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Easton Harris
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Jaxon White
Canadian Trump, through and through, including the media push for him. Fuck capitalism and the predictability of this shitty system.
William Parker
>Canadian Trump,
Andrew Phillips
that's a big yikes from me,,, user
Kevin Rodriguez
yep, smart people like you are just above politics
Alexander Wood
>shitty opportunist pandering to reactionaries
>constantly making bombastic statements for attention
>worships capitalism
>denies global warming
>sues people for making fun of him
>subscribes to dumbshit conspiracies(trump is an asbestos truther, peterson thinks cultural marxism is a thing that exists)
>pathetically tries to paint an alpha male portrait
Jacob Moore
sauce for him denying climate change and sueing people for making fun of him?
anyway, the point of this thread is to create funny captions for the template image
James Wilson
>cultural marxism is a conspiracy theory
Yeah I bet you would like people to think that, wouldn't you. Dumb leftist shitstain. Your contemporaries are out right now in the streets announcing their plans and you get paid money to cover up that forest fire. Scratch that, you do it for free.
Jose Peterson
Peterson was peddling PragerU climate science videos
thestranger.com
and suing people for critizing him
theglobeandmail.com
boingboing.net
Ryan Moore
Can you define cultural marxism for me real quick?
Easton Ross
Yeah yeah. I know what you're going to do. You're going to use the usual "t-that's not REAL marxism'. Do you know how many times I've argued with you shitstains and seen this before? You people are so goddamn predictable. Like robots. Like NPCs. I click on you and you say the same thing over and over again with the same programming. It never changes. It's like a fractal reality you live in, a recursive one.
Jason Nguyen
Everyone says your shit stinks and you deny it with no evidence and they keep saying your shit stinks, why haven't you been able to prove that your shit does not stink?
Jackson Powell
I don't wanna do gotchas on you moron. I want you to define cultural marxism. Typically marxism is associated with an economic theory of equality and abolishment of class and profit. I wanna know how you explain cultural marxism and how do you reconcile it without admitting capitalism is flawed.
Julian Green
>Everyone
Who's everyone? What are you talking about you automaton?
>why haven't you been able to prove that your shit does not stink?
Your shit stinks, and has stinked for a long time, but you people are the ones saying it is not actually shit, but feces. Which is totally different. Naturally this agitates people with an IQ above your room-temperature one.
Adrian Cruz
He had some credible stiff to say but seems his 5 minutes off fame is over and he's turning into a boomer conservative peddling dumb shit like climate denial for prageru and continuously pointing at the post modernist cultural MARXIST boogeyman even though marxism and post modernism are incompatible.
Angel Morris
No, you precisely want me to define something, so you can pick it apart and make a strawman out of it. Cultural marxism is Marxism for cultures. Zero sum end game that means whites (aka rich people) will always be on top and non-whites and jews (aka proletariat) will always be on bottom. Class theory. Same useless, venomous shit you learned when you first picked up the communist manifesto at age 15, two or three years ago, applied to race. It's all the same shit and you people are acting like it's totally different, a made up figment of imagination. And with the other hand, a megaphone promoting it. Like the weasels you are.
Luis Gutierrez
Huh? The analogy is pretty clear, as is your lack of caring about it, I guess.
Nathaniel Fisher
You are like a bar of soap in prison. Too slippery to pick up. If you held honest beliefs you would be willing to explain exactly what you mean. Fact is "cultural marxism" is an incoherent string of words uttered by braindead reactionaries in exchange for an emotional response. You don't know what it means. Nobody does because it's not a real fucking thing. Imagine if I went around saying conservative hitlerism. Everyone would be calling me retarded and for good reason. You're getting away with it because you're a part of a reactionary echo chamber and also too stupid to figure it out.
Jason Long
Whew lad. Now thats a hot take.
Daniel Allen
both of you faggots forget about this "cultural marxism" bullshit. start your argument from something more concrete; find some god damn common ground!
what do you each stand for? what are you trying to do?
Cameron Thompson
He literally just defined it
Dominic Taylor
the word reactionary is so cringe because it implies that its not like almost every single political movement is a reaction to another
Alexander Rodriguez
He said the most vague and surface level shit like these dipshits always do. I want you to concretely define what cultural marxism is and why it's a bad thing. And why you're even calling it marxism.
Joseph Reyes
Reactionary is a person opposed to social and economic change and a return to the status quo.
Jaxson Wood
Even more retarded of a concept, everything is in a state of perpetual change including societies there is no ultimate status quo to fall back on. It also doesnt serve as a good insult because theres nothing inherently good or bad about wanting things to stay the same, its a very unnuanced concept
Technically anyone could be considered a reactionary on a political level because some left wing concepts are status quo and some other concepts too.
Ethan Harris
american college-eduacated leftists are ideologues with no critical thinking skills
they should be purged like their idols did to the kulaks
Julian Allen
They make good consumers at least
Gabriel Campbell
Why would a bar of soap in prison be anymore slippery than a bar of soap elsewhere?
Lincoln Clark
>Peterson
>Trump-like in any way