Why don't you robots just get a fit asian gf?

Why don't you robots just get a fit asian gf?

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I already have a big titty asian gf with a hot body, she's not fit though. AMA

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I WOULD IF I COULD YOU FUCKER

Do you actually fucking think i'm not open to this?
I'm open to literally fucking anybody! I'm so fucking lonely!
I would go out with literally any girl that asked but sadly in my 26 years of life a girl has never
EVER, shown any fucking interest in me
Quite frankly i'm surprised I haven't killed myself yet.

hows her face and how much does she weigh?
congrats on the gf

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Are there any in this chat

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If those fat dorks can learn pickup and do it, you can do it too.

>wait until a girl gets drunk
>"RESULTS!"
Pathetic.

>he can't differentiate between attraction and drunkenness.

I can tell that when women are screaming dumb shit they're usually drunk.

>fit women
Yikes
Low bf% causes all kinds of hormonal disbalances in female bodies

>I can tell that when women are screaming dumb shit they're usually drunk.
>having fun is being drunk.
So how do I know ur autistic?

You'll figure it out one day bucko.

>trying to convince virgins on Jow Forums to stop giving up
Ur right, its a waste of time bye.

what about a fat neet one who does nothing but snack all day

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how did you acquire said gf, user?

Depends on like a dozen different factors but solid "Maybe"

being asian is literally hell i hate it.

>Depends on like a dozen different factors
like?

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Too complicated to really go into, I'd evaluate on a case-by-case basis.
I remember sorta wanting to date this chubby Vietnamese chick once but it never really panned out. I don't lose any sleep over it though.

>hormonal disbalances
? you mean they get more aggressive or what

I can't believe that Ruka is fucking dead.

why would i date myself

Is that supposed to be fit?
I'm way fitter than her.
>Tfw no gf to workout with and make sweaty love with

All because she's fit it doesn't mean she's a tomboy.

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I cant every time i see someone who isn't my mother i shit and piss myself then run home and cry myself to sleep.

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that is a shooped boob

>not a tomboy
why the fuck would i be interested then?

Because i live in a homogenous country and i've seen like 10 asians in my life (tourists)

>tfw no FOB gf

There are none, and i mean fucking NONE around me
I'm not even sure if asian people exist in real life because i've never seen one irl

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that guy is tall tho

If anything a feedee asian gf would be superior.

Because I don't want my son to be elliot