Times you missed obvious signs that a girl was intrest in you

>on couch
>cute asian girl sleeping next to me
>she's on aisle seat so she's keeps waking up due to discomfort
>ask her if she wants the window seat
>she says no it's okay
>asks me if I want aisle seat
>tell her it's okay
>she starts making small talk about trying to get to sleep
>the aisle gives you leg room but the window gives you somewhere to rest
>give her the bare minimum response because I sound like a sperg when I talk at length
>she stays awake in silence for a bit then goes back to bed
>she goes to get off the coach
>decide not to say goodbye because I assume seing as we talked like once over the course of 3 hours that I'd look like a creep
>she stands up and looks at me and say
"I didn't even know this stop was here, my house is right there"
*points at block of flats*
>start think of ways that I could get off at this stop and make it seem normal
>I'm heading in the opposite direction and don't know enough about the area to lie
>tell her that I'm staying on as I can't catch a bus from here
>tell her goodbye
>think about how much it's a shame that I couldn't have gotten off and walked with her for a bit
>go to bed tonight
>can't get to sleep because at this point I'm pretty sure if I just started walking with her that I wouldn't even have to justify where I was heading to her.

I'm such a fucking sperg

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2009, be 17
Girl I was into liked me the same way but I never took the signs and thought i'd just be friend zoned

>"You're good looking" (said pretty much every day)
>"Everyone thought you were my secret boyfriend"
>"Was it you who wanted my number?" (I never asked for it) "It's ok... you can have it if you like? :)x"
>Tells me her troubles, like really personal shit
>Frequently asked if i've had a girlfriend, "do you want one? :)"

Dodged a bullet though, she's fat and has two kids now.

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i'll just list off the times non-specifically
>teacher wants to fuck
>classmate wants to fuck
>girl a few grades behind me wants to fuck
>moms friends wanted to fuck
>neighbor wants to fuck
>fat chick at party wants to fuck

>out with group of people during study abroad
>girl who's been talking to me on and off with group
>realize I left my bag back at building where we have classes
>say I have to go back to get it and ask if anybody else wants to go with me (its late at night and were on foot)
>she says she does and no one else
>walks back with me
>we make small talk but its mostly me complaining about a project
>nervous as fuck because we're alone together
>get inside building and go straight for my bag
>find her in computer room sitting in a chair which she's swiveling back and forth idly
>tell her I'm good to go
>"yeah?"
>ask her if she still needs something or is she ready to go too
>"not really"
>silence before I say I'll be waiting by the door
>she come back and I just ramble more as we walk back home
>texts me later that night at apartment building
>says her apartment is too hot and asks if there's anywhere she could crash at ours
>I just say we have a spare couch if she want to use it
Fucking hell. There we were, alone with a whole building to ourselves, her obviously stalling for time waiting for me to say or do anything. Even asks me to sleep over I give her a fucking couch. I was too nervous and beta to make a move even if I saw the hints. My fear of jumping the gap of ambiguity and accidentally assuming too much keeps me from doing any sort of move making. I just remain passive and pretend to be oblivious.

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idfk what you're thinking normie but if a girl is interested and you miss it that means you missed it, it's real rare you figure it out afterwards most the time.

Even if a girl is in a relationship with me I still assume she doesn't like me.

Hoooo boy I have a lot of these

>high school, sophomore year
>class titcow talks to me about the porn she watches, asks what I like, complains about being a virgin, shows me naked pics (OMG IM NOT NAKED IM WEARING UNDERWEAR XD)
>tells me her dad's out of town and she's home alone one week
>asks me to come over, say no, I had a raid in everquest

>high school, again
>not much interaction but this emo girl I hardly ever talked to had a crush on me and told me about it a year or two later

>undergrad
>tiny ass girl, like maybe 5'0'' who NEVER talked
>stuttered whenever she tried, very pale, almost sickly looking
>always waved to me when we saw each other, just waved back
>she tried talking to me but became a stuttering mess even quicker than usual
>asked to sit next to me at graduation
>her hand touched mine kinda by mistake and I pulled it away, she looked like she'd been punched in the gut the entire rest of the ceremony and I DIDN'T REALIZE WHY UNTIL TWO YEARS LATER FUCK SHE WAS CUTE I WANT TO FUCKING DIE

