Your experience with women

What is the biggest accomplishment you've ever had regarding women? Could be sex, dating, talking whatever

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Kissed a girl in 3rd grade.
After that:
1 "date" with a girl. We hung out, didn't even get a hug or anything.

pity sex
of course this was not original

I fucked two girls in the same night at a mansion party when i was like 20. one was a super hipster black girl and one was a chubby blonde girl with a tattoo on her ass that said "get licked"

Got laid with a 5/10 chick but that was probably cause I was a virgin and she had a fetish for that kinda shit idk. She didn't have super high standards either. Haven't had much luck with women before or since then so not like it was all much of an achievement.

to clarify: two girls on the same night hours apart

Made one cry and had a few 8/10s lined up but I knew I was too much of a sperg to handle it

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A qt latina once gently grab my arm.

I've been a virgin 99% of my life and never had any luck no matter how much I tried. I even tried to be like normalfags and tried tinder. I got like 1 match a month and I was never attracted to them. Then 2 months ago I got a match with a 30 something year old milf . She was somewhat chubby but decent enough for me to get interested. She lived around 40+ miles from me but I felt that it was worth it. She was a mom and had a few kids and a husband who works long hours and many days away from home. I drove all the way to her house, we talked a bit and she was more horny than I was so she started pulling off her clothes and she gave me a blowjob in the living room then afterwards we went to her bedroom and had vaginal sex (I wore a condom of course) and it ended there. After sex she smoked a cigarette and said she'd like to meet up again and I said "ok" and as she was smoking I picked up her panties from the ground and put them in my pocket. I drove home and to this day i'm still fucking amazed that I managed to get laid. I highly doubt she wanted me because im attractive but she seemed desperate for sex because it seems her husband wasnt fucking her enough and whatnot. She was very very horny so obviously hadn't had sex in months. I saved her underwear and havent washed it since then and every now and then masturbate to it and sniff it too. She probably knows I took her underwear but probably forgot knowing she probably fucks a lot of other men and loses track. Maybe If I cant get laid again Ill go back to her .but yeah I hit the jackpot with that bitch, prior to this I had never had any sexual or even minor romantic experiences with women. Since then im still a loser who gets no bitches but the one experience was worth it and i cherish it to this day. Lol

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I smoked pot with a friend of a friend that left her phone in a taxi we shared. We seemed to have a lot of mutual interests.
I ghosted her after we both feigned interest in hanging out again over messages.

Brother threw a house party when I was a teen and I had the opportunity to stick my penis in a drunk girls ass.
That's literally about it .

FFM with ex-gf and her best friend when they slept at my place after a party.
Was more drunken fun in a tangle than any sort of hardcore sex, since we were all pretty wasted.

I'm 22 and had a fuckbuddy and two girlfriends. They were all like, 4/10s but I'm severely weird and kind of unappealing/unattractive.

I've had many people interested and still do to this moment.

However if I open up and be myself I'm likely able to lose all friends if I stop faking it til I make it

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>I got a gf (she dumped me just recently)
>All I got was a side hug for a photo that her parents took
>No I didnt get a kiss
>No I didnt have sex
>Still beta kissless virgin

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Never kissed or did anything with any female romantically/sexually. I did however get approached before by multiple. Now I'm in 3rd year of College and I'm done with General Ed, working on Chem Engineering major classes and it's looking bleak when it comes to qt's.

Was she conscious?

was engaged and then I got cucked haha isn't that hilarious?

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Who is this woman
I must know

Had one girl all over me for a school year but i was too autistic and depressed to do anything about it.
Guess she was my last and only chance

If she was I'd still be a virgin

Cummed on her face and also did it in every position I wanted.

I had one fwb when I was 20 she was down to earth but also tore my back and chest up constantly when we fucked.
I ended up in pyschosis and was convinced she was trying to give me hiv because of how rough she wanted me to be so i ghosted her alongside with most my high school friends.
Good pussy though.

