4chaners to be bf
girl yyou need seomething better

>internet relationship
Is there a bigger waste of time and effort in the world? Yeah, let's engage in a relationship where you get all of the benefits of having a gf without any of the obligations. Stupid cunt. GET THE FUCK OUT!

Sorry, I'd rather stay friends. You're like a sister to me. I know you'll find the right guy eventually

If I could ask for random Jow Forums gf I would

No, online dating is a meme unless we live in the same state

What is this? Runescape?

man, pls stop

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assuming it's not bait, what do you want with an e-bf?

What does being an e-bf consist of?

Aggressive but okay

Sure discord?

Get out of here u chad

Thanks

People have dissapointed me beyond repair. At least people here have similar experiences.

Cool with that

i'm down to talk, skittles#2640

Just chat and dknt feel this fucking lonely. Someone to play crappy vidya with. Maybe share stories. Nothing much just the comfort of having someone

Much like being an e friend I guess

>Chad.
I wish. Even when women find these things out about me, they still have no interest in me.

What do you look like? What are you like?

>girl yyou need seomething better
>girl yyou
>girl
user i...

well i don't know about being an e-bf. It has connotations of exclusivity, which I don't really like for a relationship where I'd never see you in person. How about we talk when I'm out of work today though?

liima#7673

When ghosts you, make a thread. It's going to happen, assuming this isn't bait.

Nomie here, i always wanted a low self esteem gf to care for, that shit is hot and cute af.

What kind of games do you play? I mostly play fighting games.

>girls in the past are not impressed by your extensive liquor collection and your business

then stop mentioning them in your opening line? You'd think a business owner would eventually stop selling things that people ain't buying

Sure
Just post a discord server and ill join

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only if u go to uss

How? That's pretty good,i mean what you do

Dark hair dark eyes tall and skinny pale skin good enough for you. I like literature and arts. Some other stuff but I'm too lazy to type them
under construction #6152

They're not, but eventually, 'What do you do for a living?' comes up in any conversation with new people.

i own an LLC as a side gig, it seems to impress the girls in my town a little. Then again, impressing girls in my town is a small feat

Sure discord?
corbus#9058

I'm okay with that, not actually looking for a relationship just consistent people to talk to.
>tfw I want to be friendzoned

How tall, desu original comment

I mean you had the courage to actually do something your life. That's actually nicer than it seems but people don't appreciate it. You could give me your discord if you want a friend. I don't necessarily want a bf.

175cm

Prove you're actually female (female)
DISCORD?

you've already added me, like i said before, i'll chat you up more when i finish with my day job.

under construction #6152

Sorry that I'm dumb desu. Looking forward to it user

this person claims to be under 18, can some one please ban them and every other sub 18 person.

oh no is this one of those

>lol lets do lewd vc
>buy me stuff
>*refuses to buy her stuff*
>this is her older brother speaking, what are you doing lewding with my underage sister?

I'm an only child and legal to many states!

If you post your pic I will decide if I like you

i wouldn't know and don't care, I just add people to have conversations with(it should be implied because this site is 18+) no lewd stuff was brought up, would copy and paste the convo but i already exited it.

first only time this happened to me, the "girl" said she was an only child too.

she also told me, after i wouldn't get lewd with her, that her parents were abusive and starving her and not letting her attend school, and wanted an amazon giftcard to buy food on amazon. I ended up calling DCF, and had to embarrass myself telling DCF it was a scam after the "brother" got on to harrass me.

Can you timestamp so we know you're a woman?This shithole is full of traps and larpers lately.Or you can do it over disc.

This, if you would post atleast a pic of your body then people would want to talk to you

don't fall into this trap femanon. Respectable guys wouldn't want to date a girl who posts pictures of her body where anons can hoard them.

Women are always sly and try to manipulate us during NoNutNovember. Stay strong my brethren!

You're all my gf now.

You're a fucking guy and we all know it.

Sure,Ill talk with you and play crappy vidya with you,spending time with someone is coolio

Takeshi Bakazato#3653

Would anyone date an asexual dude? Im curious how relationships work

Id date you if you really were asexual and ok with an open relationship

Open relationships is just sex right? Dont want to get used or something.

>Just want a fembot with daddy issues to love

If its just sex then i might be down, but i dont know if i want to post my discord on this board full of losers