>grad school
>ugly betty looking cutiegirl with braces trying to talk to me
>LITERALLY shaking, can't maintain eye contact, stuttering, playing with her hair
>mentally I'm thinking what the fuck is this girl on is she retarded or something? I think she's afraid I'm going to hurt her or something
>She and some other girls wave at me and regularly try to strike up conversation with me when I am on my autism walks around campus in between classes, invite me to do things, I literally cannot hear them 90% of the time because I am so spaced out in my own autist internal fantasy
>after graduating my one platonic female friend at the school was chatting with me and asked if I was gay, I said no and asked why
>she tells me that at least a dozen girls within the college had the hots for me and she just wondered why I was always single and never asked any of them out

who else /brokengfdetector/?

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lol i whish i had a story

Dude you're a fucking creep she wasn't interested in you at all.

Fucking aspies.

I had a nice dinner date and everything was going really well until I dropped her off back at her place she asked me if I wanted to come up for some coffe but I told her "no thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up" because it was like 10pm
clearly I could have lost my virginity but I guess not

>be me
>girls says i just want to lick a lolipop right now
>thought she wanted a lolipop
>she actually wanted my COCK

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ITT: low-key normie humblebragging?

What's worse, to be ignored, or to have women throw themselves at you only to be so terribly oblivious that you turn them off?

Fucking whiteknights.
ororriroiroi

I have tons of these stories. They're all really pathetic.
1/2

>be in high school
>hanging out with this thicc girl in my art class one night after school
>go to walmart to get skittles
>something to do
>once we get away from her house and in public she is literally hanging off of me
>constantly wrapping her arms around me, pressing herself on me while we stand in line
>people look at us
>my only feeling is embarrassment
>push her off me and kind of shuffle away
>get back to car
>she puts her seat back and lifts her shirt up and puts a skittle in her belly button and tells me to see if i can get it out
>just grab it with my fingers lol
>she wants to see if one will go in my belly button
>she licks it out with her tongue
>uhhh ok
>talk and eventually just take her home

>middle school
>summer vacation
>girl 2 houses down calls me says to come over and help her with super mario sunshine
>go to her house, no one is there
>we're laying on her bed she needs me to help her get some stars
>i'm playing the levels she needs
>she says she got sunburned yesterday
>suddenly she takes off her shirt
>lays back down next to me
>"user you can take your shirt off too if you want.."
>uhh ok
>don't take off shirt
>finish getting the stars for her and go back home b/c not sure what is going on

>at church in high school
>playing some game where everyone sits in a circle of chairs and someone runs in the circle and then picks someone to answer a question
>girl i don't know is running
>suddenly she picks me but instead of just tapping me she sits down in my lap
>suddenly shapely butt in tight jeans pressed right on my penis
>i have the most autistic reaction possible, raise my hands in front of my chest and stand up and push her off
>she looks at me confused like she's about to cry
>never go to that church again

>15
>mum and her friend decide I should spend the holiday with her friend's daughter (16) at their house so we're not lonely and have some experience 'socialising' with the opposite sex (we both went to single sex private schools)
>I bring my laptop
>at first it's awkward, I have no idea how to initiate a conversation and apart from some uncomfortable pleasantries I set my laptop up and play skyrim- she's also very cute and was my height back then so I was kind of intimidated by her
>for some reason, she decides to watch me play and asks me about the game
>I get passionate, start narrating what I'm doing and manage to make her sincerely laugh and constantly play with her hair several times
>Later we're watching a movie I torrented, at first she wanted to watch it on the laptop but I told her I could try and connect it to her TV- she looks disappointed for some reason
>While we're on the couch I feel her thigh's warmth against mine, think it's 'awkward' and I'm getting a boner so I move to my side a bit more.
>Notice later she's brushing up against me again, moved a bit more
>Later she's literally leaning her head on my shoulder and slumping against me, I just shrug her off and say 'umm haha' and she looks hurt
>Repeats of this day nearly every day for the next 2 weeks
>As it's the summer holidays some days get really hot and her house is old so it's not properly ventilated by air conditioning
>She says it'd be good to take several showers a day to cool off
>Literally three times she 'accidentally' walked out of the shower naked, on me, without even a towel
>Each time I ran away so she wouldn't even be in my line of sight
>One time I was sitting on the couch playing skyrim and she walks in front of me, gets on the floor in kneeling position with her ass up in the air at me, and turns on the TV and pretends to watch it
>I don't get what the fuck's going on, so I just go to the toilet and bust a nut