I have had many many close calls, but still retain my kissless virgin status despite my ripe 28yo age.

Probably the biggest fuck-up ever has been the one I made this summer:
>be working in SE-Asia
>for reasons I am on a boat right outside the coast of Taiwan
>it is night, a warm night at that
>you know those nights when you enjoy the warmth, but the cold sea breeze just makes it even better
>the stars glimmer on the water, some city lights fading in the horizon
>enjoying the moment
>a wild British co-worker girl, 8/10, comes next to me
>says how beautiful it all is
>we lean on the railing, no one else on the deck
>she slowly gets closer
>breeze blows her hair on my face, dat scent
>she slowly takes my hand
>heatening over 9000
>she leans on me
>says she is glad I decided to come on the boat
>tell her I'll go below deck to make some coffee
>leave and make coffee

I have never wanted to die more than I wanted then. I wanted to kiss her so bad. But I was afraid. I should have just fucking jumped overboard and swam into the propeller.

Kissed my neighbor/one my best friends at the time when I was like 7. I also remember another girl from my neighborhood saying she liked me but I kinda laughed it off (now that's a regret). We all go to the same school now and I rarely talk to either of them.

I lost my virginity like a chad like a year ago now, a girl showed interest and I got her number and I was direct and shit and I fucked her that night. Haven't been able to recreate this success.

I got a handjob on the bus from a 6/10

haha only had to do 10 captchas

Biggest accomplishment?

Realizing most of them are retarded and not putting them on a pedestal. Most women are incredibly flawed (hubris, cowardice, arrogance, vanity) and should not be seen as equal.

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I stalked a girl for years and destroyed her long term relationship so I could be with her. She still doesn't know, she probably still thinks we were just a good match and we had a lot in common and I was good at reading people

I have actually kind of stalked a girl for years, too.

Although I don't even have a sexual component in my attraction, I just think she is a good person. So I more or less help her from the shadows when I can. Put a bit of money in her mailbox, stuff like that. Also got her a job as a researcher because I got her rival fired for bogus racism claims.

I also fucked two girls in the same night after getting wasted a football game. Skinny girl who now that I think kind of looked like my mom and a thicc latina. Latina was my roommates girlfriend.

I was a virgin until I was 20 and lost my virginity to a 9/10 blonde girl. We stayed dating for only 3 months but being the sex we had helped me overcome my anxiety and preconceptions about sex in general. It's been 3 years since then and I've slept with over 15 girls.

>pic related

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>thinks men aren't incredibly flawed w/ regards to hubris and arrogance and vanity

Learning how to make them come with my dick. I've found once you do this a bunch of times to a woman she will never be able to hate you again.

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So you're just slumming it here between fucks huh, chad

Baste

Well I've got three wives in another country.

ITT normies that shouldn't be here

I am in a weird position in that I was taking a medication that made it almost impossible to get an erection and killed my sex drive from about 18-20. I was too much of a sperg to get laid in high school, and now, in college, I had more confidence to talk to girls but I couldn't fuck them. I made a thread a while back about my friend (male) trying to have a threesome with a girl and me and not being able to get it up. I was very depressed and thought something was just wrong with me. I stopped taking the medicine last summer, and since then I've had sex with two girls, and I am dating one of them right now. Things sort of worked out, but I'm still pretty shy around women usually.

>Learning how to make them come with my dick
lol, should we tell him?

Most female interaction I had was on omegle with this fat anime chick. Lasted like 10 minutes.

Not being able to get hard is such a confidence killer. The worst part is when I told some of my friends about it (trying to get comforting) the first thing they asked was if I was gay. Made things even worse.

Right on the money. That was one fo the biggest sources of my confidence issues and my dad, brother, and friends all said the same thing.

In my experience the girl always thinks it's her fault, like she's not attractive enough or something and that becomes a whole new thing you have to deal with

Shut up faggot this board was never for you permavirgin feelsfags in the first place.

