Frog and Feels Tavern

I have never heard of that shot, thank you. These new fancy shots are not my specialty.

Moderation is the key in life and all things, but if you already are talking with the girl, that means she already has some interest in you. watch the body language and the overall tone and eye contact. Interested people will open their shoulders and face you with utmost attention.

Youll do fine user. Thank you.

You said give me the strongest. Everclear is 95%, and that is a decent vodka.

Here you are user, one whiskey. Happy Birthday to Godzilla-san
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Thanks, barkeep, Your Tavern is the best in town, peak /comfy/

Hey Barkeep.
Could use some Strongwine. Just gonna switch the channel real quick.
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Love this show

Thanks friend, I enjoy them as much as you do! Its nice to see new faces.

No problem, this remote changes that TV over there. We have some wine specials today. The boss wont mind if I ring this up under specials. How's it going tonight?

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I want a glass of water. Is nofap that great If i want to have sex?

here you go user, on the house!

Nofap can be good to re-sensitize things. You are used to fapping a certain way, and this can dampen things. The vagoo is a light touch and is not a death grip like your hand

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Get me some cold water, slave

Very cozy thread user. I have no whiskey and actually no drugs at all besides my nicotine gum (I'm out of cigs but I want more nic) I'm making perogies and springrolls. I had a really good chat earlier with an user who gave me good advice. Earlier today though, the girl I'm orbiting didn't show up for classes and my other friend didn't respond to my messages. No one has texted me in weeks...I got perogies and springrolls on the way so it's not too bad.
Oh hey also, top 5 boozes anons!
>Good ale
>Good wine
>Good whiskey
>"Good" absinthe
>Four lokos (fuck you)

GEt out. I am no ones slave

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Gin and Tonic, kind barkeep.

Just feeling lonely. I'm in my 30s, with nothing better to do on a Friday night than sit my in front of my computer, drinking, playing video games, and lurking Jow Forums all night. Online dating has been mostly a bust, and I don't even know where I would go to meet someone in person.

Eh, maybe this is fate, although it's probably really just my circumstances and personality.

AH nice, springrolls sound quite delicious! Sorry no one has contacted you, but that happens sometimes. They are not worth your time if they do not speak to you. I plan to make some drunken venison spaghetti when I get done with my shift.

I know the feels friend. I am 25 and sitting in front of mine drinking. Dating online is a shitfest and it is not even comfy at all. its unnatural and awful. I have no advice to give other than find a meetup.com thing that you share interests with?

Whatever you have on draft.

At some shitty hotel because I'm a wageslave. The hotel is near train tracks and the train comes by and wakes me every hour or so. I can't sleep here. Fuck.

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Gonna switch up the Jukebox with a song from one of the most deeply affecting films Ive seen this year, Luca Guadagninos SUSPiRiA.

youtu.be/BTZl9KMjbrU

Coming up friend, only available in this state. Best beer around.

I work a second job when not bar keeping at the frog and feels in a hotel. It doesnt hurt to call to the front desk to ask for some earplugs. Oftentimes the desk keeps some there. The life of the traveling businessman/wagie is comfy, but also draining it would seem.

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I must be off lads, have a good night. Thanks for running an awesome tavern, Barkeepbro

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I have ear plugs in. Normally that would do it, but the train is literally right next door and it honks its horn like seven times as it passes because of the intersection.

Not sure how I Feel about this track, friend. On the one hand it is hauntingly beautiful and sad in a way, yet it also comes across as pretentious to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=HG86XKaNj0Y
*sips more bourbon from the shefl*
Ahhhh

Anytime friend! Remember you are always welcome here.

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It's going great tonight Barkeep. Little worn out from work, not that it's hard. But incredibly boring. Advanced Boring. Kind of grates on the mind. Thanks for the wine. How is the bar today?

>drunken venison spaghetti
incredible taste
pro-tip from experience: try to cook up the venison in wine or at least wine-heavy-teriyaki, it goes well with booze flavours and it helps you get drunker. this also works very well with veal.

The music is great, that movie looks too scary for me though.

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Who puts a fucking hotel near the train tracks? How cheap is it and how many bedbugs are you sleeping with tonight?