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2/2


>high school
>girl invites me over for dinner
>i think we're just gonna eat and then play crash bandicoot or something
>instead she insists her whole family sits at the dinner table and she tries to cook this elaborate meal
>everyone in her family thinks it's funny and is talking about how she never does this
>she gets embarrassed and mad

>college
>some roastie wants to be my lab partner
>she always tries to get me to come to the library to do work but i don't feel good
>tell her she can come to my apartment
>she shows up in short shorts and a tank top belly shirt
>lays on the floor next to me while i'm on my lap top
>rolls onto her back and tangles her legs with my legs and starts rubbing them while looking up at my face
>keep working on my laptop
>she does this for like 10 minutes then stops and goes back to doing her work

>year after high school
>at a big house party
>some random girl and i get along somehow, can't remember, i didn't know her at all
>she follows me around all night getting me drinks and playfully kissing me like little pecks
>her friends keep pulling her away saying stuff like "think about what you're doing" trying to get her to stop but she keeps coming back
>she sits next to me on the couch and crossing her legs over my lap
>end up dropping acid and leave this dimension

I dont ever get obvious signs because im ugly and nobody likes me

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thank you vm for the stories user

Why are you thanking me though?
Does it just make you feel better to know that someone can fail that hard?

Cont. (2/2)

>The following year our families travel together to Italy during a holiday
>Since it's her final year, she's often not with us and in the hotel holed up studying
>Literally begin to develop a crush on her but I don't realise she's liked me for a while
>We move across different cities through trains- parents in one compartment, the two of us in another
>Literal movie-setting romantic situation
>She tells me (paraphrase) "user, if you need help with your studies, could always come over to my room in the morning when our parents are having breakfast" and gives me a wink
>I think she's just being a nerdy overbearing sister, and say something about me not giving a shit about academic results
>We were at some place called cinqueterre or something and at a restaurant with the view of the mediterranean sunset, she literally held my hand for a few brief seconds before I tore it out of her grasp
>Back home, she sends me a friend request on Facebook but I don't accept it nor deny it because I don't want my friends (who go to an all guys school) to make fun of me knowing a girl, literal primary school 'girls have coochies' mindset
>Didn't realise what was going on until 3 years later

I just don't fucking know how I was that much of an astronomical retard, probably just really low self-esteem. In retrospect, for a 15 year old I was a very early bloomer and honestly at my prime then- athletically and aesthetically. I'm a fucking wreck now. I didn't think it was humanely possible for a girl to be interested in me, let alone a damn beautiful girl nearly my height. and it could've been fucking perfect, neither of us had any experience with the other sex since primary school since we went to single-sex schools, and she didn't have particularly high expectations because she didn't know any other guys. sometimes I console myself by thinking that if we ever actually 'made it', she would've eventually dumped me for Chad and I'd be left much more heartbroken. i

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literally every time a girl expressed interest in me. I have a weird autistic/schizoid personality that makes me think people are going to hurt me/I'm going to hurt people by talking to them. So even when I can tell someone wants to talk to me, I can't talk to them. Please free me from this hell.

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>say no, I had a raid in everquest
Wow. Priorities dude.

I thank God every day that He gave me an Asian girl to be my wife. Thanks for the story, user. I never want to feel anything less than blessed to have her.

>no thanks, I can't drink coffee late at night, it keeps me up

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i find them very entertaining and makes me feel better about my situation, 25kv here

>why haven't you asked me out yet?
>asks her out
>she spergs out then ghosts me for 3 months
>mfw

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nigger

american

you wouldve disappointed her anyway. the couch was your friend :)

you did the right thing. you were pious

she would have left you for chad.

These stories are anime harem MC levels of infuriating.
More please.

