Walk up to your room after a hard day of work

>Walk up to your room after a hard day of work
>See this
What do?

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Throw them all out and wonder why my room looks so weird

> Call up SSP
> Call up my dealer for a literal ton of cocaine
> ???
> Profit

tickle them and smell their feet

see if any of them knows about sex,
and it turns out half of them want to try it out and let me do it

I can't believe you'd betray your cute wife chino like that

They're all my siblings and I have an equal amount of little borthers so I have a giant video game party

*brothers*

do you fuck your brothers too?

Me on the left with the orange hair

VIDEO GAME PARTY, not fucking party

Wait a minute, this isn't anal sex! This is Smash Bros!

but user my khrushchevka won't be able to accommodate so many people...

>call SSP
SSP, what have you been doing in my room?

Form a pirate crew and go on anime adventures

you all can stay but I'm going to sleep

you actually think you'll be able to fall asleep in a room filled with that smell??

yell "gtfo i want to sleep"

yes

I'd walk away as I'm too cute for jail

Fuck the alpha bitch

Go to bed and tell them all to shut the fuck up so I can sleep.