Work gets us all, friend. Thanks for stopping in. My other job is also that way. Every night is exactly the same; its comfy, but grating. The bar is slower than I expected on a saturday, but I am thankful for those who have stopped by.

nah, the meat must go into sauce. I fry it in a bit of olive oil, seasoned with salt, pepper, and sauteed onion. Then the onion and meat go into a canned saude that gets seasoned up heavily. Its 10/10, the deer here eat corn like the cows so they are extra tasty.

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I'll have an ale, thanks
another wasted week
nothing interests me anymore and I need to dissociate myself from reality regularly with drugs and alcohol
maybe one day I'll be able to figure it out

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FUCK
I BURNT MY FUCKING SPRINGROLL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Who puts a fucking hotel near the train tracks? How cheap is it and how many bedbugs are you sleeping with tonight?
It's a bed and breakfast, it seems pretty clean. I sleep in a sleeping bag though, like a super thin one that I travel with, for that exact reason.

I'm in the middle of nowhere doing industrial work. It's shit. I'm going to call my boss in the morning and see about going someplace nicer.

It's going to be so shitty being that tired tomorrow. I should try to fall asleep again.

Good way of describing the movie, though I fully bought into the pretension and loved it all the more for that. Its a film that couldnt have been made by anyone but this dude.

It got spooky at points, for sure. Just thinking about some scenes right now makes my stomach churn. Its also kinda sad though, in a lot of ways.

Sorry, I really like talking about movies.

seriously though, there has to be at least a shitty corporate motel there in the area. most of them give corp. discounts.

OH no user! this saddens me. just use some extra sauce?

You will find something you enjoy soon, friend. Coming right up. You know, perhaps it is not disassociation from reality that you need, but a reconnection with reality. There is no reason to not have something that you enjoy doing solely for your own benefit.
Two for one tonight, bud.

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tell me all ur boring bullshit

PdkmDZJ

er, :)
PdkmDZJ

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I'm feeling a little bluegrass tonight, friends. Here's a sad story filled with feels about love, with some amazing banjo pickin'.
youtube.com/watch?v=2Fpwlae4ZYc

no story is boring. How about you tell me yours?

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Due to lack of business, I will closing up for tonight. I might update the thread if there is interest.

Take care all and have a good night.
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Night Barkeep

thanks user cheers
yeah unfortunately I filled my mind with Jow Forums content and it's hard to see things differently
I have to force myself into trying something new every couple weeks and see if I can snap out of it

Listen to other media. Listen to all media. You will see that they are all full of shit and manipulate. In the middle is the truth.

Most people do not talk about politics. It is divisive. Avoid that in conversation. Only when you are great friends should you ask this

You cant un take the redpill though.

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Any tech savvy anons on tonight? Trying to decide if a NAS is worth it.

I am actually going for IT, user. It depends if you need the storage. You can do a lot of cool things with the extra storage, especially if you link them in a RAID array. You can have instant backups if a drive fails.

I'm mostly trying to create an easy stremaing solution for my two TVs. However, I'm not convinced a NAS can transcode 1080p well enough.

>seriously though, there has to be at least a shitty corporate motel there in the area. most of them give corp. discounts.
Yeah I found one on Google today, the rates are high though so have to see about how much of a discount I can get. They are like 164 per night, probably get some shit for that. Usually anything over 140 or so they raise their eyebrows. But hotels are more expensive now, even the shitty highway ones, and I can't help we are in the middle of nowhere and there isn't any other competition.

How big of a discount does your hotel give for corporate?

storage is storage. it all matters on how well your network connection is. If you ethernet link the NAS and your devices, you will be fine. Otherwise, providing you have a new router, its no problem to get a high mbps link to that router via local wifi.

The problem comes in with out of network streaming. always connect with ethernet.

nonsense, it is easy to find in my area a hotel for 80/night for corp. Hell , the hotel I work at is #3 in the area behind two ultra expensive luxury hotels and we only charge 98.00 for corp hotels. look around, you can find one

And I am late to the party again, as always.

What's your regular rate versus corporate?

pull up a chair, user, I am just sweeping up. Can I get you anything?

Reg rate is usually 145$ for a 1 bedroom. This is a mini 1 bedroom apartment, with the bed in its own room, a kitchen with a dishwasher and stove top burner and fill fridge with pots and pans, and free breakfast/wifi

Okay so maybe I can get the same at this new place. I'm so mad I'm awake right now.