WHY CANT THIS HAPPEN TO ME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS NOT FAIR BROS

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Not even gonna read it OP. Fuck you for reminding me, I hope you die of aids and another terminal degenerative disease as the same time. Fuck you. Again.

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wanted to call you an underage but then I remembered that Skyrim came out 7 years ago

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I cant relate at all, you failed normoids.

Had this at uni. Got invited in to this girl I knews room at a house party at her place. I walk in and she locks the door behind her. She shows me some poems shes been writing about someone who she really loves and then tells me she bought some new clothes and would I like to see them. I say yeah while Im sat autisticly on the bed. She was quite curvy, and next thing I know she's taken her top off and is stood there in her bra changing clothes waiting for me to make the move. I didnt. Left the room and went home and masturbated furiously over the image of her in her bra.

>be me
>met a girl from my class
>7/10 by that time
>i thinked she was really nice and cool, out of my league anyway
>by that time i used to wear a linkin park
>one day i decided to take it off because yes
>she approachs to me
>"hey user, can i use your hoodie for a while?"
>"sure!"
>40mins later, class ends, recess time
>i'm going for what is mine
>she asks if she could wear it for a little longer
>bitch no wtf
>she gives it to me
then, we started to talk more
>7months later
>i was literally the edgy lord
>we had free hour
>yay,jpeg
>i sat on the study table
>talking with my virgin friends
>she approaches
>she hughes me
>WHATTHEFUCK.exe
>i started to panic in my mind
>we stayed like that for 15 min straight
>class ends, going home
>she offers me to go to take an ice cream
>"ayy no thanks, gotta do some stuff"
>k, se ya tomorrow
>shit keeps happening, she always invented excuses to go with her
>accepted a few but they're not interestings at all
>ff to now
>she's a 9/10
>goes to the front class
>everyday im thinking that i could've fucked her
>mfw i lost the opportunity

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>Senior year of high school english class
>I always sat in the back with my one friend in the class and made fun of people the whole time
>We had to write these creative essays and read them to the whole class every month
>Most were really bad
>After a few very shitty ones, I started writing weirder and weirder essays that actually ended up being pretty funny
>Girl in class who I've never talked to much tells me after that she really likes my writing
>Start paying attention to her in class, she giggles at most things I say
>I write and read an essay about a shitty high school relationship where a girl lead me on for a couple months and dumped me
>She gets the saddest look in her eyes as I'm reading this, comes up to me after and starts talking to me about it
One thing really stands out though
>After christmas break
>Got a few nice button downs for christmas (school had a dress code)
>Wear a new shirt to class the first day back
>she notices
>Wow, that's a really nice shirt user!
>Literally just a black button down
>Says "you look like a rock star!" in front of the whole class then gets a little red and giggles
One time she saw me in the gym and kept hanging around me trying to talk and I just thought she was annoying since I was trying to lift. Man was I autistic.
I wanted to ask her to prom but never worked up the balls. Looking back, other high school girls were into me too, but I had no self confidence and didn't see it.

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Pretending to sleep to avoid your attention. Cute indeed, Tell that yellow bitch to get a fucking job and buy a car. Skyrim. Epic game but you are an epic retard for not cumming in that thot.

Real trouble is boys that women are hypergamous sluts. Women are insignificant lying cheating whores. "Missing your chance" in reality is just "missing losing a lot of money on a whore". You can NOT fix them, they will never understand love like men. They are objects

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I'm a fit 6'1 male and I had:

An Indian girl who stalked me during 11th and 12th grade
A big titty party girl that constantly invited me to parties
An Albanian girl that always smiled and sat near by me
A Croatian girl who did the same
A big titty redhead who always stared at me and stood next to me looking like she's begging to talk to me

Didn't matter because I was so heavily bullied as a teenager that I lost every inch of social interaction skills and now I'm a 25 year old khv. If I weren't such a massive victim of bullying, I would probably be the prime example of a Chad by now.

I never really missed signs that girls were interested in me. I just didn't wanna act upon the girls that were.

Instead, I gotta story about a girl who I THOUGHT was interested in me who I acted upon and explains why I've turned into a robot.

