/r9straight/

Burn the fag's flag edition

People allowed in this thread:
Straight people only (obliviously)

People not allowed in this thread:
Fags
Lesbos
Bi faggots
Trannies

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Kill the trannies on this board

Reminder liking traps isnt gay but being a trap isnt gay

I like boobs and stuff

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Mmmm I love vagina me, nothing quite like eating out a pussy, right guys?

>Liking traps isn't gay
>Being a trap isn't gay
Wrong

FAGS AND BISEXUALS OUT OUT OUT

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burn the fag
burn the fag at bone
burn the fag
burn the fag at bone
burn the fag
burn the fag at bone

>tfw I got my lazy ass to move to vote on banning gay marriages in Romania but I was one of the few young people to do so and the vote failed because not enough people voted.
I see a generation of fags and traps rising up in Eastern Europe.

>literally nothing special about being straight so resort to an anti-gay thread instead

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maybe we are sick of seeing trap propaganda everywhere here on r9k have you considered that?

Traps aren't synonymous with gays and desu it strikes me as much more likely that it's some shitposting op because of the reaction it gets from the more vocal parts of this board rather than some sort of propaganda. Either way that's a seperate issue to homos in general.

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>Nothing special about being Straight
Lemme tell you somethings
>Sexuality was the first sexuality and is lega in all countries
>Don't get killed because of sexuality
>Can fuck 50% of the world's population
>Oh, and can repopulate the world
Your move faggo

Why aren't you talking about all that then, instead of just how much you hate me?
/r9gay/ does more than hate you guys.

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At least you took action, fucking zoomers falling for millennia propaganda

>Traps aren't synonymous with gays
you're right, they're worse

Being a faggot is fucking gay.

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Listen, just fuck off back to /r9fag/ where you belong

yeap, Eastern Europe is 25 years behind Western Europe. They might be shouting now that they want more feminism like Westerners did back in the day but those who live in the Western world know what it is all about.

Don't be a reactionary inbred doofus OP. Nobody likes a reactionary inbred doofus.

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Yeah, let's hope someday the politically correctness stops and gay marriage is banned

And therefore the trap propaganda thing isn't worth hating on us for, exactly.

I don't "belong" in any particular place, user, I have every right to be on each page of the internet as you do.

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Didn't you read the rules of this thread? No faggots allowed

Now this is a Thread I like

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The referendum failed due to political scandals. The people associated it with Dragnea and refused to vote. The referendum had no parties oppose it, neither was any good arguments presented on any tv channel except for "Dragnea's vote". Romania is a deeply intolerant country and, should the vote have had no political connotation to it, it would have easily passed. Not to mention it wouldn't have done that much, forming a same-sex marriage is still not allowed by law. The only practical change would have been that gay couples married abroad would not have their marriage recognised in Romania(it all started from that gay nigger case a few years ago)

>coaie here

>that pic
don't cut yourself on all that edge, bro

That's not what being edgy is. Being edgy would be posting that pic in any thread outside of this one.

What use is a rule that nobody can enforce?

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Enjoy your throat cancer, you submissive faggot.

Yikes would I still be straight if I want to fuck a futa (not get fucked by one)?

I-I meant eating with my penis? Am I not being straight correctly.

no, being edgy is having that pic on your pc in the first place, get lost

No, futas are gay

I guess I shall give up on futas for the will of Allah.

Futas have XX chromosomes, which as we know is the determining factor, it is straight.

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>being so triggered you miss the point

don't blow up any abortion clinics now

Think its pretty ironic how faggots cry and screech about needing tolerance and respect, but when others ask for it in return they are incapable of keeping their noses out of it. This is a faggot free thread. Every single other thread of Jow Forums wants and needs faggots in it to spread their /lgbt/ fag-ops and convincing incel losers that cutting their dicks off will make them happy. This thread is for saving those few incels from that awful fate and trying to put them back on the right path.

I don't actually hate faggots, what you want to do in your own time is your business but can you really not just allow others have a thread that can be completely free of pro-homoganda and not take advantage of mentally weak incels for entertainment purposes, we're just trying to save their souls here which you don't care about.

Pic related really displays it all as to how homosexuals cry about wanting tolerance and peace but go out of their way to antagonise people into hating them. These faggots were on their fag parade doing their gay thing but they decided to enter the grounds of a place where they know they aren't welcome and they don't want to be any way. They then go out of their way to insult an old lady and cause her stress, then they deface private property and further try antagonise people. Gays only have themselves to blame when their fag clubs get shot up or they get murdered. Just mind your own business, do your faggot thing in your own time and place, don't rub it in anyone elses face.