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True, but when it happened to me I didn't talk about it with the girl. Just hurt my self esteem.

Made one have very strong romantic feelings for me.

I'm a mutt but on the very lightskin side, I look like a chubby Shaun King. I've had the most luck with shy black chicks. If you ever feel the dire need to get a GF and really do not care, get an introverted black chick. They are pretty much the only real femcels you'll find. I've dated a few white wimmins but my anxiety/sperg behavior never let those last for more than a week. I need to feel superior or at least on the same league/level as someone who i'm with and can't feel comfortable unless i'm with a borderline femcel desu.

I've gotten some good 9/10 ass from escorts though.

Rejection is all I know

got any more pics user

this is a highly original comment

ten years ago I had a relationshit for about 2 years
there's a big difference between chasing girls and finding one that actually likes you
biggest accomplishment was how temporarily I didn't have to worry about what to say or do, she was just alright with anything I did

I'm socially awkward but when it comes to females I have some sort of magic, I have had a lot of experiences with them, probably one of the best times was having a threesome and filming it it was fun for all of us and they agreed we should do it again

Talked to some Irish bipolar chick for a few months.

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Being loved by my oneitis. Too bad it never went anywhere. All of my attempts were burned to shot down because of her shyness and the chances of being embarrassed or rejected made all those attempts be discreet as possible.

The best thing that happen between us was that we hold hands once and i kissed her cheek. We also spent a lot of time in a park. I still wish I could be sitting in that bench with her

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Entitled middle class white girls act as though me sharing the same air as them is a personal affront. No other type of people, just middle class white chicks. Like bitch fuck off you're a goddamn front desk bimbo, you're not special.

I wish I could write out a long post about this but I know no one will read it.

Lost my virginity 3 weeks before my 20th birthday.

Nothing could take away the pure adulatory self-gratification of "You lost your virginity as a teenager!" from someone who fully expected to not lose it for at least a few more years.

Had a date with a girl once in high school. She never showed. Turns out she was at a party the night before and slept with a guy there. Never bothered to contact me and I waited 40 minutes at the mall before catching a bus home, taking 30 minutes...

Lost my virginity at 23. Had been seeing various different happy ending massage chicks since I was 21 and ended up seducing one somehow. Fucked with a condom on ofcourse and she was a hot asian chick, private masseuse.

Got a married girl to become in love with me and secretly meet me

Not getting hard is terrible. Panicked the shit out of me. Also got dumped for it so that doesn't make it better.

I can never tell if these posts are serious or just trying to twist the knife in lonely anons.
I can't imagine losing my virginity and my big take-away from it is where I now fit into a meme hierarchy.
There's no way anyone is that shallow.

(am male) woman raped me at thirteen but I have a perfectly healthy sex life and have never been in an abusive relationship

>I can never tell if these posts are serious or just trying to twist the knife in lonely anons.

I've been on Jow Forums since approximately age ~15

Technically, it's a story of triumph for rowboats.

a females hand accidentally grazed mine once

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I don't consider that a triumph. If anything it's a tragedy because it shows how far your mind was eroded.

Who's the girl in your image OP?
She's cute, nice tits and a cute tummy.

> If anything it's a tragedy because it shows how far your mind was eroded.

How so?

shit are you me ?
that king of faggotry happened to me like 5 times, and i can confirm, there is no biggest regrets than thoose, missed occasion, especially when youre still 28yo kissless virgin
i think about it every night, make me want to kill myself

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I've had sex with two girls, and a decent amount of lesser hookups, but i can't for the life of me get into a relationship.

I've stolen a few hearts. Maybe some other things too if you know what I mean.

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>kissed a girl when i was 8 (barely remember it)
>had like 3 female friends (not at the same time)
>ask a girl out, see each other like 8 times over a year, even went to the movies 2 times (never even touched her)
kill me

i dated about 2 dozen women, never fucked any of them because i'm a moralfag, realized how empty my life was because of this endless dating ratrace and became a waifufag.