>Be me
>In 6th grade middle school
>Don't share classes with girl, but still eye from time to time
>Over time, I get the impression that she's attracted to me
>Think that she's eyeing me and checking me out, wanting me to make a move on her
>Eventually one day get an acquaintance to tell her that I'm interested in her and want to date her
>She outright says EW loudly and everyone laughs at me

There's some other unrelated things that happened to me in 6th grade which I firmly believe to be the reason why I'm now a robot.

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Thing is: You did not fail; you won. Big. You just didn't claim your prize, but the rest of us just loses. No girl takes their shirt off while we play Super Mario sunshine.

But to keep on Topic:

>Be me, third grade
>Have a school trip to wherever (dont remember the name of the place
>There was a tree house
>Some black girl my age tells me to go there
>Climb up
>She suddenly throws me down
>Calls me "baby, oh baby" and shit
>I panic
>Yell and try to gett her off me
>not that she could have done anything. (What did she expect to o with a thrid graders cock?)
>Some other guy comes up
>She lets go
>I cried afterwards and was disturbed by the whole affair for a time
>Cut/stabbed her arm with scissors (the school one, couldnt really do much damage) some time later, cause she continued pestering me. Afterwards, she stopped

Another one:

>Be me, 9th grade
>Some girl living fairly close to me wanted to walk home with me
>Asked me some shit
>Got nervous, especially with big brother in hearing range
>Cut her off kinda rudely I guess and speedwalked home
>Got ridiculed by brother later on. Fuck him.
>Some weeks or so later she offered me to exchange messenger contacts
>Either i declined or instantly forgot her contact. Anyway, that was it for her.

Now rapidly approaching wizardhood. Those times're never coming back, are they?
Lingering on a 2.5 on pic related right now and possibly forever...

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>Middle school
>Had disgusting long curly hair and wore glasses
>Stereotypical nerd look
>In the span of a week, cut my hair and start wearing contacts
>Suddenly a bunch of girls I've never interacted with started talking to me
>Made excuses to be around me, started laughing at all of my shitty jokes
>Was bullied pretty bad as a kid, so no confidence and I just assumed it was some joke and they were all making fun of me
>Girls post on my facebook wall, I got invited to a halloween party from some girl i talked to maybe twice
>Two girls there followed me around all night and texted me nonstop for like a week after
>Just wanted them to leave me alone since texting them made me nervous
I could have been Chad if I just realized what was going on and acted on it, but that was years ago.

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Literally happened a couple hours ago.

>chatting with cute thicc girl with a bf
>rec The Night Comes For Us because its fucking dope (on par with the Raid movies imo)
>she says Oh Nooooo
>what.png
>she says Im home alone and Id get scared
>ah damn aight

I missed a cue, right? That felt like a missed cue.

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>6th grade
>total sperg
>this one girl is constantly staring at me in class but quickly looks away when I turn towards her
>don't think much of it whatever
>starts hanging out with my 2 friends and me during recess
>she doesn't bother anyone so we let her
>starts to get touchy eventually
>i absolutely dread and hate being touched anywhere
>but keep my shit together
>this continues for a good 2 or 3 months
>would put her hand on my shoulder, lean her head against my arm and so on
>one day get assigned group projects where we needed to form groups of 4
>she asks if she could join me and my friends
>"yeah ok"
>during our work she gets touchy again
>this time though, for some reason, it really fucking gets to me and I can't contain my autism
>just blurt out and yell at her to stop touching me and how annoying she is and how much i hate her
>entire class goes silent
>she goes red, looks down and starts to cry silently
>i don't know what to do or how to handle this situation so I just continue working
>never talk to each other again
>entire class except my 2 friends start avoiding me
that was pretty much the only time I've ever gotten positive attention from a female.
I think that moment sealed my fate.