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The very OP of this thread was just anti-gay, I only extend tolerance and respect if it's mutual.
Do unto others as they would have done onto you.
That's not even getting into your weird thing about propaganda and taking advantage of people and souls and stuff.

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The real jesus christ was actually a pretty chill dude. He totally would have worn a gay pride tie.

how am I triggered? are you perhaps overly sensitive, seeing overreactions where there are none? Can this be as the result of some suppressed guilt at the total trainwreck your life might possibly be?

They have a penis though, it's gay

Don't pretend to be straight if you're a faggot. You'll fool no one and after all thats how AIDs spread to straight people in the end. Some faggot who got married, couldn't stick to his vows, got the disease, spread it to his wife, she divorced him and spread it on and on and so on.

I know most of you don't care about getting disease since you all die so young anyway but throat cancer is probably worse than AIDs. So don't be straight and eat out pussy if you are gay. Stick to ass because its less risky for you.

But I thought a post-op tranny was gay because of chromosomes, I can't keep track of all your rules.

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sissy fags try to fool themselves that their sissy boyfriends are girls but a boy fart will always smell like a boy fart no bypassing that fags

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ah yes
the classic "I have the right to do X and no one can stop me"
fuck off

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it's because they know deep down that they are wrong, so they live in denial by posturing and overcompensating for their abhorrence

you can get throat cancer from eating pussy?

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I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding about what being gay means, user, them being a boy is the point.

I do have the right, but the only reason that I actually am here is because I've been given not only the right but the motivation by the inflammatory OP.

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>implying this thread wasnt made in a direct, hate filled response to fags

yes, from certain strains hpv virus

>He totally would have worn a gay pride tie
what nth reformation charismatic evangelical church have you been going to

Actually, anonymous, I'm precisely implying that it was. That's why I'm here and not just letting you guys have your fun in peace.

this is the laziest form of argumentation, as well as just being outright projection. Jow Forumstards talk about gays all the time because they hate them and want to "correct" them by force. gay people seeking acceptance for their lifestyle in a world filled with inbred scum suckers like you is a totally normal and valid response. you ugly fucking dork

You know what turns me on? The thought of having a cute girl lay on the bed for me and allow me to play with her like a doll; that is dressing her up and feel her around.

sissy fags try to pretend that they aren't gay tho, hence the phrase traps aren't gay.

do you guys like megumin?
hahaha her breasts are asymetrical

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Well, hey, what do you know, we have some common ground, user. People who try to pretend they aren't gay are just silly, it's much healthier to accept who you are.

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>That's not what being edgy is
you would know, wouldn't you

I always had the impression traps considered themselves actual females (lol) and that was the reasoning behind it

you're not disturbing anyone but atleast we have a fag to bully so yeah fuck you uhhhhhh go commit sodomy or something

>mfw i just dabbed on another libtard

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I wasn't arguing, or debating. Merely stating my opinion. I'm not trying to convince anyone.
Also, it's funny to me how gays always cry 'projection' when they are called out/insulted. It's almost as if there's a deeply rooted guilt eating them up from the inside

It is my woe that I don't have anyone to commit sodomy with.
Truly, I have been destroyed by facts and reason.

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Okay whos this?

everyone is complaining about the gay but no one is sticking to the main theme of the thread which is heterosexuality so i'll start.
any robots found any nice local whores you are thinking to fuck just so you can escape your neverending virginity?
finding whores here is pretty hard here unless you are a 6'2 musclefag that listens to shitty russian mumble rap.
i did however manage to get close with this shy girl that i met in one of my language classes (im in uni) and we are slowly getting closer so hopefully this evolves into something good.
she alsl told me she watches anime on and off so that's definitely a "yes" from me.

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So you were circlejerking? I.e. attention seeking and virtue signalling?

why are girls so comfy?

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FUCK GAY PPL FUCK GAY PPL

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I just searched konosuba in pornhub
I have no idea

g..g..g..gggo back to r..r..r.rreddit stupid gay

gottem again epic style

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also one extra thing.
ignore fags if you see them in this thread, don't reply to them.
they think this thread was made as a "hate-filled reply" to their shit plaguing this board but i say you either contribute, even if you are LARPing or you fuck out of this thread.

what would it be to you if I was? doesn't change what I said. And if I was looking for attention, then why encourage it by replying eh?

