Tfw no boyfriend to call me mommie

yes and I miss him so need a better boy to talk to

one who melts at the sound of my voice

What's stopping you getting your fabled bf, user?

i don't go on Jow Forums to exercise my dignity

are you a gay male, or can i help you out?

the absolute state of trannies oreg

I would rather date a tranny than a noncd gay

I just want a girl who I can love unconditionally, and is older than me

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As of this moment I don't look cute enough. In about a month or so I think I'll be much cuter and then the dick hunt will start
>are you a gay male
Yep

>tfw no mommy to coo me and pet my forehead
>tfw no mommy to tease me with her suckling nippy nips
>tfw NO MOMMY

how old are you and will you post a contact?

>no mommy gf to raise my children

why go on?

>tfw no tranny mommy gf
It hurts

why would she want to be your mommy if she has to raise Real kids as well?

It's more the absolute state of me for remembering the pic someone else used for their irrelevant gay slide threads.

she's mommy to the kids

she has to make them though, i don't have any yet

you might as well start if you use Jow Forums as a dating app, beta bitch.

>guaranteed 1000+ replies
Fuck you. can I please, mommy?

good boys arent mean to their mommies, No you cant.

Cringe. Kill yourselves, worse than whore fags.

I asked nicely if I could? But you also said mean to THEIR mommies, ergo in order for that to be being mean to my mommy, you would have to have had to already become my mommy. It became legally binding the moment you shitposted.

it's void because boys can't be mommies

>boys can't be mommies
It's 2018 bigot. You should have thought of the consequences before you shitposted that hard. You're a mommy now.

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Meet me irl? I live in NY for the most part (I wonder if they will actually reply to this hmmmmm probably not lmao)

i'm a daddy though, i have a mortgage and i mow the lawn and do the budget.

Can you be mommy gf?

Man up, faggot. It's time to support your kids.

go ask your mother first

Hosty#6356

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But you're now my mommy, silly.

fuck off i can't be both

I live far away though.

fuck ny, why do people only live on the coasts?

That's your problem, not mine. You're going to have to figure out how to make it work

hah i'm not a fag but i live like an hour from Albany

Are you fine with ldr? Origi

not a fag but you will let me suck your D, right?

>tfw all the robots are sucking femanons vagina

You win faggot.

not a chance, fag

It's an old may may.

desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26758503/#26758729

Sorry i've been so busy, im 21
Sparky#6347

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Sorry but no. I want someone to cuddle with and keep me warm.

That's fine. Hope you find someone user

Mommy can I have milky?

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I'd love to, but you're either a man or a tranny.

>man or a tranny
>or
user, I...

who is this in the picture? look so familiar and cannot place my finger on it

as a dicklet trap I value the nonexistant distinction

unfortunate truth on this board

I don't really understand why some faggots care so much about cuteness, aren't you attracted to men?

>doesn't know about gay death
>doesn't understand that sexuality is on a spectrum
>doesn't know what neoteny is in relevance to male sexuality

Where are you from OP?
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