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girl i fucking loved all throughout middle school and highschool, our friend groups somehow merged when I was 19 or so
>every weekend having little close knit parties at a friends house
>her and a few of her friends would come over and hang out
>drink like crazy ass 20 year olds
>one morning when we're all hung over, sitting around the living room
>i'm half dead in a comfy ass reclining chair
>she woke up and came into the room
>sits herself directly on my lap
>awkward and embarrassed as fuck
>sit there quietly while she sleeps on my chest
>nothing ever happened between us

Fast forward a couple years and we both ended up at an anime convention in town, in hotel with my buddies, very drunk, thinking about her in her various cosplays

>best friend starts telling me it would be funny if we texted her and her friends, asking if we could be their beta providers
>we do
>she and all her friends block me on everything
>theres no saving it now

I follow her on instagram and constantly get pissed at myself when I see how good she looks and how well shes doing. fug

I dont think thats really an obvious signal, you guys were drunk and she felt comfortable enough around you to sleep on you. Doesnt necessarily mean she wanted to sleep WITH you.

You fucked it pretty hard though with that beta provider shit, sorry about that noise.

Don't meme with normies, for god's sake. Just don't.
I tried to tell some female uni colleagues about the Sky King once and it really didn't take off that well.

there were many more instances with her sadly, it was pretty obvious that she was into me, looking back. But damn drunk me loved memeing the normies lel

I specifically remember one time where she invited me over to her house, just the two of us. Made dinner, like some good ass chicken pan fried or whatever. And I just ate it quietly and went home lel. shit fucks me up now. god damn

Now theres some much-needed context.

My condolences homie.

Dam son.

One of the worst feelings in these matters is realizing someone is into you when they have just lost interest.

(Even wors iss that she'll just be sucking some other guys D, while us guys will just suck at D (((for mobile, preorder NOW))) )

It's a lot like those RomComs, but act III ist cut short with no happy ending.

Such is life. In a few years time I will finally ascend to wizard status and begin my revenge on this god forsaken earth

Turn back! There is still time for you. Relinquish your magical ambitions, for there is no happiness on the path to true power.
I, on the other hand, can just wait out my few remaining months.

Heed my advice or see me on the other side.

Never missed any obvious signs of attraction, more ignored them because I didn't like the girls in question in that way.

I regret it sometimes but I also feel kinda proud for not smashing a hoe just to get my shots off.

Or maybe I'm a picky, judgemental, ugly fuck who'll probably die alone because my standards are too high.

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I will keep trying my friend. Self improvement

Same bruv, same.

>Be me
>Sophomore year
>Talk to these 4 girls every day in my last period class
>7/10 thicc mixed girl
>7/10 chocolate girl
>4/10 white girl
>6/10 latina
>Would always 8/10 asian eyeing be across the room
>Pretty much ghost all of the obvious flirting and eye the asian probably quite obviously
>Never had the balls to ask her out or strike up a conversation
>Never hit up any of the other girls to try to smash

>Be me freshman year
>Different is than sophomore year fyi I move a lot
>Be minor chad
>Pretty much every girl in my ap classes flirted with me
>Didn't have the balls to ask out any of them

>Be me sophomore year again
>Hear tales of girls in my chemistry class plotting on me
>Friend called me a hoe because of all of the girls that would come up and talk to me randomly during class
>Same friend tells me about girls on the bus saying how they wish they could fuck me
>Do nothing about this

One chance at life, have big dick, allegedly handsome, lots of chicks seem to like me
>Anxiety

Fuckin auto correct
*
>Would always *see 8/10 asian eyeing me
>Went to a different highschool sophomore year than freshman year

I'm a senior rn, 18 btw.
>None of the aforementioned girls show any interest in me
>Anxiety got worse and I just sit silently in class every day
>Still spend paychecks on designer clothes

Jesus Christ youre 18


ANXIETY


FUCK YOU

You must be a handsome robot

>tee hee grills like me i'm just a sperg
nigga don't buy into this dumbo meme.
>girl comes greet me every day in school
>greet back but too autistic to have conversation
>get her contact
>start actually starting conversation
>get mostly ignored
>ask her out
>ghosted

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I consider myself a cyborg but all these posts make me feel like a full robot, ive never had a grill interested in me wtf

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nigga u had a fucking chance at a relatively pure girl

Ive had plenty of opportunities in the past, nothing ever so overtly sexual though. Ive posted some of my stories before but i dont feel like typing them up now.
Ive had a girl tell me straight up that i should ask her out. Ive had girls make it so painfully obvious that they liked me holy shit it fills me with impotent rage just to think about how much of a fucking dumb faggot i was and still am.

Dude you're a hit for the ladies, wtf you look like?

