WTF

WTF

I JUST SHIT A FUCKING TAPEWORM

WHAT THE FUCK

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You lose weight recently?

the whole thing came out?
they usually don't and you end up having to pull them

I stood up and noticed something wet on the back of my leg

Then I pulled the fucker out

You should have let him crawl back inside

fuckin hit up web md or yahoo answers for shit now dude unless you want to waltz into the ER carrying your little buddy

Eat it so you don't lose the nutrients it took from you.

Pics or ya didnt

I think I'm just going to drink a ton of apple cider vinegar

My grandma told me that fix it

Even worms want nothing to do with you. How sad

Pics of the worm NOW

My grandma made me flush it when I told her

That's gonna make you extremely sick and the vinegar itself will probably burn your stomach.
Please go to the doctor. Home remedies are fine for a cold, not a fucking parasite.

I can't afford the hospital

I think it should be fine

Your going to do more damage to yourself than the worm did if you chug that shit.

Go to the hospital NOW you fucking dumbass.

Thread dismissed, OP is a lying faggot. No one would shit out a fucking TAPE WORM and not take pictures of it.

Had to take a shit because of this thread and it felt like giant worms going in and out and hanging by their teeth thanks OP

I'm not sure user, panic and disgust and likely also shame would make a lot of people want to instantly flush it.

>I stood up and noticed something wet on the back of my leg
Holy fucking shit. If I were OP, I probably would have started vomiting uncontrollably at that point.

Yeah, in OP's defense, I'd be extremely freaked out too if a long, wet, white worm came out of my ass. Wouldn't even think about taking pictures.

as an anorexic, I am extremely jealous.

gonna go out on a limb and say that's not good

op here

I think I'm just going to start drinking more hard alcohol everyday now.

There's no way they could survive that if there's actually more of them

Only way thats gonna work is if you pour it into your ass and are you sure you want to make them angry?

>ass starts itching as i open this thread
fuck fuck fuuck