Yes, all pussies contain HPV. Its how Michael Douglas got throat cancer.

thanks for bringing us back on topic. Have some qts

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Well I think circlejerking is dumb in general. It's fine to agree with people sometimes but Jow Forumstards take it to such an extreme degree they turn entire threads into an endless series of sucking each other off and pissing every which way in a pathetically beta attempt to establish online dominance. I would much rather have someone reply to me with a valid counter argument or even challenge me on my behaviour than have 11 gazillion other assholes reply to me telling me how good I am for holding this opinion.

OFFICIAL R9STRAIGHT CLIP:
youtube.com/watch?v=YzSVmsrJEzk
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME: youtube.com/watch?v=siwpn14IE7E

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"hey user do you think you can put some tanning oil on me?"

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I have been bested, once and for all.
You guys aren't so bad, enjoy your girls.

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that girl from topgun has aged so poorly compared to Tom Cruise

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>"Douglas was also a longtime smoker and at one time heavy smoker"
lmao

Megu said that fags are "yuck"
sorry gay bois


Make it a daily thread OP

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meant to write heavy drinker woops

this is the average poltard
he was posting those it's ok to be white
also, he's a registered sex offender in iowa. jonathan koch his name

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>endless series of sucking each other off
sigh, always sexualizing everything. Why can't you just call a spade a spade? It's an echochamber, pure and simple. And yes, this is the same user. Thing is, you won't find a single forum/board/media/news outlet that isn't an echochamber. Just find the one where you fit in, don't break your head over it. So yes, in your terms, it's a 'circlejerk'. It's nice to hear other people share one's opinions

The OP wasn't anti-gay at all. You drama queens need to learn to take less offence from everything. Just because you are not wanted in something doesn't mean its anti-gay. A female only gym isn't anti-male. A black workers union isn't anti-white because they aren't allowed join. This thread is supposed to be for the discussion on the straight agenda and how to save the souls of incels from being turned into trannies for entertainment purposes.

No one hates you. No one cares about you. We care about other straight people and their welfare. Stay out of it if you truly believe in tolerance and respect. Otherwise you are asking for what eventually will happen in the future if homosexuals don't stop pushing it.

I don't presume to speak for Jesus but I don't think he was a "chill dude" at all. He entered rage mode in the temple when he kicked all the jews out and also when dealing with Zacchaeus for example. I don't know non-Christians attempt to lecture actual christians on Jesus and the bible all the time.

i mean its pretty much common knowledge that women age horribly compared to men (even with/without plastic surgery)

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*faints mid rubbing*

Don't worry

I will make sure to...

Yeah what you're saying makes sense but then you realize this isn't Jow Forums. Jow Forums exists, it's a board, it's an echochamber they can always go back to. But they're not really doing that in this case. They are actively going out to every other board and trying to turn it into Jow Forums

stop watching anime if you want to get laid. The correlation between anime and homosexuality, incels and general poor socialisation is incredible strong. If you want to watch cartoons stick with Tom and Jerry or something.

>one cherrypick
>this is an average
dont use words you dont understand brainlet

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i might've brought back the topic but seems like nobody actually cares to reply to it.

don't worry, I will, even if I'm the only one to stay on topic. Have some more

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Not likely. I dunno why /leftypol/ insists on branding magatards as Jow Forums. We've nearly gotten rid of that infestation of them now. No white person needs to be reminded it okay to be white. Only mutthommeds do it to feel better about their horrendous genetic inferiority.

Its fantastic to be white, not just okay. Waking up every day, knowing that you are chosen by God as the curator race of his creations.

I strive to not be an easily offended person, but the OP take about half of the posts when I first showed up were at the very least designed to be inflammatory as opposed to just, discussion of straight things, so I don't think I'm at fault for dropping in.

If a female only gym or black workers union were just full of people hating on males or white people I would take issue, even if I'm fine with the premise on paper, freedom of association and all that. Even if a public image board isn't really the place for it.

You're also again conflating gays with the reiko thing, which is faulty as heck and I'm quite happy to work against a "straight agenda" in favour of one that isn't biased towards or against anyone.

I don't believe in blind and unconditional tolerance and respect, that gets taken advantage of.

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IDK chief he kinda does have a point by saying it has a dicc sadly.

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>Tfw no cute girl to pat all night
Fuck

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>this isn't Jow Forums
true, and touche. Saw the thread and went for it. Call it even?

post more goddesses anons

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I was talking about the real jesus, not the fictional one from the stories tho.

>People not allowed in this thread:
>Fags
>25 posters

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