>2008, Year 11 Britbong
>Girl in my Drama class (fucking shit lesson, wish I never took it)
>She's extroverted like many in the class
>Pretty but I'm into someone else (who barely acknowledged me)
>Walking home with friend who's in the same music class as her
>He says "You know ____, she told me she fancies you, but feels like she can't ask you out because you're so quiet"
>"Oh" I say
>See her again in Drama, she's smiling at me
>Smile back
>That was the end of it.

Every fembot I've spoken to has said I'm in the 7-8 range. Personally I can't see it, I think I'm ugly.

>tfw there were no missed signs
>you are unlikable
Bittersweet

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How many girls have you talked to, user?

1/2
>visiting my grandparents and aunt with my parents
>cousin isn't around so I have nothing to do and decide to walk her dog
>as i'm walking outside with my earbuds on I see some girl trying to tell me something
>take my earbuds off
>"huh?"
>she tells me that my dog is cute and asks me if she can pet it
>"go ahead. It doesn't bite haha"
>somehow our conversation takes off from there
>she tells me about her cats, I tell her that this is not really by dog but that I have a cat too
>go to the front of her house because I wanted to pet her cats
>we keep talking there for everything that came to our minds. I have never connected to somebody so easily before
>suddenly she says that she is cold
>"uhh.. you could go inside and grab a jacket"
>godsent angel from heaven in the form of an old man who was smoking and observing us from a nearby balcony hears this and shouts "give her the jacket"
>do what he says and she blushes awkwardly after putting it on
>literal scene straight from a romantic movie
>notice that somehow two entire hours had passed and i'm late
>tell her that I i'll be leaving soon and she insists on escorting me to my grandparents's house
>as we part we exchange our facebook profiles
>aunt sees us together and later tells me that she is a nice girl
>get home and see that she's messaged me on facebook
>we chat for a little bit but her tone starts to get flirty
>feels too awkward and respond blandly
>she sends me a selfie and asks me to do the same
>reluctantly do so
>"you are a very handsome boy"
>when I read that I locked myself in the bathroom and sat on the toilet crying for 10 minutes straight because I never thought a girl would think that about me
>in the following days she texts become even more flirty as mine become even more autistic
>her text bubbles were always full of hearts
>she tries to arrange a date but I always come up with an excuse that i'm busy

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just remembered this recently because of the time of year it is

>be 17/18ish
>girl who is vaguely my friend comes home with me on my school bus because there's bonfire night stuff going on in my town
>she goes in my room and is making fun of my stuff
>i don't have anime figurines or anything in my room but just a lot of random stuff she must have found amusing
>she needs to get changed from school clothes so i say she can get changed in my room while i wait outside
>as she's doing so she very vocally continues to make fun of my stuff and take pictures of it
>ask her to kindly stop doing that
>'you can come in to make sure i'm not taking photos'
>'no that's ok just get changed quickly please'

>somehow the entire time think that she is just being odd and overly friendly
>not once did my autistic brain connect the obvious dots
>eventually she outright tells me that she loves me
>I am so shocked by her confession that I ghost her for two months out of fear
>for the entire first month she texts me almost every day asking me what's wrong and why did I stop texting her, that she misses me, etc. The entire time I see her texts by disabling my wifi first so as to not let messenger mark it as "seen"
>I was too fucking afraid to even respond
>she eventually gave up
>the entire time I was developing a major crush for her
>two months later finally gather the courage to text her again about what had happened
>turns out that by then she was already seeing another guy
>she was very apologetic that everything had developed like that and genuinely felt bad for me
>tell her to fuck off
>"you can no longer reply to this conversation"
I still think about her from time to time

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Once a girl literally told me that she loves me. My answer was: Haha I love myself too.
Fuck man why am I like this

All the round ones are easy to get. Save those for last and get the difficult ones first.

A girl I was friends with always spent time with me when I was younger.
I didn't go to her high school but my friend did
My friend was somewhat like me
She was a student teacher aid at that point
She always tried to help him for some reason


Friend told me about this girl
I knew exactly who it was
He asked her if she knew me
She remembered almost everything about me
Shame I didn't go to that high school
She was always a cutie