Please, Give me something that makes me feel like a normie again, like aperol because I am just a failed one, hopping in after a shitty night

all you gotta do is ask them for a corporate rate, or business rate. usually there are havy discounts for most name brand/non mom n pop bed n breakfasts. find a shitty corportae motel like super 8 or microtel or something. they for sure have the cheapo rates, and are definitely in small towns hear the interstates.

I have this large clump of pure 96% MDMA in my car to sell to some noobs. This will make you 100% chad and on top of the world. Otherwise I have some absinthe as well.

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Pretty sure that's just a rock

Fuck being a chad, it's a bit late for that. I will take the absinthe.

nah, this is what smaller clumps of MDMA look like. I used to hang around a dealer

Thanks. Super 8s are disgusting. I won't go into a place that bad.

some are good, some are not. avoid the ones owned by pajeet

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Thanks. So how do I stay awake tomorrow now that I've had no sleep at it is almost 4, bartender?

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That is hard, but lots of caffeine. Drink lots of coffee and sleep now for what you can. anything under 3 hrs is useless, but a good power nap is nice

here's one for the jukebox.
>youtube.com/watch?v=MOiDdXwdLH8
I'll have one cuppa coffee, if you stock it. Gotta go into work soon. I made a thread discussing my feels earlier but I think my schizo writing might have turned some anons off. I stayed awake all night thinking about silly things. Eventually I got it in my head that I have to get out of this dimension/reality. I tried pushing through my closet wall in hopes it would break open and I would be in for a magical adventure. Didn't happen though. Will likely try it again later.

Happy birthday godzilla.
fucking trains. I know that feel, user. I keep a pair of ear protective headphones near by because of a similar reason a few years back.
Lovely video you got there. Very nice.

>can't play live version on Jow Forums
lame.
>youtube.com/watch?v=bGpE2oXf0aE

let's try this again
>youtube.com/watch?v=AjQ4U-3FNrw

Thanks for the visit, friend! I make a great coffee, only stipulation is it must be drank black. I do provide sugar for the weak.
Talking heads are god tier music. I love the whole cheesy happy 80s vibe that was around then.

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My personal favorite from the time

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To anyone who would like to visit me on on my movie night discord server, just hop on and get some updates. I play good movies on a rabbit room for commenting and shitposting during movie

in the discord app add this server: PcXdA6

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A couple days ago, I posted about being real nervous because I was about to ask my oneitis out to lunch.

It went so well, we came back to my place, I kissed her and now she's my F U C K I N G G I R L F R I E N D
These last couple days have been a fucking rollercoaster holy shit. I feel like my depression has drained from my body. No words can do justice to the pure joy I've been feeling.

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Give me something strong and simple, please
I've never been romantically interested in anyone and I feel like I'm missing out on a huge part of human emotion and life and I'm lagging behind my peers, whatever shall I do?

She's your girlfriend after one date? Are you 12?

I spent the weekend with my oneitis not so long ago. We talked, hugged, held hands, kissed, almost fucked and it was the best weekend of my life. Sadly that was it. We haven't really spoken to each other. Far as I know, she has a bf now. So I guess it's back to drinking heavily and trying to get (you)'s to feel better. It won't make me feel better.
Good on you, though, user. I'm glad you finally did it. Just savoir it and don't fuck it up. You got this.

Finally, some good fucking thread. Tired of the tranny/fag shit
Give me a Bombay Sapphire and tonic

You're late. Bartender closed up shop. Ask around to see if any other anons were able to snag a bottle before the bartender left.

I never really gave concern to the fact that I have absolutely zero feeling in the tips of my fingers until I managed to jam a sewing needle into my pinky on Tuesday while attempting to rectify my sister's halloween costume. I can move my hands just fine, but up until the first bend, I can't feel a thing. I should probably get that checked out, but I can't recall a time where I was able to feel things at the tips of my fingers. My sister pointed out that if I want to feel something, I always use my lower palm. Never noticed I did that, either.

Thinking about my health issues has made me sad...Bartender? A Manhattan, plea--ah...and it's closed. Still a half hour until Safeway opens, but unfortunately I'm 3 months sober in real life, so I can't actually go.

Hey, at least you two got somewhere, right? Here's to hoping it'll happen again for you lot. I'll never have her, she barely acknowledges me but that's life.

