Your boyfriend buys you something in cow print, horns, and a cute bell

>your boyfriend buys you something in cow print, horns, and a cute bell
how do you react, fembots? Do you wear it for him? Asking for a friend, btw.

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finna get milked

There are easier ways to tell your girl to lose weight.

tell your friend that he should communicate to his girlfriend that he has a "milking fetish" and thinks cow print is cute. otherwise, his girlfriend will take it in the wrong way.

Yes! I would wear anything my hypothetical bf bought me because he spent money on it so it must be important to him. Even if I did not understand the titcow reference I would still do it because it would clearly make him happy!

kek are you a black who wants to be a hucow

He kinda does but honestly just thinks cowgirls are cute.

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>I-I'm sorry I'm not a s-super big cowgirl for you yet user-kun
>I promise that I'll do my best and grow up to be your favourite cowgirl and then we... *blushes*
>Th-th-then we can get married and...
>*shuts eyes hard and blushes even more*
>...and then we can have lots of babies!

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Blatant larp. Either that, or a trap.
I'm a dude, but if I were a girl, I would probably do it, assuming I'm not overweight. Maybe I'd tease him about it. If I were overweight and he didn't give me any context behind it, I would probably still wear it, but I would be really embarrassed and my feelings would probably be hurt, but u would still want to make him happy.

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moo bitch moo

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Okay, not too big though, obese cowgirls actually produce less milk than slightly chubby ones. (this is a true fact of human biology)

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Why do so many people think catgirls are cute but think that cowgirls aren't? I've had enough of this double standard.

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every animal girl is fucking HOT
The cats girls can't have those shitty looking ears and eyes though

catgirlfags are flatfags

Explain Felicia then.

this
you record song about being a cow

>horns
Those are ears, ma man, cows dont have horns

futa cowgirls my dude
; ^ )

pretty sure cows do have horns my dude

I'm pretty open to animal cosplays but like I would like it if my bf would ask me before instead of just buying it out if the blue

My husband is too autistic for silly shit like "surprises", and that suits me just fine.
He finds larping and even speaking during sex to be cringe worthy, so this is an impossible scenario.

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i immediately thought of this, but the thought of a woman loving me enough to dress as a farm animal makes my pant hard

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Why the FUCK is my ding dong hard

Yes. Just like when he bought me all sorts of cute tag on tails, ears and various collars with bells or engraved words like "property of [his name]" on them. I wear it all and feel proud to be his pet!
If it's summer I might wear it all sometimes when going out, but I always wear a collar with his tags and initials whenever I go out.
Cow pattern clothing, horns and everything is something I'd like to buy or make next. Especially if we go out and have a picnic on the grass in some field and I can playfully headbutt him often and let out a "Moooo!" so he would cuddle and head pat me and roll around in the grass together.

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no cause I have small tiddies

This is a larp but a very cute one

I need this in my life. I need all of this so badly.

>boyfriend
Moo?

>various collars with bells or engraved words like "property of [his name]" on them
>I wear it all and feel proud to be his pet!
>Especially if we go out and have a picnic on the grass in some field and I can playfully headbutt him often and let out a "Moooo!" so he would cuddle and head pat me and roll around in the grass together.
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hell I didnt need this feeling

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Still cute for small tiddy girls to wear cow stuff though

if it's cute like in op's image then maYBE

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