"H-Hey, Chad! Thanks for inviting me to your party! Want to see a trick I can do? Haha, it's pretty cool...

>"H-Hey, Chad! Thanks for inviting me to your party! Want to see a trick I can do? Haha, it's pretty cool, I think you'll like it!~~" ^.^

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>"Oh damn, watch this shit guys..."
>"Hey, Becky! Come over here!"
>~~"What's up, Chad?!"~~
>"Show my buddies that thing you can do with the champagne"
>"Watch this shit, guys lol"
>"Haha, yeah get it, slut! Haha!"
>"That's how it's done, hahaha!"
>"God damn, what a fucking slut lol!"
>"Alright, good job lol. Get outta here, girl."
>"Told you guys, lol. She's a fucking total slut."

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>"Hey, come over. I could use some head."
>"Oh, I'm actually out with my friend Brian right now.."
>"Okay so bail and come over..."
>"Okay, Chad! Be right there!~~"
....
>"Haha, yeah... nice bitch."
>"There ya go, fucking choke on it."
>"Damn, your throat feels fucking good."
>"Fuck yeah, you like it, huh, slut."
>"Yes, Chad!!~~"

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Are girls the biggest betas?

always, with non existant exceptions (like 0,00000001 percent
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>"Haha, wow, that's pretty good, bitch."
>"I guess I'll have to invite you to some more parties, huh?"
>"I'll send you the video later so you can see yourself blowing me in the bathroom, lol"
>"God damn. After this get me another beer and we'll do a couple more shots"
>"Now be a good girl and get my cock in your throat, slut"
---Texting His Buddies---
>"This slut is giving me head in the fucking bathroom, lol. She can't get enough of it haha. She's def worth an invite to the next party, but don't kiss this bitch, I'm gonna finish in her mouth."

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Great, now I'm hard.

>"I figured I would match with you on tinder."
>"I matched with a lot of girls, so I hope you're worth it..."
>"Don't waste my time. Impress me, slut..."
>"Okay, Chad~"

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>this is what virgins think sex talk is like

if you ever get laid you're going to creep her the fuck out by talking like you're in a shitty porno and it will be hilarious lol

thanks for breaking my no nut november streak

I think the OP is trying to exaggerate it to show how "Chad gets away with anything" kind of thing. 99% of the time no one will talk like this outside of porn unless the girl requests it specifically...

It's obviously exaggerated, but it still makes for a good "scene" I guess.

the fucked up thing is i was actually kind of in a situation like this and didn't realize i was chad until after it happened

i think you're actually just wrong about this though, pretty sure you're just a normie and don't know what it's like to be chad but you're well enough off you don't think about it. so fuck off pathetic normie you might as well be in limbo

>pretty sure you're just a normie and don't know what it's like to be chad but you're well enough off you don't think about it.
Wtf does this even mean. Are you trying to say that a normie would know less about what it's like for a Chad than a robot would? Wtf.
>so fuck off pathetic normie you might as well be in limbo.
Fair enough.

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>"Hehe, I love giving you head, Chad~" ^^
>"Good girl, keep going."
>"That feels good, baby."
>"When you're finished I'll get you an Uber. I'm going out with my buddies later"
>"Okay, Chad! Have fun!~"

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it's literally day 3

keep going my boner is infinite

AH GOD IT'S THAT FUCKING SUN AND MOON SHEET SET AGAIN

>"Fucking shit, girl. You're ass feels so fucking good."
>"God damn you're easy, huh, slut."
>"Barely any drinks and you want it in your ass."
>"God damn. Good girl."
>"Hope you like it, bitch. I'm not gonna slow down."
>"Bend your ass up more, baby. Good girl"
>"~~~~oooh, Chad!~~~"
>"~~Chad! It feels sooo good!!~~"

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>"Hahaha, ooh damn girl."
>"Your fucking ass feels fucking tight, slut"
>"Bet your boyfriend doesn't fuck you like this, huh?"
>"Mmmmmm~ Omg, Chad! Fuck!"
>"Oh damn, it feels fucking good, baby."
>"I'm gonna make sure you remember this dick, bitch. Mmm."

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What scares me about analing a girl is I am worried about getting poopy dicked

I'm OP. If someone keeps this alive, I'll continue it when I get back.

i cant, im not autistic enough to write these

Just enough to enjoy them, hmm?

Good thread.
>tfw not Chad and never will be

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l just want to cuddle with a girl

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correct
i cant believe this is original

That's why you're beta. Chad could cuddle if he wanted, but he chooses to fuck them and to make his intentions known immediately. On top of that he's already desirable, so he gets whatever he wants..

The ideal girl just wants to make out and cuddle for like 3 months or so before anything sexual.
Obviously she does not fuck other dudes or see other dudes during this time. You obviously do not fuck or see any other women.
That'd be so nice. But that kind of shit doesn't exist. At least, not for guys like me.

The posts here are dramatized, but there is some accuracy to them. This is the kind of shit Chads do irl. Especially college-type Chads in their early twenties...

You want to make out and cuddle with a slut that fucks chads on the first date but cucks you for months?

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this is my fehits, i dont know the name but i wish moar havent seen them in a while now

Yep. Exactly. This is the point that beta boys don't fucking get.

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shut up slut, anyone can do that, watch

Am I a beta if I got off to this thread?

I wish I was a Chad so I could get away with shit like this with no problem or repercussions.

They take things females say at face value.
>i want a guy that isn't a man child i want a real man
then she goes out to a party or a bar gets wasted drinking or on drugs and bangs some man child or like 3 of them at once probably different ones every week and they expect that if they just wait till they're 40 or some shit once of those girls is going to want to hop off the cock carousel onto his and do some cuddly shit.

You know if he got some girl to do that cutesy bull shit he'd lose interest in her once he found out she was a slut for other guys but not him.

>You know if he got some girl to do that cutesy bull shit he'd lose interest in her once he found out she was a slut for other guys but not him.
This exactly. Even of you got some shy or "settled down" girl to be your "cute and cuddly gf", you know she'd be a total slut on the side for other, better guys. She'd barely be fucking you at all, not do bj's, no anal, no fun stuff, but on the side meet up with and do all of that for Chad on the first meetup.

It's not even that a female is probably doing it on the side. She has already been doing it for so many other guys by the time you get around to finding out about it you're the only cuck she hasn't slept with. You get treated worse while she manipulates you and tells you she likes you and doesn't like them but she treated them better than you. Females fuck guys they like.

but yeah you're right they'd do that all for chad, on the side or, on the first meet up. wouldn't do that for you at all.

>no technique
It's really not that hard to learn how to give grade EX bjs desu, reading this site for years pretty much tells you exactly how guys like to be sucked off

>what is hyperbole
You're really really dumb guy.

Why are chads so based?