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You should try seeing her again my dude, I mean what are you doing right now that's better?

Sounds like a good time if you're okay with cheating.

The cheating thing would turn me off something fierce because that's a ticking timebomb.

After reading that you have inspired me not to kill myself. If you can live with that then I can live with my memories

Drunken cuddling and handholding while watching a movie. Fell asleep with a girl while watching a movie together. Unfortunately, my memory of the evening was foggy. I just remember drunkenly attempting to torrent the movie and setting everything up. I woke up very warm/comfy in the middle of the night/early morning with her resting in my arms on top of me, fast asleep.

Happened with a girl I'm fairly distant friends with. I only see her through association with other people (very rarely), but we always ended up staying up late together. Similar situations happened a couple times, however, they only happened when I was very intoxicated and usually when she was. Never see her anymore.

Never pursued anything with any women. I always assumed what happened when she was around was just the alcohol talking, but she was one of the few women I've ever felt comfortable enough to be around 1 on 1 for a while.

Lost my virginity in hs to a senior's gf.
She was ugly and the sex sucked but I guess it was lowkey chaddish on my part.

It's good to know you're not the only one with this feel

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22 year old virgin reporting in, have kissed some girls randomly at least
>first experience was having a long distance "girlfriend" in high school that i met over summer camp, that lasted literally 1 week

>during college i cuddled with a girl after watching Drag Me to Hell
>at like 2 am after like 3 hours of cuddling and awkward foreplay we start making out, get to second base w her
>was a cute blonde virgin, sort of a MPDG type
>she literally says "well i guess if you stayed we'd awkwardly fuck"
>beta out and leave
>try to awkwardly flirt with her afterwards and she's not having it

>ask out a long term crush a year later
>she says yes
>go on a few dates and make out each time, felt amazing desu
>flakes on me repeatedly over text for the next 4 times
>i get annoyed and stop talking to her

>another friend asks me to go drinking w her cause she wanted to celebrate getting into grad school
>pretty sure she's into me going into it, though i'm not really attracted to her i'm also desperate
>we do shots, make out, cringeworthy groping at a bar
>too drunk to do anything further

>finally, some girl came up to me at a festival dance thing and actually asked to dance w me + kiss me

aaaand that's pretty much the limit
i still think about the long time crush girl all the time

Made out with two tinder girls, one was a 7.5/10 and the other was 6/10. First one straight up rejected me after the kiss cuz she said it was so bad lmao and the second was kinda gross desu.
Might end up fucking this russian bitch from tinder thats like 5/10 this friday cuz she really wants me but idk if I want to. But I should cuz ill be heading out for the army soon and dont wanna go in as a virgin meh

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GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD
ORGINSADILKDS

I'm engaged to a beautiful, loving, intelligent woman as a below average, short-is kinda dude. But I'm funny and not scared of women so that helped.

>Dated for six years, lots of sex, lived together, sex every night, often multiple times a day
>fucked a married woman a lot over the course of a few months while her husband was deployed to Iraq (he was an abusive dick head that would beat her, I didn't feel bad about fucking her)
>Fucked a bridesmaid at my sister's wedding, she was 13 years older than me
>Fucked a 19 year old girl when I was 26, she had just finished high school (she was a slam piggy)
>Fucked a "lesbian" black chick that was married to another woman (sex was awesome, she was loud and would cum often, but she tried getting pregnant from me, freaked me out)
>fucked a waitress from a restaurant I used to frequent, she was a few years older than me (looked a lot older than she was and was alcoholic/crazy)

>fucked a girl from Brazil. Met her playing vidya, fell in love, thought she was the one for sure, was gonna move there and everything. She turned out to be a vicious BPD psycho that ruined my life.

Karma? Eh. Probably not. I'll kill myself eventually anyway. Life sucks.

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