How did humanity come up with blowjobs? Who was the first man who thought

One thing I've never understood was women claiming that they were orally-raped. If you didn't want that dick in between your teeth, you could have bit it off. You could have held it hostage. As soon as his dick was in front of your face, you had all the power in the room.

It's better when she doesn't want it, but accept anyway.

they actually mean they had a pretty bad time sucking that dick.

Yeah, cause getting beaten to death instead of just raped is a great idea

at what age do girls usually suck their first dick? am i too late to date a girl with untainted lips at 20?

>20
user, I think at this point if she only sucked cock you may consider it a catch

He can beat you. He could beat you, anyway. But he can't get his dick back.

Is deepthroating a grill only possible if you have one of these large cocks that never get truly hard and easily bend? I'm average in length but my cock gets diamonds hard and stands fully upright, I probably couldn't get it past the gland

I was 18, most were younger.
Aime for jailbait and groom until legal.

And if he does beat you while he's bleeding out from a bit-off dick, he's not going to swing as hard or as long.

A man would get extremely violent if he got his cock bitten/sliced, I know I would. Plus, most IRL rapes aren't meme porn ones where the girls awkwardly struggle throughout the whole thing, usually a man simply threatens violence and demands cooperation

how about asian girls? there is this cute asian girl i am infatuated with in class a class i have right now, she has glasses and long straight hair. She looks nerdy too but skinny. I sure hope she is not a cock gobbling whore.

There's a major artery running through the penis. Bit through it, and he's done.

I never knew any Asian girls.
I hear they're better at hiding their slutty ways, but I can't be certain.
If she's too good at heavy petting, be suspicious, awkwardness is to be expected for a first timer.

>asian girls in white countries
She looks nerdy to attract the CHAD

Pretty much, diamond hard is difficult to get down the throat and is pretty painful unlike a chubby slinky

Asian girls value prosperity and future happiness over any momentary enjoyment. But they can be ruthless. If you're the best provider they can have, they'll stay with you.

>valuing your own life

It would actually behard to amputee a dick with your teeth it's possible but it would take alot of work, wouldn't be as easy as just snapping your mouth.

one would hope, but if she already eschews tradition to fuck white guys who knows what else she'll stray from.

The artery isn't buried under a lot of meat. You don't have to bite it off. You only have to sever the artery. He's probably going to box your ears pretty badly while you're working to get to that artery, but once you hit it, he's done.

Fucking white guys isn't eschewing tradition, in America or Europe, because white guys hold most of the potential for success in those regions. If you go to Asia to get one, without the promise of bringing her back, don't expect much. If you meet a girl in Asia, aren't rich, and say, "I want to live here, get a job here, and marry you," she'll laugh.

I saw that vid of that woman biting a dick off when I was 12, and I fear that I can't ever become sexually active because I have a phobia of bjs and I'd probably be weird even without the other problems.

Asian girls are usually not slutty i think but they are stupid and fall madly in love with their boyfriends.
If she has had a bf it is likely he has convinced her do all sorts of kinky slutty things.

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>Girls bodies just looked tasty to me
this

lol what

im 31, been on the internet since 1996, and ive never once seen this video you're talking about

Chad is attracted to nerdy girls over stacies?
Nice troll user.
those gold digger asian girls in asian countries probably wouldnt marry the guy but they would date him probably since he is exotic and rare and has a big dick.

Watch as this chimp mouth rapes a frog, OP. It happens in the animal kingdom. It has been happening before people were people.
youtube.com/watch?v=qVE60zwXx1k

Yhivi piano shoot detect.

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Well, OP it's been passed on from daddy to son for generations. Let this video explain:
youtube.com/watch?v=nkJ8BzbCspI

The amount of time spent on the Internet =/= places you spend it in.

Was literally just about to post this. Never underestimate animal's ingenuity to find ways to get off

Holy shit how old is this girl?

>Chad is attracted to nerdy girls over stacies?
Yes they are you stupid fag? Chads want to defile virginal girls as much as anyone

why do you have to make no fap november so hard i fucking hate you right now, saved though.

give in origi

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you know that puts forward an interesting question

what was first, the male who decided to put his cock inside a mouth or the male/female who decided to suck a cock

I'm thinking the latter

How can your dick bend like that if youre supposed to be hard

> dem pendulum balls
My sides.

Any position where there throat is in a straight line will make it easier. Like lying on their back with their head tilted over the side. Don't lose hope

>doesn't have fat hangers full of manjuice
>his soitesties sheepishly retract during sex

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the guy above you's joke was more accurate and funny

fucking white guys stop taking our girls!!!!! AAAAHHHHH fuckng shit fuck stop.

How do you convince gf to do slutty things like this?

>if I stick it in her cunt she gets pregnant but if I stick it in her mouth which feels similar she wont
Wow true mystery

>Woman in on her period
>Don't want bloody dick
>Ass is a no because it has shit in it.
>Mouth is good because it's clean unlike the ass

Oral sex

The distance between balls and tge rest of your body depends on outside temperature. Sperm can only torm in a narrow range of temperature, and temperature inside your body is too high. Therefore, balls are located outside to cool down. However, if tglhe air is too cold the ballsack shrinks so testicles can be warmed by body heat. Tge fact that the dude's balls act like a flail is an indication that it's warm or hot in whichever place they are filming it.
Fun fact: ancient Japanese used scalding hot water as sort of birth control. They'd get a barrel of extra hot water until they are literally red. It would overheat the sperm making it invirile.

>how about asian girls?
>Aime for jailbait and groom until legal.

this requires sauce

I've never cared for them much but it does seem nice to see a girl look up at you so sweetly.

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What the fuck

HE IS PEEING FROM HIS BALLS

the dimensions were needlessly large

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