Sure is empty around here. Am I talking to myself?

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>Sure is empty around here. Am I talking to myself?
I'm still here, man. You just gotta keep trying. Play it cool, though. Don't want to seem too desperate.

Yea, no doubt but I'm not losing sleep over it. There's bound to be another chick in the future. I've never struggled when it came to approaching, conversation, or whatever, the whole ordeal so I'm not worried. Like I said, it's life. No one ever gets what they truly want.

You've certainly got a good point. Well, you're not losing sleep over it, which is good. Hope for the best, expect the worse. You've definitely got a better handle on it than me or most other anons in this thread.

I'll take a glass of hennessy, i've just finished hs and all i can think about is killing myself. I have no future prospects and I havent felt alive for atleast 18 months now

I'm out of coca cola. I get cranky when I don't have it, don't know why. Can I have one to start my day?

I could use some companionship. I feel very lonely. Been having nightmares every time I sleep again, it's beginnt wear down on me.

Double shot of your finest whiskey please, hold on the ice.

Well fuck. I just dumped my girlfriend of 8 months and moved back into my fathers place. I'm a fucking mess and so lonely.

To make it even better I'm on probation and part of it says I'm banned from establishments that serve alcohol.

Should probably just fucking an hero.

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I'm good on the alcohol. I'll have a lemonade. I start a new job in two days and the day before my family wants to have a family hangout day where we go on a hike and to a farmers market. It will probably just be my mom being a boomer and somehow bringing up a trump and my brother being a whiny bitch and my dad yelling at them. Not exactly how I want to spend my last day of freedom.

Some dark beer please.

Starting 6th month of working in Germany. Staying here until August 2019, then come back home, then think of future. Still no girlfriend. Living hikki life at weekends, have all necessary food in my room. Listening to loads of new music. I wonder if I will ever meet Her. I wish I knew how to get that direction in life.

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good on ya m8tee

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Can we get a bunch of alcohol pics like this? Gotta fill out my bar

*removes mask *
A bottle of beer for the god old doctor

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Miller Light draft and a tall Bushmill's. Don't let me see the bottom of either.

>Today is the anniversary of when I discovered she was also banging Chad.

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>hikki life
>wonder if I will ever meet Her
>wish I knew how to get that direction in life

Fucking go out and meet some fucking people.

Bartender what would you recommend my first drink should be?
I have never had a sip of alcohol but finally found the courage to change that

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Can I get vodka on the rocks please

There's a girl that I like and everytime I try to ask her out or even try to start a conversation with her she never replies to any of my messages anymore and I just been feeling very miserable lately because I really do like her and I don't want to lose her

Give me a sugar-free onions latte, barkeep.

I have done nothing today. I just left house to buy some groceries.

Who was she, user? And more importantly, who were you?

You've already lost her. It hurts but you must realize that now. Tell her you're sorry for being annoying and do your best to move on. Grieve and cry all you need.

not OP
messages are shit. call her.
If she doesn't reply, ask her if theres a problem.
If she doesn't reply, forget her and move on. Don't waste your life on people who don't give a shit about you.

I used to take bourbon straight. I was a cook. Remember me?

Online dating is terrible and not representative of the real world as you probably know, so it can really bring us all down. Have you thought about taking a class in something you're interested in? You could meet a lot of like minded people there and you'd all already have something in common.

Dark and stormy please.

I'm usually at peace with being an incompetent and incapable loser, but today I woke up feeling extra terrible. It was hard to get up at all honestly.

How do I get out of this rut? I feel like I'm incapable of changing anything in my life and stuck in my station forever. There's nothing I want that I can afford or acquire and so many things keep dragging me down

Shit work, shit apartment, no friends, nothing to do. I'm actually beginning to dread weekends.

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not OP
it's friday and you are siting at home with an imaginary barkeeper who even left his bar.
Why not going into a real bar, order a dark and stormy and see what will happen?

Eh, not for now. Maybe when I come back. Oh well.

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>it's friday
It's Saturday. It's 14:48 here but I will go to the bar tonight and pretend to enjoy sportsball on the TV just so I can see the beautiful bartender there who once bought one of my pieces of art that she says is on display in her living room and dream of kissing her.

>It's Saturday
fuck

ask her out
seems like a good romance