tfw no gf(female) edition
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Jaxson Bennett
Liam Morris
How is No-Fap Day 3 treating you? Also OP of last thread here, thanks for continuing my saga but that was the third thread, I started the threads in Thursday
Levi Allen
Bumping, need my Straight niggas
Hunter Nguyen
I've ended up edging instead.
James Ortiz
Fuck gays and traps. Oh and fuck jannies too.
Nathaniel Walker
oh, and one more thing...
fuck niggers
Xavier Gomez
Gonna start nofapping today, wish me luck lads
Ayden Parker
Absolutely based fine sirs. I toast my glass to you.
Leo Ortiz
What's the pinned tuxedo pepe meme? I don't get it
Liam Robinson
>Being this new
Hello r/greentext
Christopher Cooper
It's a new meme commonly used by incel extremists
Cooper Gomez
oh yeah, give me one those
Lucas Allen
WE NEED TO RALLY OUR STRAIGHT BREATHEN IN 1 THREAD
Michael Green
>tfw no scruffy neet wife to watch over the homestead while im hunting elk
Michael Ward
Really want to jack off out of pure boredom. I see pics of attractive females everywhere and just want to fucking nut. Does edging help or hurt this? Wish I had something to take my mind off things so I didn't want to fap all the time
Jeremiah Gomez
Hurt, edging made me jizz a few drops of blood before I started nutting
Elijah Hughes
Nofap is for brainlets
Samuel Myers
how many girls have you guys fucked?
James Wilson
None, as the answer should be for anyone using this board.
Carter Lopez
have you tried getting a gf or fuck buddy?
Jack Allen
Have you tried leaving this board?
Dylan Cox
yes...orig grhr
Adrian Robinson
I've never met a *single* girl I felt compelled enough to ask out before.
William Peterson
cant leave tho :(
Jaxon Russell
based. fuck jannies, fuck furries, fuck faggots, fuck traps, and fuck spics
Colton Hughes
I jerked in the shower. I'm sorry, bros.
Michael Morris
no idea mate, all i know is he cute!!!
Justin Reyes
this general will die so much quicker than the gay and trap ones
it's because straight people are not usually attention whores
Levi Wood
she was gonna hit me up and we were gonna go to a 24 hour vidya charity event and she just snapped me 10 minutes ago with a selfie...no caption, no explanation, and I can't say anything or i look like an asshole. then we push it back and she forgets about me.
my life is a goddamn broken record and the needle has worn through the vinyl
Aaron Reed
>tfw no Marie gf
Landon Nguyen
tfw no gf to cook lasanga for you
Sebastian Sanchez
We don't base our identity on our sexual orientation.
We need a topic. How about gay dudes are the mirror matches of dating. Both sides have all the same strengths, weaknesses and strategies and are the most boring games to play or watch.
Men and women naturally pick up the slack where the other person is lacking. They have built in differences which compliment and complete eachother which lead to endless exchanges of perspectives and opinions.
Plus it's the only way to have kids.
Lincoln Peterson
Or you can just invade the gay thread and spam shit like they do all over the fucking board. I wish the mods...oh wait that's right might Mods and jannies are complete fucking spineless faggots too who encourage this gay shit. All gook moot or some other faggot has to do is make this a blue board or at the very least a new rule for posting gay shit outside or /lgbt/ so I can report 90% of the threads on this board. Also fuck mods and jannies they love being slaves to faggots so they get their tranny pills and head pats from their discord fag overlords.
Ian Adams
Its okay to be straight.
Colton King
yeah if you're a normalfag