24 DUMBASSES ENTER A DEATH ARENA (Round 1)
Welcome to a brand new beginning, you sorry shits! We are going to War! So grab whatever part of you is least valuable. And hang on for dear life!
>Will boost up to 36 if needed
Post a name and a picture for your tribute. 3 tributes per ID!
cool cat
mokou
Spook man
Boss
clownpiss
Suz
Kopaka
Jack Frost
Doggo of Excavation
Frank Castle
UUUU
Alice
ExDeath
best gril
Garfield
The Veteran
Mad Cat
legal age bear
Duck Neck’em
Junk-o
Tweaky Dave
kotori
Paste
Ziggy Sawdust
The Tributes are assembled and are ready to stop on the battlefield.
Simply say the word, And we'll have the bloodshed begin!
LET'S GO!
do it nigger
kill them all
yee
Doggo, go!
Do it
THE BLOODBATH
It's only the start, and Kopaka is already on fire! Look at him go! Wow!
Animal abuse! ANIMAL ABUSE!
It begins
>Day 1
>Ziggy questions his sanity
So do I, man. So do I.
Paste. That's a little gay. Slightly gay. And no, that's not okay.
NNOOOOO DOGGO
IT WAS TOO SOON
You'd think with a War code, the deaths would be never ending, but...
Is it on Very High?
>Night 1
Wow. For a war code. There's not really the essential thing that happens in a war. Killing.
I swear this is on the highest death rate, right? I think...?
>Day 2
Well you know. Silver lining. At least we're having one death on SOME slides?
...Jesus Christ.
it is.
mine's not dead yet this is unironically a record
The Veteran will return
>let into Clownpiece's Shelter
I mean, I don't trust that little brat.
Well, fug
>Night 2
It's kind of funny how most of the deaths aren't even happening from war related things.
Just sort of natural causes. Like dying of thirst for example. please.
THE VETERAN CONTINUES HIS ONSLAUGHT
I mean, most people don’t die of actual gunfire itself nowadays, it’s always a higher count from disease. Been like that since the Japs btfo Russia
I nominate Smash Mouth
>Day 3
"Very High Death Rate"
You're lying to me, Website. Shut your lying whore mouth right now.
I-
I think you're just a tad bit too late.
Screaming on the inside
I nominate Ness
Jeez, you're slow. By like, a mile.
>Night 3
Okay well. That's a little bit better in terms of the death. Keep that up!
May be Best Gril but she's not Best Tribut
I nominate Pipimi
how do i fire?????????????
Fear the Thin Plank of Wood
>Day 4
Welcome to a brand new episode of "EVERYONE FUCKING HATES JUNK-O!".
Truly the best show to air in a long while I do believe.
Ziggy and The Vet
This is glorious
Progress is being made.
>Lt. The Veteran ain’t got no legs
Huh, wonder how that happened
>Night 4
Back to a little bit of calm. Aside from you know. That one guy.
Sorry, one guy. That's what you get for being gay earlier.
Goodnight sweet Paste
>Day 5
The irony of dying from a way of choking. Come on. Give me a break, Code.
Also pits are pretty sucky, huh?
DAMN YOU, PRIVATE GUMP.
I WANTED TO DIE A DAMN HERO.
My how there are few changes
>Night 5
PITS ARE PRETTY SUCKY, HUH?
Also Ziggy goes boom. At least the deaths are picking up just a taaad bit?
WOW I JUST GOT FLIPPED THE FUCK AROUND
F
- - The Feast - -
You hungry for death, guys? No? Good. BECAUSE THERE'S NOT A LOT TO GO AROUND.
zzz
Just for one day...
>Day 6
Aaaaand now there's no deaths at all! Which bothers me.
Not a lot of WAR going on, you know?
It's comforting to think of death as just... A super long sleeping session.
>Night 6
RANDOM 'NADE. TAKE COVER.
Or just throw it back. you know. That works just as well.
It's not fair, I could survive a landmine...
Kek
>Day 7
May be a lucky number. Not so lucky for a poor Tribute, though.
We're getting closer and closer to a victor. Oh man I'm shaking in my boots.
Should I skip the boring days where no one dies?
Y/N?
THE VETERAN IS IN HIS NATURAL HABITAT
no
N
Nah
>Night 7
We're in this for the long haul then. So let's just sit tight and wait patiently!
We'll be waiting awhile.
O-Oh...
Alright...
>Day 8
Well I guess now is the time to engage in conversation.
How are you guys this fine night? Or evening. Or afternoon?
And then there were the same amount of tributes...
>dun dun dun
Good
I'm doing fine. Thank you very much.
>Night 8
You know... I try my best with everything. And then THIS goes happening.
Blue: 4 wins
Red: 0 wins
Keep track, everyone. I go more and more insane every day.
Blue Wins: 4
Red Wins: 0
Tribute Placements.
Round 2 is coming right up! Just let Blue set up the next game and he'll be right with you.
Hang on, Where's my cyanide...
Thanks for hosting
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