>8am >go to cornershop >as he usually does, he gives me a jolly 'good morning' and gives a smile which turns into a smirk.. which is constantly plastered on his face thereafter. I can't stand it. it's like 'wise owl', like he's looking down on me. I hate it, I hate him. He knows what I'm about to buy. I do it like clockwork.
But today, I switch it up, I don't buy with google pay, nope, I go to the atm
>withdraw 10 bong from the atm choose cash with receipt >get my tenner, walk away before the receipt comes out (its two steps in directly in front of the counter) >ask and buy my bottom shelf bottle of vodka (glen's) and a 2L bottle of pepsi >leave knowing he's gonna see the receipt and see what I'm have in my current account >its only 30k bong but that's more than he'll ever have on hand.
He probably owns the store or his family dies, 30k to a poo or paki is like 30 cents retard, he's probably lmaoing at you right now. I know a guys who runs a 7/11 they send like 50k monthly back home.
Nathaniel Collins
Well now he might just have his paki rat clan members rob you.
talk about insecure, why exactly do you need a random paki to admire you
Daniel Ross
i dont have a social life and i work 10 hours a day, 6 days a week paint spraying car parts.
his family certainly owns it, but they ain't making big bong, i can find their accounts on gov.uk
lol
i wanted to take him down a notch. he is so smug you don't even know. yaya i drink every day, i buy cheap, but i want him to know I don't need to. I will give him custom but I will buy his lowest margin products.
Parker Williams
aktually based
Matthew Young
>Go to store regularly >Workers start to recognize you and know what you buy every single time Bone-Chilling
what sort of receipt shows your account balance? I'm a bong and i've never heard of this
Wyatt Jackson
all Pakis have that air of unearned superiority around non Muslims, doesn't matter what you're buying
Levi Robinson
from atm receipts? sure you have. pic. it can get a little gut-wrenched. i get over it after i get my bottle though i'd never do that although i really don't like him. he just pisses me off. so smarmy.
fuck never noticed that before, what business is that if shop? literally no need for that to be on there
Liam Ramirez
oh just realised you said atm receipt that makes sense then
Ethan Mitchell
kek I love doing stuff like this, and it really bugs people. You'll probably notice he's a little different next time and that'll confirm he looked at it. Not always a bad thing. If it's a female and you chat to her, you'll end up going on a date after chatting throughout the weeks.
Easton Barnes
>30k bongs in current account are you making any real interest on that having it sitting in your current account though?
Dominic Howard
no but im a real pussy when it comes to investment. i have 15k in an isa. im stingy with my money and afraid of risk. i did put 3k in an etoro account about a year ago and make a bunch on TSLA (which you should not touch right now, trust me) and AMD. but i won't front any money for a 3% return like brokers are offering me. it's just not worth it. 30 grand is not a lot of money, in real terms. sure i could buy a nice care or a lot of coke, but its the kind of money you could spent in 3 hours on the high street.
James Long
put it into an index fund, very low risks, tracks the stock market, use dollar cost averaging, pay in like 200 a month, I get about 9% on vanguard lifestrategy fund, look up compounding interest to know why this is great idea.
Investipedia is good if you don't understand terms
Julian Jones
whats the uk equivalent?
Ryder Rivera
im in the u.k. Vanguard life strategy is available here, just set up stocks and shares isa with hargreaves lansdown and you can buy shares in the life strategy index trackers on the hargreaves lansdown site
Luke Kelly
tell us what things you've 'done like this' i wanna hear it
