Everyone on dating apps has STDs

>everyone on dating apps has STDs
>incels don't have STDs because they never had sex
As an autistic tranny how do I seduce you nerdy betas and incels? I want that safe clean dick for my safe clean estrogenized butthole.

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Make a thread about it, someone might be desperate enough

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incels are incels because they still have standards.
if all you are concerned about is sticking your dick in something its almost impossible not to get some.
so that being said, you will probably have a harder time getting an incel to fuck you because they will fear that it will further stigmatize them and ruin their chances of "finding someone"
one the other hand i know a couple of decent looking guys who brag about only fucking tyrannies.

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Just ask. It isn't hard to seduce a lonely virgin.

>Want to have sex
>Don't want to have sex without getting my partner tested
>mfw nobody will be okay with that and it ruins the mood
>Avoid sex entirely
Feels bad man
>As an autistic tranny how do I seduce you nerdy betas and incels?
Make a thread about it, though trannies and gays tend to be overflowing with stds due to the nature of anal sex.

>>Want to have sex
>>Don't want to have sex without getting my partner tested
>>mfw nobody will be okay with that and it ruins the mood
>>Avoid sex entirely
Exactly this. The sad part is that I've had two shots but they were ruined by this. I want to have sex but I refuse to get a life long disease and ruin my dick for it.

If you're not a complete hon, it shouldn't be hard. I'd dick the boy out of you if there were any chance of us ever meeting.

just stop being a faggot, hunty, having casual sex at all is basically just asking for stds.

What should I say to them (You)? I frankly know nothing about seducing.

> trannies and gays tend to be overflowing with stds due to the nature of anal sex.
They (we) certainly do but that's only because they use normie dating apps. You never used a dating app before, right? Would make you lose faith in humanity faster than you could snap your fingers.

So many obvious STD-ridden men it's unbeliveable I am not far right and advocating for gas chambers yet.

>complete hon
I am a tall twinkhon which in the tranny lingo describes someone who looks like a twink but with puffy nipples. And longer hair.

>if there were any chance of us ever meeting.
That's what I fear of the most. You probably live in Zanzibar or somewhere very far far away from me.

This is all very painful to see because there are only old (>30) obvious STD-ridden men in my area.

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>That's what I fear of the most. You probably live in Zanzibar or somewhere very far far away from me.
I'm midwest USA. Are you in a crazy remote country or something?

Well, I am. Sadly.

>Well, I am. Sadly.
That sucks, I'm surprised you even have dating apps if so. What country?

I also have this fear of getting an std and haven't had sex with anyone because of it. Do you look ok? Where are you from?

Look for one who says they're doing nofap. If they're early enough in it, they'll probably be incredibly horny and ready to fuck just about anything.

Or maybe that's just me and i've just become less and less satiable.

>clean
Everyone has cold sores, a mutation of herpes. Everyone also has had warts, caused by a variation of HPV, the virus that causes cancer and warts in oral, anal, vaginal, penile, areas.

Every human is a leper due to having public schooling and housing.

>Everyone has cold sores, a mutation of herpes.
Partly true. The Type 1 herpes simplex virus is universally ubiquitous (grandma kisses you and bam, pozzed with cold sores forever).
>Everyone also has had warts, caused by a variation of HPV
Wrong. Only sexually active people can get HPV.
>Every human is a leper due to having public schooling and housing.
True.

Fuck off you delusional mentally ill abomination

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I dont get cold sores, nigga. And I got the HPV vaccine

So if I'm a virgin who exclusively attended private schools I'm in the clear? sweet.

Did you have a mother or grandmother that kissed you? Then no. Women, especially those who lived through the 60s are heavily infected.

Probably closer to the "nerdy beta" camp than an incel, but I would happily lose my virginity to a tranner so long as she was nice :)

>tfw no virgin tranner with degenerate fetishes to have sex with

There's a reason why fags have STDs

What is the current geographical location your physical form is located?

>What is the current geographical location your physical form is located?
The land of corn. Kansas.

As much as I wank to this shit, I don't think I'd be turned on by one IRL
my brain would just freeze and go that's a guy (gtfo out of there)

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UK?

oringinainginai

>tyrannies
kek

take truvada, so it's almost no risk for hiv
even Jow Forums advertises it

Not going to save me from herpes which 8/10 people have.

herpes will not ruin your life though

There's no way 8/10 have herpes, right?

stds are actually terrifying

after sex ed in elementary I became almost phobic

No hsv-1 but also HHKV

Yes it will. I'm not okay with having sores on my dick for the rest of my life.

You'd be surprised. Std rates are only getting higher. It's fucking scary.

My dick is the cleanest in this thread.

There's no way it can be cleaner than mine

OP is alternate reality me. Very spooky

find a cute incel trap on discord unironically.

Are you saying you did or are you saying you should?

are you from europe?
are you cute?
are you a switch?

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OP should, I have too, I made irl friends through discord too.

Orig
Pick me anonette